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Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« on: March 17, 2015, 01:07:51 am »


私はロンバーガンデイですか?

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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2015, 06:18:06 am »
At least we know his priorities.

Himself, and then his sister, and mother.

Let the brothel issue go - focus on proper subject order.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2015, 07:08:21 am »
Your grammar is incorrect. Also, you're now in a foster home.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2015, 07:12:38 am »
Never really thought about it, but the asian languages (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) don't use commas or anything do they?
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2015, 07:17:11 am »
Never really thought about it, but the asian languages (Chinese, Japanese, Korean) don't use commas or anything do they?

They all do, but at least with Korean, they don't use it so much with grouping things, and more for compound sentences.
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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
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"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2015, 07:48:34 am »
Your grammar is incorrect. Also, you're now in a foster home.

You're the legendary bastard monk, who killed his own mythical teacher.

Your sensei of yore now occupies a ewer.

Yes, "a", grammatically. :coffee:
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2015, 07:55:09 am »
written is still "an" though, no?
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2015, 07:56:30 am »
written is still "an" though, no?

Hard "y".

Kind of like the reverse of a soft "h".
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2015, 10:38:39 am »
You're the legendary bastard monk, who killed his own mythical teacher.

Your sensei of yore now occupies a ewer.

Yes, "a", grammatically. :coffee:

I'm going to need an eye patch and a Hattori Hanzo sword.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2015, 01:22:50 pm »
You're the legendary bastard monk, who killed his own mythical teacher.

Your sensei of yore now occupies a ewer.

Yes, "a", grammatically. :coffee:

I'm going to need an eye patch and a Hattori Hanzo sword.

Two.

Two eye patches.

Keep current, Kenshi-tile. :coffee:
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2015, 08:30:47 pm »
No photo, but this one was epic, and this is exactly how it was written verbatim, formatting and all. (this girl, and yes I have to stress that, girl, is exceptional):

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Yesterday, I went to a sports supply store with my dad.  Why we went there on this charming Saturday?  Because we had to buy a punching bag.  No big reason, just I wanted to punch someone. Oh!  I mean, something.
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"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2015, 09:46:14 pm »
...How old are these children again?
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2015, 09:48:05 pm »
...How old are these children again?

These first two are sixth graders.
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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2015, 09:47:45 pm »
6th grader again:

"I went to Guam and saw your mother."  (to me)
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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2015, 11:13:15 pm »
In 4th grade today, one student liked what we were going to do in class, so he said, verbatim:

"I love you teacher! This doesn't mean that I'm gay, but I love you!"

I just got no homo'd by a Korean 4th grader.
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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 12:13:55 am »
It's not gay if you're white and they're not.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 12:27:02 am »
It's not gay if you're white and they're not.

Fuck SRK.

Life lessons from George Michael.
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2015, 12:41:03 am »
It's not gay if you're white and they're not.

Fuck SRK.



Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?
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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2015, 02:49:45 am »
Moustache is so you look good on the 6 o'clock news.

Fuck SRK.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2015, 07:03:49 am »
What a beautiful bromance
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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2015, 08:19:30 am »
It's not gay if you're white and they're not.

Life lessons from military stationed overseas.
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2015, 06:43:52 pm »
3rd Graders, going over occupations, to one student:

Me: What does your mother do?
Student: She's an astronomer.
Me: What does your father do?
Student: He does an astronomer.
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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2015, 07:02:05 pm »
DAMNIT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND I RUINED IT
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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2015, 09:10:20 pm »
Forgot this thead existed.



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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2015, 10:41:59 pm »
Well, your sodium levels must have convinced them you were on a salt satyagraha.
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2015, 11:25:14 pm »


ฉันรอนเบอร์กันดี?

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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2016, 09:46:28 pm »
Found this old gem in my dropbox:

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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2016, 02:28:22 am »
Only playing handporn on Saturdays and Sundays? Get on my level, kid.
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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2016, 07:00:22 am »
Do you know what he meant?
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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2016, 07:26:15 am »
He holds a picture from his family reunion in one hand as he jerks off with the other.
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« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2016, 07:27:36 am »
I wanna do a tourney for SF5 for "cash" prices. Anyone interested?
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« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2016, 07:42:23 am »
Holy crap, what are there like 5 people here now (including me)?
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« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2016, 09:16:36 am »
Holy crap, what are there like 5 people here now (including me)?

We're not running any games at the moment, so it's mostly just the regulars and the lurkers (pun possibly intended). When we're running a game, it's like twice this much activity. So it'd be like 2 posts a day!
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« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2016, 03:20:47 pm »
Did you score that kid 12/10?

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« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2016, 03:34:19 pm »
Do they get to decide their own non-korean names in school? Or are they like assigned?
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2016, 08:32:09 pm »
Do they get to decide their own non-korean names in school? Or are they like assigned?
They "choose" but names are suggested to them. And of course they're kids so they don't know any better. When we have to give them names because their parents or other teachers haven't we typically take a shrug as sign of approval because that's the most emotion you'll get out of a kid in front of Korean teachers. So if I suggest fagmuffin and the kid shrugs, that's his name.



Also on just how bad names can be over here:



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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2016, 01:06:52 am »
Damn, thought the kid's name was K-Saturn for a moment there. That'd be a cool as shit name.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2016, 09:22:36 am »
Nope, he's just a confused mexican
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2016, 09:31:16 am »
Happy belated B-day Forge. Hope you had fun celebrating.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2016, 12:03:44 pm »
Thanks. :)
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2016, 02:06:59 pm »
Nope, he's just a confused mexican

He was meant to put his name, not what the main tool of his occupation is.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2016, 06:19:03 pm »
Did you score that kid 12/10?

Fuck Blizzard.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2016, 12:25:15 am »
Still waiting.

Fuck Blizzard.



He got extra credit for doing a live demonstration.
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Re: Wat-ville: MP Posts Engrish innuendos written by students
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2016, 09:31:19 pm »
I gave him 5 "porn" stars.

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