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Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« on: February 18, 2017, 10:52:00 am »
Here we go again, JTM X is almost finished, which means next game is JTM All-Stars II. Thus, it's time for the second round of the Golden Crust Awards.

Place your nominations for the following awards here:

Best Mafia Player
jasonC*
Blindknagg

Best Civilian Player
Missing Person
The Chief
Alpha

Biggest WTF Moment
Alpha finds another victim for Hail Satan
Missing Person Gets Threatened by Icege for DQ in JTM 4*

Best Writer
Alpha
Missing Person*

Best Write-Up
Flagpole Sitta (90's Kid Mafia)
Two Princes (90's Kid Mafia)

Best Play
The Chief Abstains from Protecting as Medic (90's Kid Mafia)

Biggest Screw Up
Allowing ZOOLANDER to sign up for JTM X
Mirai Nikki
Cover Cards (Disney Mafia)

Funniest Moment
GodotsRevenge Mutinies Against RadicalFuzz (Breaking Bad)
Fake Ending (Breaking Bad)

Best Game
90's Kid Mafia*

Rookie of the Season (Must have played their first game with us between JTM 1-10)
Fruit Punch Samurai G*

Most Entertaining Player
The Chief*
Pimp Willy

Most Underrated Player
Blindknagg
Fruit Punch Samurai G
ZOOLANDER

Most Overrated Player
Synonym
kaz

Best GM
Pimp Willy*
Bious

Saltiest Player
Cobalt
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Souther

The Best Overall Player Award will be given to the person who has the highest Season ELO ranking.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2017, 11:04:08 am »
Best GM pls :eli:
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2017, 01:34:58 pm »
Wait, do we submit our votes here or via PM?
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2017, 03:33:09 pm »
Best Mafia Player: JasonC
Best Civilian Player: Missing Person
Biggest WTF Moment: Alpha's hail-satan ploy working
Best Writer: Alpha
Best Write-Up: Dr Wilgy writing up my death.
Best Play: Don't remember any standouts
Biggest Screw Up: Letting Orochizoolander sign up for anything.
Funniest Moment: No idea
Best Game: Don't remember what games we've played.
Rookie of the Season (Must have played their first game with us between JTM 1-10): Jefferson Reed
Most Entertaining Player: The Chief
Most Underrated Player: Blindknagg
Most Overrated Player: Synonym
Best GM: Pimp Willy
Saltiest Player: Cobalt
Best Write-Up: You put this in twice genius
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2017, 03:52:41 pm »
Not Winning Anything: Bious
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2017, 04:17:37 pm »
Not Winning Anything: Bious

Technically I nominated you for biggest screw-up.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2017, 04:40:10 pm »
Greatest in General: FPSG
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2017, 10:12:12 pm »
@Synonym Do you have a link to that write-up? And Jefferson doesn't count because he's fucking kaz.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2017, 01:58:55 am »
@Synonym Do you have a link to that write-up? And Jefferson doesn't count because he's fucking kaz.

Does Lando count then?

No idea where the write-up is, Wilgy might know.

And my vote for best game is PW's Choose your own adventure.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2017, 03:52:32 am »
Best Mafia Player
Blindknagg

Best Civilian Player
The Chief

Biggest WTF Moment
MP vs. Icege

Best Writer
Missing Person

Best Write-Up
90's - Night 1
Biased mention: Revenge - Day 7
Honourable mention: Salt Therapy - Night 1 (Not counting it since it wasn't a numbered game)
Honourable mention: 90's - Night 2 (Not counting for copyright reasons)

Best Play
90's - The Chief (Medic) not using Protect in anticipation of being Enforced (revealed publically)
Biased mention: 90's - RadicalFuzz and NinetiesArcade lose both RNG lynches
Honourable mention: Revenge - Baramur makes contact with Skizzz Night 1
Honourable mention: Teen Wolf - Phorcys makes contact with DrWilgy Night 1 (then DQs)

Biggest Screw Up
Mirai Nikki
Honourable mention: Augustus giving Mafia secret Villager role cards
Honourable mention: descuffphoenix throwing Salt Therapy (Not numbered)

Funniest Moment
GodotsRevenge telling the Mafia that he was thinking about killing RadicalFuzz in Breaking Bad
Biased mention: Revenge's fake double K.O.
Honourable mention: Breaking Bad - Blindknagg dies as a roleless Civ
Honourable mention: Revenge - The Chief not winning because of a 5% chance Sabotage

Best Game
90's
Biased mention: Revenge
Honourable mention: Choose Your Own Role (Not numbered)

Rookie of the Season (Must have played their first game with us between JTM 1-10)
Fruit Punch Samurai G

Most Entertaining Player
Pimp Willy
Honourable shitposter: Blindknagg

Most Underrated Player
Fruit Punch Samurai G

Most Overrated Player
kaz

Best GM
Bious

Saltiest Player
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2017, 03:55:14 am »
Also another honourable mention for funniest moment comes from my PM's for Revenge:

Spoiler for Hiden:
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2017, 04:23:22 am »
Oh shit, I forgot that role! Best role ever.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2017, 05:20:17 am »
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2017, 10:31:41 pm »
Also another honourable mention for funniest moment comes from my PM's for Revenge:

Spoiler for Hiden:
omg didn't I like get mad as fuck when I got barked at
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2017, 11:02:46 pm »
omg didn't I like get mad as fuck when I got barked at

Syn woofed at me.

pats Synonym

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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2017, 05:06:25 am »
lol
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2017, 03:10:03 pm »
oh

lels
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2017, 02:34:32 am »
Best Mafia Player
JasonC

Best Civilian Player
Alpha
Honorable: The Chief / JasonC / TGG(Pre-wallflower)

Biggest WTF Moment
Most of Icege in JTM 4

Best Writer
Missing Person

Best Write-Up
90's. All of it but prob day 1 if I have to pick one.

Best Play
Can't remember one atm.

Biggest Screw Up
Civ cards for the mafia team (Augustus / Disney)

Funniest Moment
Pimp Willy trolling the civs in Breaking Bad
Honorable mention: GodotsRevenge's master plan (Breaking Bad)

Best Game
90's Kid Mafia

Rookie of the Season (Must have played their first game with us between JTM 1-10)
FPSG

Most Entertaining Player
The Chief

Most Underrated Player
Zoolander (when he does bother to show up and put in work :votebot:)

Most Overrated Player
I dunno

Best GM
Pimp Willy

Saltiest Player
SoliloguyAside Souther leaving the site because PW trolled the civ team (Breaking Bad LL) plus additional salt in the Salt Therapy(lol) game.
Honorable mention: XthAtGAm3RGuYX
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2017, 02:56:11 am »
Saltiest Player
SoliloguyAside Souther leaving the site because PW trolled the civ team (Breaking Bad LL) plus additional salt in the Salt Therapy(lol) game.
Honorable mention: XthAtGAm3RGuYX

Holy fuck yes I'm voting for this.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2017, 10:01:56 am »
Was that the first or second time he left the site, before he came back and asked MP to merge his accounts so he'd still have all his old post counts and stuff? lol
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2017, 10:28:52 am »
The first time he left the site and deleted his original account was after the mafia game (Soliguy), then he quit in the middle of or after the Salt Therapy game (Souther) iirc.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2017, 10:30:17 pm »
Also, since there's no real thread I can do this in, here is the fully finalized player list for Mafia All-Stars:

Augustus
Synonym
Alpha
jasonC
Pimp Willy
Blindknagg
Missing Person
Fruit Punch Samurai G
Cobalt
Cyntalan
Bious
vonvorto
The Chief

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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2017, 10:32:04 pm »
There are three 3-time players in this All-Stars: myself, Chief, and Bious.

Should be an amazing trip. Bets on future MVP start now.

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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2017, 07:10:07 am »
Relax, it's not complicated this time. Even I couldn't fuck it up.

Spoiler for Hiden:
Inb4 I eat my words

Still, I'll do my best! c:

To that end, I'm going to make a poll in a few moments asking the all-stars which format they think is more balanced.
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2017, 12:12:28 pm »
I nominate Cobalt for best play for cop covering in All-Stars 2  Skizzzgasm
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2017, 12:13:35 pm »
WAIT

Best play:

Cobalt: "I swear on Beyonces career"

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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2017, 12:14:03 pm »
Oh wait that's in screw ups LMAO
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2017, 12:53:27 pm »
(This game was all-stars 3)
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Re: Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2017, 02:05:16 pm »
Well there goes my ego award.

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