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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2015, 03:18:45 pm »
My goal is to always be at the bottom so that way no one expects anything from me.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2015, 03:24:31 pm »
I missed... 2 or 3?

Still #7 :coffee:

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2015, 04:36:52 pm »
My goal is to always be at the bottom so that way no one expects anything from me.
I now really want to find a way to get less points then icege.

Maybe we should let sponsors spend their elo points in arena. I'd sponsor the shit out of you with them MP.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2015, 05:18:51 pm »
@Jan

Be sure to watch this.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2015, 08:07:41 pm »
I now really want to find a way to get less points then icege.

Maybe we should let sponsors spend their elo points in arena. I'd sponsor the shit out of you with them MP.

Tooooooooooooooooooggggggsssssssssss.

Don't waste your time.

Icege is the JTM equivalent of SRK Nando.

The rep simply doesn't GO any further into the red.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2015, 12:37:35 am »
Rumor has it that if you do manage to "surpass" Icege you'll end up back at the top of the list.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 07, 2015, 01:33:20 am »
Does it work the other way? If Chief passes the ELO count, does he  become below Icege tier?

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2015, 02:12:25 am »
I now really want to find a way to get less points then icege.

Maybe we should let sponsors spend their elo points in arena. I'd sponsor the shit out of you with them MP.

Tooooooooooooooooooggggggsssssssssss.
The sliding scale works so that even if you have 1 point he will go into decimal points.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 07, 2015, 04:29:57 am »
God damn it Icege! You've fucked me over again.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 07, 2015, 04:44:06 am »
God damn it Icege! You've fucked me over again.

Tooooooooooooooooooggggggsssssssssss.



I'm sure you'll find a way to cheat your way to the bottom.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #60 on: June 07, 2015, 04:48:31 am »
The simplest way would be to assassinate MP and gain ownership of the site.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #61 on: June 07, 2015, 05:01:14 am »
The simplest way would be to assassinate MP and gain ownership of the site.

But I don't own the site, PW does.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #62 on: June 07, 2015, 05:02:29 am »
He's just another name on the hit list.

Spoiler for Hiden:
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #63 on: June 07, 2015, 05:30:11 am »
MP, can you post a picture with geo data please. I want to use it to make sure no one calls in an airstrike on your house.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #64 on: June 07, 2015, 05:46:18 am »
No, but I can give you a street address.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #65 on: June 07, 2015, 06:56:45 am »
Went back to SRK to try and find my stats and found this gem again:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/8691874/#Comment_8691874

Also, crowning achievements thus far is getting a shoutout in Vynce and MP's sigs.

Next stretch goal: To get a quote onto a forum board description.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #66 on: June 07, 2015, 07:08:51 am »
LOL Drinking nightly was all right.


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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2015, 01:09:47 am »
Sometimes I wonder why @The Chief 's record is so fucking godlike when he plays terribad civ games like Breaking Bad.

I'm never letting you live that one down sis. :eli:
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2015, 05:45:16 am »
lol Hmm... the hate is strong with this one...

Is this the thanks I get for literally saving your ass in Spy vs Spy!?

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2015, 12:57:33 pm »
I was hoping you would fire back with that.

You know I'm just joking sis. <3
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2015, 11:47:46 pm »
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2015, 11:59:40 pm »
51 Synonym 1079 (DOWN 27)

56 Icege 600(NEW)

I've nearly caught up to Icege. Soon.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2015, 12:00:56 am »
It's done, I've just gotta put it into the table.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #73 on: September 15, 2015, 07:20:13 am »
I lost points and I'm now number 8? Now I really wish von didn't kill me.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #74 on: September 15, 2015, 07:21:24 am »
I can't remember, I'm going to compile the actual table pretty soon.

This is pretty painstaking considering I gotta do it all by hand.

I know eventually we're going to have that embedded into the site to do automatically, but it's gonna be hard to do.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2015, 07:23:19 am »
Yea I just checked that thread, I should be lower.  :'(

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2015, 03:26:11 pm »
Update this.

I want to see my name at #1.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #77 on: November 01, 2015, 02:59:00 am »
Yar yar, incoming.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #78 on: November 01, 2015, 03:48:17 am »
This is the leaderboard as of JTM 6.  I will post up the JTM 7 leaderboard (which is the current one) before this game is over and once I get the game totaled.

RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Augustus1590(UP 2)
2The Chief1580(DOWN 1)
3✰Alpha✰1530(UP 2)
4jasonC1528(UP 2)
5Pimp Willy1497(UP 4)
6Vynce1485(DOWN 4)
7Missing Person1417(DOWN 4)
8Souther1411(DOWN 1)
9Bious1403(UP 6)
9fingersplints1403(UP 6)
9Scotty1403(UP 6)
12descuffphoenix1357(DOWN 4)
13ZOOLANDER1332(DOWN 3)
14Cobalt1329(DOWN 3)
15BeigeSand1327(DOWN 3)
16Amalgam Ego1306(NEW)
16Barbeller1306(NEW)
16Flaggermus1306(NEW)
16Gagarina1306(NEW)
16Rico1306(NEW)
16ZA WARUDO1306(NEW)
16Zeus1306(NEW)
23doof1297(DOWN 7)
23juliets1297(DOWN 7)
23Saitsu1297(DOWN 7)
23Simple Machine1297(DOWN 7)
23Skizzz1297(DOWN 7)
23spruce1297(DOWN 7)
29Gamer Dude1295(DOWN 2)
30RadicalFuzz1274(DOWN 2)
31Aidebit1269(DOWN 1)
32myusername221264(DOWN 8)
33Jefferson Reed1249(DOWN 20)
34Blindknagg1242(DOWN 6)
35XthAtGAm3RGuYX1238(DOWN 21)
36Sig1231(DOWN 21)
37Synonym1185(UP 14)
38Hecatom1177(DOWN 12)
38kaz1177(DOWN 6)
40quinn1170(NEW)
40Raevyn1170(DOWN 6)
40SVS1170(NEW)
43DrWilgy1168(DOWN 12)
44GodotsRevenge1142(DOWN 9)
45Husk1140(DOWN 9)
45Leaflord1140(DOWN 9)
45The-Co-Jones1140(DOWN 9)
48hobo pancakes1139(DOWN 9)
48Jan1139(DOWN 9)
48Long Con1139(DOWN 9)
48Ninetiesarcade1139(DOWN 9)
52Metalmarsh891134(NEW)
52vonvorto1134(NEW)
54Fruit Punch Samurai G1100(NO CHANGE)
55drwill4391082(DOWN 12)
563rdstrikelove1080(DOWN 12)
56Bass the Clever1080(NEW)
56Batman1080(DOWN 12)
56Cosmizard1080(NEW)
56DukeC1080(DOWN 12)
56JonathanT881080(DOWN 12)
56Phoenicks1080(DOWN 12)
56Phorcys1080(NEW)
56Rosettalia1080(DOWN 12)
56Sumazndude1080(DOWN 12)
66ForgeDigger1054(DOWN 14)
67exodus1026(DOWN 14)
68BullDancer972(DOWN 13)
69Icege600(DOWN 13)
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"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
"That's when I decided to give up on my dream to become an X-Man and begin pursuing girls." --tortugagrande, champion of all our hearts.

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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #79 on: November 01, 2015, 03:54:05 am »
Also, due to the cheating allegations, Adam Levine & Wolf have been removed from the ELO.
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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
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"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2015, 04:36:24 am »
FFUUUCCKK, I DIDN'T WANT TO GO UPP.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2015, 04:56:32 am »
FFUUUCCKK, I DIDN'T WANT TO GO UPP.

You fixed that in the next game.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2015, 11:32:35 am »
Fingersplints is on twice.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #83 on: November 01, 2015, 02:20:31 pm »
Dammit, I'll never be worse than Icege. :c
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #84 on: November 01, 2015, 06:59:02 pm »
Dammit, I'll never be worse than Icege. :c

That's never going to happen anyway.  He's on a sliding scale of shit.

Thanks for the heads up, jason.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #85 on: November 01, 2015, 07:32:55 pm »
Dammit, I'll never be worse than Icege. :c

You did lose Revenge Mafia as well, so you've got potential to drop even lower than all of our DQers.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #86 on: November 01, 2015, 11:11:38 pm »
Well at least I have that going for me.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #87 on: November 05, 2015, 05:06:21 am »
The ELO ranking has finally been updated to include JTM 7.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #88 on: November 05, 2015, 09:10:14 am »
Still not top 3. :(
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #89 on: January 25, 2017, 04:11:43 pm »
Here's the current ELO, I'll put them in a table probably after Frosty Faustings.

I combined and fixed kaz's ELO since he confessed to being Jefferson Reed, and removed Jefferson from the rankings. Also completely removed Adam Levine and Wolf after IP-Gate.

jasonC   1856
Augustus   1815
Pimp Willy   1631
kaz   1615
Bious   1610
Blindknagg   1570
✰Alpha✰   1560
The Chief   1541
Simple Machine   1521
Vynce   1485
Missing Person   1460
Citrus   1433
Cobalt   1433
Fruit Punch Samurai G   1428
Souther   1411
fingersplints   1403
Scotty   1403
Skizzz   1401
vonvorto   1390
RadicalFuzz   1363
Baramur   1330
BeigeSand   1327
Amalgam Ego   1306
Barbeller   1306
Flaggermus   1306
Gagarina   1306
Rico   1306
ZA WARUDO   1306
Zeus   1306
fontisian   1304
Lissa   1304
Koalas   1303
doof   1297
juliets   1297
Saitsu   1297
spruce   1297
descuffphoenix   1292
Synonym   1276
Aidebit   1269
ZOOLANDER   1267
myusername22   1264
ForgeDigger   1251
Leaflord   1244
XthAtGAm3RGuYX   1238
Gamer Dude   1230
Hecatom   1177
Pozzai   1170
quinn   1170
Raevyn   1170
SVS   1170
Sig   1167
GodotsRevenge   1142
Husk   1140
The-Co-Jones   1140
hobo pancakes   1139
Jan   1139
Long Con   1139
NinetiesArcade   1139
Glorfindel   1136
Skyrockets   1136
DrWilgy   1135
SlipperyAxII   1135
Metalmarsh89   1134
drwill439   1082
3rdstrikelove   1080
Bass The Clever   1080
Batman   1080
Cosmizard   1080
DukeC   1080
JonathanT88   1080
Phoenicks   1080
Phorcys   1080
Rosettalia   1080
Sumazndude   1080
exodus   1026
BullDancer   972
Icege   600
scott howard   600
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2017, 04:25:12 pm »
He did it. The absolute madman.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2017, 04:39:06 pm »
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #92 on: January 25, 2017, 06:44:07 pm »
KAZ WAS JEFFERSON REED??!?!
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #93 on: January 25, 2017, 06:45:31 pm »
KAZ WAS JEFFERSON REED??!?!

I think he admitted to it in the OT Thread in GD.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #94 on: January 25, 2017, 06:47:58 pm »
Yeah, here it is, but I red checked him for the truth @Cobalt :gaycat:

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE!





@kaz YOU ASSHOLE! DansGame DansGame DansGame DansGame

Leading that lynch on you was HILARIOUS. I suppose Jefferson Reed served his purpose, albeit not to the extent I wanted but good enough lol.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #95 on: January 25, 2017, 06:51:11 pm »
Now that I think about it, him and Marsh lolbussed me in Teen Wolf, so I no longer feel bad about vOving Fantasy Football no mo.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #96 on: January 25, 2017, 07:04:03 pm »
Wasn't Kaz in teen wolf though?
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2017, 07:23:34 pm »
Wasn't Kaz in teen wolf though?

No just Jefferson.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2017, 11:18:10 pm »
How am I not last yet? Lemme get to the bottom of ELO please.
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Re: Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« Reply #99 on: January 26, 2017, 09:01:03 am »
you'll have to fight me for it.
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