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Business Class, Bitches.
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:48:33 am »
Day 1 of my 14 day money burn (featuring Poland and Milan):

Business class is nice. So far it's just been free food and booze in the airport lounge, but I'm sure the plane is nice too.



wtf JTM your image is drunker than me.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2016, 08:33:29 am »
Slay! What have you been doing in Poland though?
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2016, 09:19:40 am »
That looks like coffee in a wine glass
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2016, 08:32:40 pm »
Slay! What have you been doing in Poland though?

Going to Poland for a wedding, then to Milan to watch magicians turn money into clothing.

That looks like coffee in a wine glass

Baileys, so pretty much. I don't think I've stopped drinking since I arrived in the lounge in Australia. The lounge in Abu Dhabi is way nicer though; they even have a shower. Side note, number of countries I've jerked off in: 2.

Also, forgot that my laptop's background was NIGGER until I was in the dining area in Abu Dhabi. Still not arrested, so I think I changed it quick enough.

Booze and ice cream this time. Business class flight. Probably still sideways because JTM.

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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2016, 11:35:11 pm »


Day... 14?

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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2016, 05:18:07 am »
A visionary denied of his prada
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2016, 07:20:01 am »
Prada is reserved for the devil.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2016, 07:37:47 am »
Oh yeah, and the Berlin airport is a hole.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2016, 11:18:57 am »
Prada is reserved for the devil.
I thought you were the devil
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2016, 11:23:36 am »
I thought you were the devil

That's what Milan is for.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2016, 02:02:55 am »
Arrived in Poland last night. The sun sets at something like 9pm here, it's fucked.

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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2016, 06:48:54 am »
Are you going to visit the camps?
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2016, 07:14:47 am »
Sure am! I hope they have a gift shop.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2016, 12:08:57 pm »
No matter what they tell you, don't shower.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2016, 11:42:33 pm »
And don't go near the ovens.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2016, 12:13:03 am »
I hope they do a live demonstration.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2016, 11:21:58 pm »
Urgh, never trust Polish girls. Despite how attractive they may be, their sole purpose in life is to get you completely fucked up.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2016, 05:15:40 am »
Found a picture of the vodka succubus in my pocket. I don't even remember taking this picture.

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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2016, 08:03:55 am »
Urgh, never trust Polish girls. Despite how attractive they may be, their sole purpose in life is to get you completely fucked up.
People clearly didn't learn from south park mafia

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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2016, 08:16:00 am »
Polaroid cameras?
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2016, 09:43:45 am »
People clearly didn't learn from south park mafia

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Obviously not, since wallflowering is still an abusable tactic that we haven't adapted to yet.

Polaroid cameras?

Because having a wedding in a small town in Poland wasn't hipster enough.
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2016, 12:45:20 pm »
Is Poland hipster in Europe because its close to Portland in spelling?
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2016, 04:58:37 pm »
Because all the people with good taste got gassed.

Fuck Blizzard.

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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2016, 10:53:03 am »
Because all the people with good taste got gassed.

Fuck Blizzard.



SPEAKING OF WHICH, GUESS WHERE I WENT TODAY?

Poland's Disneyland, or as the Poles call it in their native language, Auschwitz. tbh, Auschwitz wasn't that impressive, but Birkenau was fucking awesome.

There weren't even any lines for the train ride!

Spoiler for Hiden:

I investigated the area and found out that Jews weren't very good at listening to instructions.

Spoiler for Hiden:

I also ran into @ForgeDigger's great-grandfather!

Spoiler for Hiden:
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2016, 11:25:53 am »
I had no idea my great-grandfather only lived to be 5. He did seem pretty young in all his photos
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Re: Business Class, Bitches.
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2016, 06:31:13 pm »
The sun sets around 9pm here in the summer. 5pm in early winter fml


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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2016, 06:38:10 pm »
Yeah that's fucked. Sunsets are pretty much consistent here all year round. Might have some variance by an hour or so, but nothing that extreme.
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