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ForgeDigger

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Tell me a joke
« on: May 03, 2016, 07:51:54 am »
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Whatever flavor of joke you want. I'm partial to programming jokes:

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I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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A wife calls her programmer husband and tells him, "While you're out, buy some milk."

He never returns home.
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Re: Tell me a joke
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2016, 09:12:47 am »
How do you stop a baby from drowning in a puddle?

Take your foot off it.
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Re: Tell me a joke
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2016, 01:19:43 pm »
Cobalt walks into a bar in Texas.
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Re: Tell me a joke
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2016, 01:43:00 pm »
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

The bench can support a family.

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