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Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:41:58 pm »
Alright folks, look alive. Your job is to write a Mafia Write-Up of this fake mafia game I am going to bullshit through will give the scenarios for while Simple Machine and I (And any other volunteers) will mock judge behind the scenes. I will try to give each of you at least two write-ups to get through. Since this is the first one of these I've made the theme pretty simple.

Theme:
Cops vs Mafia in Old New York (think 1920's)

Players:
20 (These roles were not rolled)
Alphacommando (T4T)
Augustus (Godfather)
Bious (Roleless Mafia)
DukeC
Missing Person
Pimp Willy (Forger)
Icege
Soviet (Doctor)
Co Jones
Vynce (Lover)
The Martian
XxGamerxX
Blindkagg (UC)
Black Jesus
SWBeta (Enforcer)
Orichizoolander (Vigi)
jasonC
DarkGeneral (Lover)
WTF-AKUMA-HAX (Martyr)
SimpleMachine

Roles:
Civs: 1 UC, 1 Doctor, 1 Vigi (three bullets), 1 Martyr (Saves a person from a lynch), 1 Pair of Lovers

Mafia:
1 Godfather, 1 Enforcer, 1 Forger, 1 T4T (takes a civ with them when they are lynched or killed. Chose victim if lynched, Automatic if Vigi'd.), 1 Roleless

Special notes:
The enforcer's target will show in the write-up, no matter who it is.
Mafia will learn the name of the other lover when one is killed.
Vigi comes up MAFIA if searched after he kills a civ.

Any questions, just ask. Now let's start.

Opening Write-Up: @RadicalFuzz

The victim is the GM, ForgeDigger. Remember, this is the opening write-up.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 01:05:50 pm »
Pimp Willy is mafia, confirmed Civs will win
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 01:09:41 pm »
Pimp Willy is mafia, confirmed Civs will win

I had to make a Mafia with SWBeta and broken T4T on it have some weakness.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 03:21:40 pm »
Fuzz:

I lit a cigarette. The cheap, smokey kind that you only bought because it was familiar. My ashtray was overflowing with the things, one of the few perks of being a private eye was that you had a lot of free time. That wasn't the case today, though.

She walked in, broad by the name of ForgeDigger, claims she found out about some city-wide crime ring. Apparently she also had physical evidence, but not on her person. Wanted me to escort her home and guard her for the night, she had a bad feeling that she was gonna get shot up and hoped that one washed up cop would deter the Mafia. Rich stuff. But a job's a job, and this was a lot of money for a one night gig, so I took it.

Few hours later I show up at her place, and start my watch. Lot of time goes by, that old habit comes ticking at me again, and I light up. Last thing I remember is a fist connecting with my head.

Wake up inside, tied to a chair, and find a message, of sorts, left for me. The ink is my client's blood. "Do not pursue us." Poor Forge, looks like she was right after all. I work the rope loose and stretch the kinks out of my back then head to the station for the first time in years.

The second I walk through those doors I remember why I left the force. Stinks worse than a pigpen, and houses some nasty animals. Luckily I don't run into anyone on my way to the chief. Inform him of the circumstances, and he does something that surprises me, calls a meeting of only the police force. I knew the force was dirty, but were they really that dirty? Still, guess the chief knows his staff the best.

Twenty men walk into the room, chief included. Demanded he be investigated just like his men. Better man than this town deserves. Lot of big personalities in here, and we're to meet back every day until this gets resolved. The joys of forced democracy were lost on me at that moment. I pulled out my lighter and started explaining all I knew, bout Forgey, what I saw that night. Didn't know much else. Already the guys were yelling back and forth, fighting over nothing. And this was them sober, for the most part. I started to light up a cigarette, but apparently the bastard that knocked me out took my smokes. I sighed and pocketed my lighter. This was gonna be a long day.


Next Writer: @Missing Person
After a day filled with arguing and Day 1 reads, almost everyone lynches The Martian because he was not online all day. Orichizoolander and Soviet don't vote. Alpha (tries to) lynch RadicalFuzz. Bious no-lynches.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2014, 03:27:00 pm »
Gamemaster Replaced Pistol Shrimp with Black Jesus by the way.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2014, 04:16:01 pm »
I will get on it once I fix this clusterfuck of a PC.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2014, 05:10:09 pm »
Ew I don't like dying. Sounds like something for scrubs.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2014, 05:17:56 pm »
@Bious should I include vote tallies?
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2014, 05:38:38 pm »
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2014, 06:16:06 am »
Icege is on the list twice.  I'm replacing him with DukeC in my writeup.
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"I love you, you love me. Barney raped me by the sea." --Synonym
"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2014, 06:36:01 am »
This was not easy for me. I've never considered writing film noir, but it's a nice challenge.

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2014, 07:35:50 am »
Icege is on the list twice.  I'm replacing him with DukeC in my writeup.

Works for me.

Missing Person:

I sat in my office for the better part of the day, trying to piece together information for this case.  Who had killed ForgeDigger?  Well, it was hard to say.

She had a rough past, sure, but in this line of work, who had I ever met that hadn't?  Apparently, her family had fallen on some hard times, and she had to go into hock to survive.  Unfortunately, she owed to the worst kind of people.  The kind of people that all of us want to lock away but few of us have the fortitude to go toe to toe with.

I kept hearing voices outside my office door.  The same 20 that I met at the precinct, give or take a few.  Some loitered around and kept to themselves.  But quite a few of them began sniping each other back and forth with their words.  I eavesdropped for a while.  Apparently they all believed that every other person was a dirty cop.  They were all dirty if you asked me.

They kept bickering back and forth for several hours.  This wasn't my scene.  I slipped out of the back door to my local pub.  If I'm going to have to deal with this nonsense again, I might as well do it with some spirits.  I ordered my usual rum and coke, and reached for a cigarette by habit.  I needed to go buy more, but my brain kept believing they were there.

That's when he walked in.  The Martian.

I had seen him at the precinct.  Must have been off duty, because he slipped onto the corner booth, ordered a martini and surveyed the room.  Something seemed off.

He very quietly and nervously finished his drink, paid, and stood up.

"Leaving so soon?" the tender asked.

"I have to go see a man about some drapes," said the cop as he retreated to the door.

Drapes?  Something smelled fishy.

I tried following him, but by the time I exited the bar, he had already vanished.  Into an alley, into a car, into thin air, who knows?

I retreated back to my office.  It was empty, which was a shock considering how I left it.  All except for one thing in the center of the room: The Martian's body drawn and quartered.

I checked his wallet, and found a receipt for some curtains.

Fruity? Yes. Guilty? Not in the least.

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The Martian was lynched.
The Martian was a roleless civilian.

Vote Tallies
The Martian (12): Missing Person, DarkGeneral, WTF-AKUMA-HAX, Simple Machine, XthAtGAm3RGuYX, Blindknagg, Icege, Augustus, jasonC, The-Co-Jones, Black Jesus, Vynce
Bious (3): Pimp Willy, SWBeta, DukeC
WTF-AKUMA-HAX (1): The Martian
RadicalFuzz (1): ✰Alpha✰
No Lynch (1): Bious
Did Not Vote (2): SoVi3t, orochizoolander

Next Writer: @ForgeDigger

A quiet night is ruined as Bious argues with the people who voted for him while the rest of the thread argues about who started the Martian lynch. At the end Mafia kills Missing Person while the enforcer enforces DukeC.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2014, 07:48:35 am »
Also, Fuzz set a good tone IMO. Gave me a little bit to work with, and really captured the scene well.

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2014, 09:44:33 am »
Not voting with the bandwagon day 1: Check. But why would another mafia vote on Bious with me? Isn't it kinda suspicious that 2 mafia voted for a third mafia out of the blue?

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2014, 01:40:44 pm »
Even in fake games you lose. That's how far your legend stretches.

And dangit, I forgot you were white for a minute cause I've only seen Lando as your AV for the better part of two months.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2014, 01:41:52 pm »
Do we get constructive criticism at the end?  Or is this just like a fun & games sorta thing?
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2014, 01:51:25 pm »
Porque no los dos?
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2014, 02:46:04 pm »
Do we get constructive criticism at the end?  Or is this just like a fun & games sorta thing?

Yes you will.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2014, 03:21:49 pm »
Not voting with the bandwagon day 1: Check. But why would another mafia vote on Bious with me? Isn't it kinda suspicious that 2 mafia voted for a third mafia out of the blue?

Psh

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You were trying something new.

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2014, 06:15:36 pm »
Yeah so I'll be little while on this.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2014, 08:09:52 am »
Sorry guys. I'm super sick today. I'll do my best to put something together tonight.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2014, 08:20:19 am »
If you want I can delay your turn @ForgeDigger.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2014, 08:29:02 am »
Yes pls
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2014, 08:33:06 am »
@jasonC, you are up. Same scenario.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2014, 01:24:01 pm »
JasonC:

End of Night 1: A Bad Stench

It was hard to make out the chief's face in the dimly lit interrogation room.  The single flickering bulb in the lamp was barely enough to illuminate the table top.  Didn't help that it was shining directly in my face.

I had been in the interrogation room for most of the night.  After I phoned in about The Martian's death, the force had it in their right minds to point their fingers at me.  Can't say I wouldn't have done the same.  Doesn't look good if you're the one to call in the crime with rum in your breath and a bloody wallet in your hands.  Although, half the force showed up that night smelling like drunks. 

I was tired.  Hungry.  Most of all, though, I wanted to grab the cigarette out of the chief's mouth and take a drag myself.  Why was I in there for so long?  I already told my story to the five other cops who came in here before the chief.  Whoever went to double check my alibi at the bar must have forgotten to come back.  Or maybe there was something else going on here.  Maybe I was getting too close to something.  Something smelled fishy.  A bad kind of fishy.  Down right rotten.

"Are you one of them?" the chief asked nonchalantly.  I looked at him puzzled. 

"Who?" I asked, bemused.  This wasn't the usual line of questioning.

He looked at me with squinting eyes.  Took a drag, exhaled, and whispered, "an untouchable."

I nearly fell out of my chair. "Sir, you think the m-Mafia is involved?"

The chief flicked his cigarette to the corner (it wasn't even finished, the bastard), stood up and pointed at me. "Hey now, we don't like to use that word around here.  Now I'll ask you again politely, son.  Are you a made man?"

Suddenly the door to the interrogation room flies open.  "Sir!  Missing Person and DukeC haven't checked in in over an hour!" 

The chief kept his stare locked at my eyes.  For a moment I thought he was trying to tell me something before he responded with, "Missing is missing?" 

Another cop came running to the door, "Hey, we found them.  They're in the holding cell.  You need to see this."

We all followed him back to the holding cell in the basement.  The halls were lined with dust and cobwebs.  When was the last time this lot even brought someone down here?  A bad stench was emanating from the end of the hall where the cell was.  Smelled like blood...and something else I couldn't quite pin down. 

DukeC was tied to a chair in the corner of the holding cell, bound and gagged.  The lifeless body of Missing Person was laying on the floor naked and bloody.  The stench was clearly coming from the dead body.  The chief quickly ungagged DukeC and asked, "What happened, Duke?"

DukeC took quick gasps and spewed out, "They put a bag over my head and knocked me out!  Next thing I remember is waking up sitting here, and I see Missing Person on the floor and smelling that horrible smell!" 

The cops examined the body more closely.  "There's something in his mouth."  They got closer.  "Sir...."  They looked up in disbelief.  "It's shit, sir.  They stuffed him from both ends, sir."

The chief was aghast.  "Are you telling me that Missing Person is full of shit?"

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DukeC was enforced!


Next up is @Pimp Willy.

After MP dies everyone looks at Bious and DukeC for lynch targets. MP's last gasp says to lynch Pimp Willy and SWBeta and is promptly ignored as everyone votes randomly around. At the end DukeC has one more vote than Bious and gets lynched.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2014, 01:35:20 pm »
Of course I finally get a role again when the game is not real  :(.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2014, 01:40:29 pm »
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Are you telling me that Missing Person is full of shit?

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2014, 04:28:22 pm »
MP's last gasp says to lynch Pimp Willy and SWBeta and is promptly ignored as everyone votes randomly around.

That sounds about right.  :coffee:

You assholes don't even listen to me in fake games.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2014, 06:04:11 am »
Don't make me fight you @Pimp Willy.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2014, 07:58:35 am »
Sorry, between thanksgiving and taking my grandma to the hospital this week I haven't even had a chance to do this. If you wanna skip me for now, or wait I Kay possibly be able to get one done tonight
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2014, 10:10:38 am »
Just sent my writeup to Bious :tup: sorry for the delay
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2014, 11:41:42 am »
Pimp Willy:

We sat in silence at the funeral parlor, only the sniffles of some of Missing Person's past lovers breaking the calm. One particularly tall Daisy with what looked like an adams apple seemed to be the most vocal over the loss, but that took a backseat to the important task at hand: who killed him? The cigarette smoke ran upwards from the crowd, looking like spirits escaping to heaven, before hanging in a haze over the room. But my attention isn't on that at the moment, rather the man who was last with Missing Person: DukeC. He was with a women dressed in the most provocative red dress imaginable; and by that, I mean almost nothing is left to the imagination at all. She makes eye contact with me and winks before uncrossing and recrossing her legs. I admit I momentarily fell under her spell, this dame was something else. When I came to my senses, I noticed she whispered something into DukeC's ears, and he turned and gave me a sideways glance.

But that was interrupted by the lawyer, standing before the group.

"Thank you for gathering here. I have here, the last will and testament of Missing Person, which he instructed me to read at his funeral." Interesting, I thought. He was quite young to have a prepared will. Just what was he playing at?

"Ahem," started the lawyer. "In the event you are hearing this will, I would beseech the police to look into the matters of Pimp Willy and SWBeta. Recently, I have become aware of their underground dealings. I happend to have accidently" and I remembered how the lawyer had stressed that word, "wandered into a speakeasy run by that duo. They strongarmed me and told me I owed them $500 in gambling money! Completely false accusations" the lawyer was sure to stress. "Nonetheless, I believe they will cause me great harm in the near future, thus I am preparing this to make sure those men are brought to justice." The lawyer paused and took a drink of water. "This goes on for quite a bit, I am afraid. About 10 more pages, where he gives detailed evidence of the wrongdoings of the two accused..."

But the crowd had already lost interest, and had drug DukeC out into the alley behind the funeral home.

"He was the last one with him, he did it!" said one voice.

"Lets string him up!" said another. The crowd agreed with the sentiment, but DukeC was fighting back.

"I didn't do it, I swear! I was set up! Listen to Missing Person, he told you everything! It was Pimp Willy and SWBeta, honest, I swear! I saw them."

A brick caught him across the face, splitting his face open. He stopped talking after that. Everyone knew he was saying anything he could to survive, the least he could do was take his lynching like a man. Somehow through all the commotion, I heard a shuffling behind me, and I turned and saw her; the woman in the red dress. I caught the end of her as she turned around the corner and was gone. Something didn't sit right with me, and I turned back to DukeC. He was dangling 5 feet off the ground by now.

"Wait! Stop!" I said, trying to fight my way through the crowd. "It wasn't him! It was the dame in the red dress!"

The Daisy with the Adams apple grabbed me and restrained me easily. I kicked and tried to break free, but this bird had immense strength. It was then she leaned down, and whispered into my ear "You'd best stay out of our business, or you're next." The next thing I felt was a hit on my head, and I was out.

When I awoke, in what felt like many hours later, all that was left was the corpse of DukeC hanging from a noose in the alley. His shoes and pants had been taken, and he looked down upon me with a sad stillness. In that moment I knew that he was not the man we were looking for, and in fact it was not a man we were looking for at all.

I had to find the women in the red dress.

Next is @myusername22.

In the night everyone calls for Bious to be Vigi'd. Bious tries to argue, but the night sees him dead by Vigi ( :( ). Unfortunately the Mafia makes a brilliant read and enforce and kill Blindkagg.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2014, 11:43:53 am »
May I give a salty fuck you to @Missing Person for getting me killed in a fake game by the way.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2014, 10:42:05 pm »
My tunnels are better than your tunnels.

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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2014, 08:18:36 am »



Unfortunately the Mafia makes a brilliant read and enforce and kill Blindkagg.

I thought this was mafia and not arena. Kappa
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2014, 11:52:55 am »



Unfortunately the Mafia makes a brilliant read and enforce and kill Blindkagg.

I thought this was mafia and not arena. Kappa

Blindkagg trusted the wrong people and died, his mentor shaking his head as he went back to his harem.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2014, 03:13:33 am »
OBJECTION!

If you really thought this was Arena, you would've been praying to Turretius
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2014, 11:20:28 pm »
I haven't forgotten this, but unfortunately it is 2am as I type and I have been incredibly busy as of late. I'll try to send something by tomorrow ( fair warning: I suck at these write ups anyway)
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2014, 05:11:45 pm »
@myusername22 is becoming an @Hecatom tier GM.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2014, 05:24:53 pm »
Or Icege-tier?
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2014, 05:43:13 pm »
"I owe you a write-up part 3" was my favorite
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2014, 05:44:04 pm »
Let's not lie, I was the GM for that game.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2014, 06:50:39 pm »
Well it's been three days so I'm gonna let @ForgeDigger cut ahead if they don't show in a bit if she wants. I know she would like writing me dying.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2014, 07:10:18 pm »
This week is probably the worst possible one for me. Last week of class before finals, so everyone's cramming the final due dates on things together.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2014, 01:45:43 am »
Alright, I have sent my write-up to Bious. I'm sorry for the late response and I'm sorry if I've ended up holding the game longer than I intended too. Sometimes I get so busy I don't get around to the stuff I'd like.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2014, 03:52:23 am »
As long as you got it in, awesome.

I think you've seen enough shit talk here to realize it's all in jest.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2014, 08:22:14 am »
Let's not lie, I was the GM for that game.

I strongly disagree
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2014, 01:30:08 pm »
Myusername22:

I returned to the precinct, hoping to find a lead on the woman in the red dress. After numerous hours looking for leads on where I might find this woman, one name comes across a few times, Bious. Soon I receive a tip to go to a speakeasy downtown. Upon arrival I note the strange sense I get as I approach the speakeasy. Maybe it’s because it’s late and I haven’t slept much. Or maybe there was something shady going down at this speakeasy.
Either way, I entered the speakeasy to see the back of a masked man holding a gun to Bious, she is the woman in the red dress. There are a few bystanders gathered around watching and arguing in the discussion.
“Shoot her”! someone yells.
“she’s been helping the mafia” yells another.
“I’m innocent” Bious yells. “I don’t know anything about the mafia!”
Despite Bious’ Screams of innocence, the masked man pulls the trigger and Bious’ Body falls to the floor. Quickly I run after the masked man as fast as I could. He’s spotted me coming and has already started running as well. He gets out the back into the alley first. After that I lost sight of him and was unable to attain any information about him. Nonetheless, thanks to him a mafia is dead and my job has become slightly easier.
   A mafia was dead. I should’ve been glad, but I knew it was too soon for celebrations. Soon after I got to the precinct I notice an officer clearing off BlindKagg’s desk. I’m shocked an officer would touch his belongings when I happen to notice they are dragging BlindKagg’s body into the building to perform an autopsy. He was the best officer we had. I was shocked to see him like that. Alas, BlindKagg the UC was dead. I noticed there were burnt ashes from paper in the trash bin near his desk. Whatever it was he was working on the mafia must not have wanted people to know so they sent someone to sneak in and burn them. He really was the best we had.


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Everyone gangs up on Pimp Willy. Pimp Willy almost manages to sway the crowd until Blindkagg sends in his LG saying he got a guilty on Pimp night 1. Almost everyone lynches him.
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2014, 02:38:12 pm »
DAMN YOU BLINDKNAGG

Though investigating me night 1 is always a good move :tup:
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Re: Mock Mafia Write-Up Assessment #1: Cops and Gangsters
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2014, 03:45:46 pm »
Should've known better than to sack me day 1.
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