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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #100 on: July 29, 2015, 12:52:09 pm »
Working on those two writeups right now. Have your results early though.

Kaz was killed by jasonC!
jasonC was killed by TGG!
Cobalt was killed by Synonym and ForgeDigger!
FPSG survives another night!


Nightmare Moon: "Still night time."

Next night ends in 18 hours.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #101 on: July 29, 2015, 01:17:42 pm »
At this point you should just take me to the final two, guaranteed win for somebody.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #102 on: July 29, 2015, 02:15:45 pm »
Okay forge, sorry I thought you wanted to trade targets. Do you want tgg or fpsg tonight?

Hurry the fuck up clip artists.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #103 on: July 29, 2015, 03:27:42 pm »
No problem. Probably saved myself that way.

Eh. Fruity tooty seems like he's been alive for long enough.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #104 on: July 29, 2015, 03:28:24 pm »
Okay forge, sorry I thought you wanted to trade targets. Do you want tgg or aidebit tonight?

Hurry the fuck up clip artists.

I fixed it for you syn.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #105 on: July 29, 2015, 03:32:24 pm »
No problem. Probably saved myself that way.

Eh. Fruity tooty seems like he hasn't been alive for long enough.

Fixed this one too. No need to thank me.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #106 on: July 29, 2015, 06:43:31 pm »
No problem. Probably saved myself that way.

Eh. Fruity tooty seems like he's been alive for long enough.
OK, I'll take care of business then.

Unless an aidebit kill will make you less salty?

I don't have a problem with him so it's up to you.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #107 on: July 29, 2015, 06:58:21 pm »
Well, Aidebit did betray me in Ratchet and Clank, so underestimating him could cause a problem.

TGG's never really caused me salt, and he's in the brothers of brine soo....

Your choice, really.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #108 on: July 29, 2015, 07:41:36 pm »
Ok,  FPSG and Aidebit. Then we rely on TGG killing one of us. Probably me tbh.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #109 on: July 29, 2015, 08:39:06 pm »
Ok,  FPSG and Aidebit. Then we rely on TGG killing one of us. Probably me tbh.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #110 on: July 30, 2015, 02:11:32 am »
Why are des and cobalt quoting me in the LL
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #111 on: July 30, 2015, 02:12:12 am »
I'm paranoid, what if Cobalt rises from the dead to kill me?
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #112 on: July 30, 2015, 02:12:37 am »
What if descuff rises from the dead (like a phoenix har har) to kill me?
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #113 on: July 30, 2015, 08:02:06 am »
Same here. like wtf is happening in there.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #114 on: July 30, 2015, 10:23:16 am »
Annnd time.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #115 on: July 30, 2015, 12:25:17 pm »
Hurry up
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #116 on: July 30, 2015, 02:08:29 pm »
Night 3
Standoff

TGG and Synonym looked each other dead in each other's eyes. They both had their guns on the other, and both were sweating bullets.

"It gonna end like this, Synny?"

"Indeed, fucker."

TGG tightened his grip on his gun. "On three then. One.... Two..."

Two shots broke through the night almost simultaneously. TGG fell backwards, his head blown into two. Synonym stood laughing.

"Hahaha... You stupid fucker... Knew you'd cheat... Ugh..."

Synonym sank to the ground clutching his chest. TGG's last shot had found it's mark.

Meanwhile Forge shot FPSG in the nuts. He died.



Synonym was killed by TGG!
TGG was killed by Synonym!
FPSG was finally killed by Forgedigger! Forgedigger can now target two people tonight!


Meanwhile, Nightmare Moon laughed at FPSG's death.

"It is still night by the way!"

Alive:
Forgedigger
Aidebit

18 hours until Night ends again!
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #117 on: July 30, 2015, 02:26:54 pm »
Suddenly Bious's voice could be heard everywhere!

"Sudden Death Time for you two! Now listen up! This will be the final night, and either you both can win, only one of you will win, or no one wins. If you two choose to kill each other, you both lose. BUT if you two choose not to kill anyone, you both win! And of one of you shoots while the other doesn't, the shooter wins. Good Luck!"

Sudden Death is now activated!!!
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #118 on: July 30, 2015, 05:06:16 pm »
Aidebit. Tell me straight. Are you going to shoot me tonight?
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #119 on: July 30, 2015, 05:07:47 pm »
@Bious now that I can shoot 2 targets, can I shoot myself and Aidebit? If so, do I win?
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #120 on: July 30, 2015, 06:13:23 pm »
@Bious now that I can shoot 2 targets, can I shoot myself and Aidebit? If so, do I win?

Do that and Nightmare Moon wins.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #121 on: July 30, 2015, 06:18:26 pm »
I'm waiting, my little lambchop. c:
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #122 on: July 31, 2015, 03:32:27 am »
Aidebit. Tell me straight. Are you going to shoot me tonight?

Of course not. I don't wanna screw you out of a victory twice. If you want to include me in your victory, feel free to do so.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #123 on: July 31, 2015, 05:36:50 am »
FPSG Gasp:

You idiots, I was the bomb all along!!!!! Also shoot aidebit and his bullet.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #124 on: July 31, 2015, 08:16:00 am »
45 minutes until Sudden DEATH ends.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #125 on: July 31, 2015, 09:00:20 am »
Annnd time.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #126 on: July 31, 2015, 09:18:34 am »
Day 69
Friendship Is Magic

Aidebit quietly  took a sip of his Steel Reserve as he looked at ForgeDigger arriving. Forge had just finished riding Nightmare Moon in the skies for the 135th time and was just as excited as the first time she went skyward.

"So when is Bious gonna remember to take us out of here?" Aidebit said.

"Who cares! PONY RIDES!!!" Forge said, getting ready to go up into the sky again.

Aidebit shrugged and pulled out another drink. If he was stuck here he may as well enjoy it. He sat down and watched Forge fly over a rainbow.

MEANWHILE...

"Sir, do you think the treatment's worked?"

"Personally? The human mind is a fickle object. It may have worked for some, for others maybe not. If anything this experiment was to remind people that the point of Mafia is to have fun and not hold game-ruining grudges, which can be hard considering how long we've known each other. That and some people needed a kick in their ego's."

"Shall I take them out now?"

"Nah, Forge looks like she's still having fun. Let them stay for a while longer."

"Then shall we have another drink sir?"

"I could use one. Just let me grab Augustus's tears off the shelf for flavor."

ForgeDigger and Aidebit did not shoot each other! They both win!
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #127 on: July 31, 2015, 09:19:57 am »
Goddammit
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2015, 09:30:27 am »
That is an interesting conclusion. Now for the question brimming on everyone's minds.

Is the next game Mafia or Arena/Other?
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2015, 09:33:45 am »
I think either @Pimp Willy or @Cobalt are doing the next Mafia one.

Unless they are not ready.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2015, 11:01:49 am »
I'm glad I could trust you, Aidebit. :)
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #131 on: July 31, 2015, 11:12:11 am »
Remember how I said I would kill Gamer last?

I lied.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #132 on: July 31, 2015, 12:20:53 pm »
WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD! :votebot:
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #133 on: July 31, 2015, 02:53:14 pm »
I'm still upset that I thought I finally got to be vigi in a real game. Fuck you bious.

Hurry the fuck up clip artists.

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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #134 on: July 31, 2015, 07:27:02 pm »
Oh, thanks for the help, Synonym. Giving you the gun always proves to deliver justice.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #135 on: July 31, 2015, 07:42:20 pm »
Oh, thanks for the help, Synonym. Giving you the gun always proves to deliver justice.

Go team!
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #136 on: August 04, 2015, 05:43:54 pm »
I'm still upset that I thought I finally got to be vigi in a real game. Fuck you bious.

Hurry the fuck up clip artists.

I laughed when you and TGG shot each other.
Gold ol' Mexican Standoff.
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Re: JTM Salt Mafia Round 2: The Runback
« Reply #137 on: August 04, 2015, 05:59:48 pm »
Yeah, I thought it was a normal game and I got the vigi.

Oh man, I got so pumped for all the salt I was ready to spill.
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