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Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« on: July 11, 2015, 08:44:02 pm »
Fucking hell guys, this is one of the men that poured his heart and soul into the creation and upkeep of this site, and you can't even be bothered to create a birthday thread for him? Just shows how many unappreciative dicks there are here.

And we wouldn't have it any other way.

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2015, 09:29:46 pm »
Happy birthday, old ass man!

...don't let age slow down the Pimp Cane.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2015, 09:38:09 pm »
Happy Birthday yo
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2015, 10:05:06 pm »
Happy birthday.

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2015, 10:24:41 pm »
Happy birthday PW!
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2015, 10:34:54 pm »
Happy birthday Willy
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2015, 10:36:54 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2015, 09:55:08 am »
Happy birthday Pimpy!
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2015, 10:31:24 am »
Thanks guys. I'm 34 this year, not quite super old yet. Maybe when I'm 40 lol. Saw minions and jurassic world double feature at the drive in last night, was fun
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2015, 10:31:27 am »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2015, 05:16:04 pm »
My nigga. (Who is also white)

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Happy Birthday


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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2015, 08:07:52 am »
Thank you for introducing me to the sultry world of Mafia and taking away my innocence by lynching me in All Stars Willy!

FUCK YOU.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2015, 09:39:14 am »
Got to go to Ruth Chris for dinner for my birthday, didn't take a picture of the steak (they kind of overcooked it anyway, but still was so delicious) but they went all out on the dessert lol



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Actually quite a deal, considering all the food we got, since they have a 3 course special
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2016, 11:15:24 pm »
We here at JTM support recycling.

Hey, maybe I could run a recycling themed Mafia game where I just recycle old write ups and roles.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2016, 02:57:54 am »
Happy Birthday! Show me your moves!


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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2016, 05:51:38 am »
Who's pimp Willy?

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2016, 05:56:07 am »
Happy bday
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2016, 09:23:34 am »
Haha, thanks. My birthday was much simpler this year. I spent the afternoon at the dentist, and I bbqd Pork Chops for dinner. Then I walked around the neighborhood catching pokemon.

Probably will go to Ruth Chris soon though.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2016, 04:41:31 pm »
Haha, thanks. My birthday was much simpler this year. I spent the afternoon at the dentist, and I bbqd Pork Chops for dinner. Then I walked around the neighborhood catching pokemon.

Probably will go to Ruth Chris soon though.

Damn Pimp got dat Pokie Fever. I heard that shit can be fatal.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2016, 06:20:59 pm »
Fatal to your data and battery.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2016, 07:38:11 pm »
It got updated and Austin is no longer a hole. The place where I woke is literally a pokestop, and the Trader Joe's connected to has 2 of them. #praise
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2016, 11:46:16 pm »


I spent the afternoon at the dentist...

Stop right there criminal scum.

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2017, 12:12:27 pm »
Gee, Thanks

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2017, 01:43:44 pm »
Reported for necro'ing.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2017, 02:09:45 pm »
I know that this birthday thread is accurate because I started it, not MP.

Reported for necro'ing.

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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2017, 07:53:41 am »
Psh no one wishes me happy birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2017, 09:27:06 am »
Step it up and wish yourself one like me
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Re: Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2017, 07:15:19 pm »
Vote bot didn't even wish his father a happy birthday.
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