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Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« on: April 13, 2015, 05:15:31 pm »
Here we will bitch about Alpha's horrible playstyle and crap.

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TALK ONLY ABOUT THE GOC IN HERE!  IF I SEE TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT MAFIA GAME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 05:49:36 pm »
Alpha seems committed to his "Error" Vote

Also... I have no read on Alpha yet, leaning Civ I suppose
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2015, 06:16:37 pm »
Alpha looks civ.  Could be mafia, but too many people are reacting adversely to his cop policy for me to buy it.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2015, 06:18:05 pm »
Calling JunkheadX as mafia.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 07:37:42 pm »
Alright, added a few more people who would be interested in this. Remember,  keep the topic related to the GoC.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 07:52:35 pm »
Calling him as Mafia. I hope he rolled Mafia for goc because I know it'll make him miserable.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2015, 08:15:36 pm »
That error vote makes me smile.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2015, 09:03:55 pm »
Alpha should vote Ryker at the last second to tie the vote on him.

Also tortugagrande is a faggot. I dislike him greatly.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2015, 08:53:36 am »
I don't like Rykers move, regardless of if hes civ or not

"We only have 2 people with more than 1 vote right now; lets add another name to the chaos as I move my vote to a different person with 1 vote, making it a 3 way race"

Hes either mafia or the cop, because he's trying to save his own skin
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2015, 10:26:58 am »
Alpha in trouble.

Ryder is using an avatar I used to use. Nice.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2015, 05:14:38 pm »
Alpha looks fine now.

Sadly, it looks like a CFD happened, and I think it was civ/civ.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2015, 06:19:47 pm »
Buying that Alpha is mafia right now.  Let's see if he actually survives past Day 2 for once.

There's no Radical_Edward to make him lynch bait, nor any bomb to bait him this time.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2015, 06:53:56 pm »
I get the feeling that if Alpha isn't mafia, he's gonna get killed tonight. Which would make everyone divert their attention to tortuga.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2015, 06:54:44 pm »
I think he's mafia too. We shall see.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2015, 10:28:15 pm »
Calling Ryker, lilrascal, Alpha mafia right now.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2015, 07:35:49 am »
Alpha is playing the "Team Too Much Work" card, hmm
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2015, 09:47:33 am »
Quote from: Maki_
My vote for kaboose was simple. The votes had tied up at 8:00 and if I had to choose between someone I know is town and someone who had at least a 33% chance to be a wolf, I chose to vote for the potential wolf.

That's not correct math. Everyone had a 23% chance to get mafia. It might be Jesus Toast, but I get the feeling that someone who is mafia would screw that up more than anyone else.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2015, 11:16:15 pm »
Alpha making friends already.  From the Loser's Lounge on Skype, quote is tortugagrande:

"oh and last observation I stand by singling out alpha early.  That bio is the douchiest thing I have read all year, and I am an editor for yeswearedouchebags.com.  That guy is anti-town regardless of role"
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2015, 11:19:43 pm »
lol
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2015, 02:55:48 pm »
tortuga is in the Skype chat. I want to call him a Faggot cunt bitch directly but I think thingyman will ban me
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2015, 03:06:26 pm »
Just be snappy back at him like he was in the Skype chat.

"That gameplay is the douchiest thing I've read all year. And I play mafia with Alpha"
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2015, 05:25:42 pm »
Lol Alpha. It will be hilarious if that was just bad timing.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2015, 07:14:00 pm »
Man, I think Alpha choked lol
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2015, 07:22:13 pm »
Lol Alpha u suk.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2015, 07:53:00 pm »
What happened, another LALALALA moment without the LALALALA?
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2015, 07:54:25 pm »
Alpha jumped off a mafia lynch at the last minute.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2015, 07:57:42 pm »
Por que????!!! Maybe no one will notice...lol
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2015, 07:58:57 pm »
They'll notice.

But Maki went on that wagon first, which may also end up against Alpha, why was he voting on the same bandwagon as his scumread, etc.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2015, 05:30:56 am »
And immediately Alpha gets called out.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2015, 07:28:25 am »
He did the best defense he could, To be honest
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2015, 08:51:06 am »
He did the best defense he could, To be honest

His open on this phase was great for sure.  He might be able to wriggle off the hook, but if he's mafia and the UC doesn't die tonight, they're toast, because they should be able to POE it so long as they have all living green checks.  Plus they had a random night 0 green check, so if that's still alive, it's going to be hard to win as mafia with that.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2015, 09:36:35 am »
Its be pretty bad luck to have the UC have that many clears. After all, if the UC had THAT great of results, they could have posted that many clears by now
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2015, 09:40:24 am »
Its be pretty bad luck to have the UC have that many clears. After all, if the UC had THAT great of results, they could have posted that many clears by now

You gotta think though.

3 civs dead.

1 mafia dead.

game is at 9 players, 7 civs, 2 mafia.

IF, in the perfect situation, cop's n0 green check is alive, and all his other checks are, then he has 4 cleared civs, with 5 players left, and 3 cycles before LYLO.

At this point, cop needs to just find one more green check, really. If they mislynch, and all his checks stay alive, he has 5 cleared civs with that many civs left, and the game is over.

Thus, mafia has to find cop tonight to stay alive.

Obviously the odds of that happening are pretty slim (that perfect situation), but he would still have enough for them to POE it with a mislynch in the pocket if half his green checks are alive.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2015, 02:07:24 am »
Anything happening?

I'm having difficulty accessing 2p2 right now.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2015, 12:13:30 pm »
Alpha got caught. What a scrub.

Should've sent Willy instead.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2015, 01:04:12 pm »
More like ✰Beta✰ kappa
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2015, 05:13:20 pm »
PW would've gotten checked N1 based on dirtiness.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2015, 05:13:39 pm »
Might as well add Alpha in here

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2015, 05:14:13 pm »
Should've sent me then.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2015, 05:19:11 pm »
I would've been knee deep in their anuses before they knew what was going on.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2015, 05:34:11 pm »
Not adding our horrible player in here till Thingy okays it or the game ends.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2015, 05:35:54 pm »
@Thingyman, Alpha's dead.  Okay to add him?

As long as it's not out in public, should be fine.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2015, 07:05:23 pm »
I just got confirmation via Skype to add Alpha in here.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2015, 07:34:00 pm »
Alpha and I are now trolling Tortuga in the Skype Chat.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2015, 07:34:48 pm »
Keith S: everyone is dying to know if you would have made the same opening posts regardless of role
[10:23:25 AM] Corey Lanier: he would've
[10:23:27 AM] Corey Lanier: guaranteed
[10:23:31 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Yeah, most likely.
[10:23:50 AM] Corey Lanier: He would've disgraced JTM not to make a Day 1 Fuzz vote
[10:24:04 AM] Keith S: I meant the strat posts
[10:24:34 AM] Corey Lanier: Oh THAT opening
[10:24:51 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: I tried to make as many genuine analytical and statistical posts without pointing to specific people as possible.
[10:25:08 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Providing helpful information without actually helping.
[10:25:21 AM] Tortuga Grande: did you?
[10:26:15 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: idk, did I?
[10:26:26 AM] Tortuga Grande: no
[10:26:37 AM] Tortuga Grande: not in my opinion
[10:26:53 AM] Corey Lanier: that's because you can't read anything > 20 words though
[10:26:55 AM] Tortuga Grande: the longwinded blathering about the cop thing was ridiculous regardless of role
[10:27:00 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: HAH
[10:27:14 AM] Tortuga Grande: I see you have your buddy's back, he can speak, that's why he is here corey
[10:27:21 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Not every Mafia game can be a preschool book with illustrations.
[10:27:36 AM] Tortuga Grande: many words != great thoughts
[10:27:42 AM] Jordan (sprityo): or
[10:27:44 AM] Jordan (sprityo): Tl;DR
[10:28:14 AM] Corey Lanier: If you need a TL;DR, you should be paying more attention to your GED exam, not playing mafia
[10:28:15 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: If you're tl;dr'ing anything in Mafia, you're not paying enough attention.
[10:28:24 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Dat hivemind.
[10:28:42 AM] Jordan (sprityo): ouch
[10:28:44 AM] Jordan (sprityo): my arteries
[10:29:04 AM] Tortuga Grande: you seem to equate length of post to quality of content
[10:29:26 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: No, length of post = amount of information.
[10:29:39 AM] Tortuga Grande: you introduced one simple idea and went on and on about it.  That's not analysis.  That's, in this case at least, shitclouding the thread.
[10:29:43 AM] Jordan (sprityo): and even then it can just be a bunch or ramble
[10:29:47 AM] Jordan (sprityo): of*
[10:29:49 AM] Tortuga Grande: Not when it's the same thing on repeat
[10:29:52 AM] Corey Lanier: I'm not saying that, but if you're voting someone off of length of posts and nothing else, then you are a detriment to the game and need to lear to read
[10:30:13 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: You spent more time shitposting about shitposting than actually posting about the game.
[10:30:23 AM] Corey Lanier: You spent more time shitposting about shitposting than actually posting about the game.BAM
[10:30:39 AM] Jordan (sprityo): yeah, quality over quantity
[10:31:12 AM] thingyman: So what I am gathering is that tortuga is voting Alpha for best player, amirite?
[10:31:27 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: 10/10, 100/100, best player, BEST PLAYER.
[10:31:38 AM] Tortuga Grande: I am voting him above the donk who quit!
[10:31:40 AM] Tortuga Grande: barely
[10:31:59 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Yeah, that was an ez freebee for us.
[10:32:13 AM] Corey Lanier: So I suppose that special interview with Tortuga on the Salted Butter Podcast isn't in the cards? ;(
[10:32:25 AM] thingyman: There was a guy in Game 1 who did something similar
[10:32:28 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: I don't think he'd have much to say.
[10:32:36 AM] thingyman: He said he had even once gotten himself lynched as cop on day 1 to "help the town"
[10:32:38 AM] Tortuga Grande: I love butter!
[10:32:52 AM] ✰TTP✰ ✰Trojan Fox✰: Oh god wat.
[10:33:00 AM] Corey Lanier: [/interview]
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2015, 07:39:51 pm »
This was from earlier

[5:44:10 PM] Tortuga Grande: so now I am left to wonder if the 1000 word treatise on how cops should behave is his normal, or just a cover strat
[5:51:58 PM] notquitethere: Alpha's cop message was legitimately reasonable advice. I'd say that sort of thing isn't alignment-indicative
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[5:53:44 PM] Tortuga Grande: so im left wondering if shitclouding is his mafia cover strat or just the way he is
[5:54:11 PM] Stephen Reed: its fairly normal for anybody with a 3 digit IQ, I'd imagine
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2015, 12:15:03 am »
I'm proud of you guys. Not for your continued support of me, but for agreeing that tortugagrande is a grade (1) A cunt.

So yeah, Sapo single-handedly ruined the game. I knew this'd happen as soon as I saw his fucking pony avatar.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2015, 12:54:12 am »
We should have sent lando.

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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2015, 02:13:07 pm »
Oh I would've loved to converse with tartuagape. That dude sounds like an idiot. How the hell did he make it in?

Can someone give me a run down of what happened? Who won? Did alpha win?

I don't even know what happened when MP and Syn played.
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Re: Mafia GoC #2: Alphatastic
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2015, 11:13:53 pm »
Moving to the Lounge Archives since the game is over.
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