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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2015, 08:01:28 am »
(That wasn't a curb stomp)

You guys only lynched the mafia we wanted you to.

I made you guys buy my civ status rather wholeheartedly.

I'm pretty satisfied with my play there.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2015, 08:26:00 am »
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« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2015, 08:28:06 am »
Basically I was one of the only remaining mafia not cleared by the cover card fiasco, and managed to stay off the radar for the whole game.

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2015, 08:30:33 am »
Oh I thought you were talking about All-Stars. I was so confused.
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« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2015, 09:11:08 am »
Oh I thought you were talking about All-Stars. I was so confused.

No he's talking about the game where every strong player who people relied on to lead votes was mafia, or dead in the first two nights. Making it impossible for any of the civs to get support behind lynching anyone other than who the mafia let them. The nature of a forum environment led that game more than anything else.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2015, 09:13:08 am »
Basically I was one of the only remaining mafia not cleared by the cover card fiasco, and managed to stay off the radar for the whole game.

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One more phase and I would've had y'all on lock. Except Beige was on my list. >__<
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« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2015, 09:15:01 am »
I wouldn't know. I stopped caring about that game when I died. I don't really even know who the mafia were.
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« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2015, 09:24:07 am »
"I played so good in that game where 3-4 civs disqualified and I was Mafia!"
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« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2015, 09:33:36 am »
"I played so good in that game where 3-4 civs disqualified and I was Mafia!"
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« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2015, 02:41:14 pm »
He did nearly as good as I did in the Marvel game. The game where The Purge of Day Three saw 6 civs and 1 Mafia DQing themselves, and it was role madness so everyone was important. And 90% of the roled civilians didn't disclose their roles in their Last Gasps. And roles weren't revealed on death. And all the glorious factors that we definitely should try again.
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« Reply #110 on: March 31, 2015, 12:08:17 am »
Role madness sounds like fun. We did a Harry Potter one like that, and Voldemort's third ability was triple kill but it only worked if he guessed the role names of all three victims and they actually got it off. I died night one in that game though. God damn that was frustrating.
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« Reply #111 on: March 31, 2015, 12:14:02 am »
Speaking of Role Madness, I want Alpha to get that Smash themed game done, where we can revive the DR game with a buffed mafia side so that it's more balanced.
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« Reply #112 on: March 31, 2015, 06:14:33 am »
Mirai Nikki will be role madness for the most part.
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« Reply #113 on: March 31, 2015, 06:18:41 am »
Mirai Nikki will be role madness for the most part.

But nothing like Godots' game, right?
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« Reply #114 on: March 31, 2015, 06:23:03 am »
I'm not sure what you mean.

It's similar in that: most roles can either be civilian or mafia, the mafia roles will either be decided randomly or by some mastermind guy (I haven't decided yet), and that the civs will always have a medic and a detective
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« Reply #115 on: March 31, 2015, 06:23:44 am »
There's just more role less than DR.
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« Reply #116 on: March 31, 2015, 06:26:53 am »
There's just more role less than DR.

That's what I meant.

Godots' game only had one roleless in the entire game.

Do you have any failsafes to prevent a claim-a-thon?
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« Reply #117 on: March 31, 2015, 06:30:46 am »
That's where I've been struggling.

I was hoping randomized (as opposed to chosen) mafia roles would help, but other than that I'm unsure of what to do.
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« Reply #118 on: March 31, 2015, 06:33:15 am »
That's where I've been struggling.

I was hoping randomized (as opposed to chosen) mafia roles would help, but other than that I'm unsure of what to do.

It didn't really in DR.

Put in a carpenter role for the civs, like what PW had in the Zombie game and I put in EOW.  It makes role claiming very dangerous, because it makes the carpenter increasingly vulnerable.
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« Reply #119 on: March 31, 2015, 06:47:31 am »
In DR the Valedictorian chose the teammates roles. RNGoddess choosing them might make a difference.

I can't find what a carpenter role is.
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« Reply #120 on: March 31, 2015, 07:16:43 am »
Carpenter was the role in the zombie game, where when he dies the mafia gets 2 night kills each night instead of 1
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« Reply #121 on: March 31, 2015, 08:06:51 am »
Ooooo. Cool. He's mafia aligned?
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« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2015, 08:07:51 am »
Ooooo. Cool. He's mafia aligned?

Civilian aligned.

That was also the <Black Jesus> role in EOW.

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« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2015, 08:13:21 am »
A bit groggy here atm; if there's a carpenter people won't role claim for fear of narrowing down the choices for the carpenter for the mafia to kill?
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« Reply #124 on: March 31, 2015, 08:16:03 am »
A bit groggy here atm; if there's a carpenter people won't role claim for fear of narrowing down the choices for the carpenter for the mafia to kill?

Right, because if they kill him, then it becomes increasingly hard to keep up, and mafia will just mow down confirmed roles like grass.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #125 on: March 31, 2015, 08:16:41 am »
Alright, thanks.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2015, 12:58:13 pm »
Get hyped!

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2015, 01:00:28 pm »
I saw Jesus Toast Mafia!

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« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2015, 08:41:53 pm »
So here's what I've come up with based on the suggestions.



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Website limit is 80x80.

JTM logo with Lando's beautiful face and Kristoph's hair. Rainbow background for that extra ✰Alpha✰ touch. Lemme know what you think, because you know all* your opinions mean a lot to me.
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« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2015, 08:46:31 pm »
I'd almost put the site name under that, but it's gonna be implied at the start of your game who you're repping, so it should be fine.
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« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2015, 08:51:41 pm »
I'd almost put the site name under that, but it's gonna be implied at the start of your game who you're repping, so it should be fine.

The website is in the 'Location' bit, just under my name on the forum. Gonna start working on my bio now.
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« Reply #131 on: April 01, 2015, 03:46:13 am »
Didn't read lol.

I'll read the Disney game at some point.

Or someone can just link me to the write up I die in.

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« Reply #132 on: April 01, 2015, 05:31:44 am »
Bio draft (lemme know if I need to add anything):

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✰Alpha✰: The Popular Movie Adaptation of the Best-Selling Book - The Musical

So I started playing Mafia 2 years ago on Shoryuken. Over this time, I've come to develop an analytical approach to the game with a preference to being on the Civilian team. I tend to use voting patterns and in-game relationships as the major factor of my lynch votes, rather than reads made by myself or others. Except Day 1. Every Day 1 phase, I vote to lynch a JTM player named RadicalFuzz, regardless of whether he's playing or not (even if he's GMing the game). I take this vote seriously, even going as far as to exchange services for the currency of Day 1 RadicalFuzz votes from other JTM players. Also, fuck you RadicalFuzz I'm still not telling you why I vote for you every Day 1, and I'm still going to vote for you Day 1 in the GoC. Back on topic, I've received several MVP's by using the roles in the game to my advantage (such as RCing Mafia in order to get the Traitor to contact me), and as such, have become a high priority target. I usually represent myself with Kristoph Gavin and Byakuya Togami images.

I am one of the players from Shoryuken that helped build Jesus Toast Mafia from the ground up after Vanilla Forums fucked us around too much, with me being the lead graphical designer. We built JTM in order to make sure we had a stable site that didn't have any censorship or overbearing rules. Speaking of which, most of my favourite words are banned on 2+2, including the c-word, the f-word, the other f-word, the n-word and the other n-word. Yes, I'm Australian. I'm Synonym's (GoC Season 1) best friend irl, and Missing Person's (also GoC Season 1) co-host on JTM's Podcast, 'The Salted Butter Podcast (Starring Lando the Unicorn)'. I wasn't able to participate or register interest in GoC Season 1, as I was hosting my own Arena game at the time. Thanks again to Thingyman for taking attention away from my Arena game. Dick.

Not only am I one of the best Mafia players on JTM, I am also indisputably one of the best MSPaint artists, with my talents showing through in our MSPaint Whispers games. My masterpieces include 'Brown choad in a meadow. Two clouds. Godzilla raping moose.' and 'Squirtle, dog, house, lighthouse, Neptune killing bitches in Titanic.'. I have also received the award for 'Best Writer' on JTM, being described as "the Dr. Seuss of Yaoi Fanfiction". Outside of Mafia, my hobbies include video games and getting complimented on my hair during JTM's Game Nights.

There. That ought to be enough shameless website-plugging to satisfy Missing Person.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #134 on: April 01, 2015, 07:29:18 am »
Bio draft (lemme know if I need to add anything):

Spoiler for Hiden:
✰Alpha✰: The Popular Movie Adaptation of the Best-Selling Book - The Musical

So I started playing Mafia 2 years ago on Shoryuken. Over this time, I've come to develop an analytical approach to the game with a preference to being on the Civilian team. I tend to use voting patterns and in-game relationships as the major factor of my lynch votes, rather than reads made by myself or others. Except Day 1. Every Day 1 phase, I vote to lynch a JTM player named RadicalFuzz, regardless of whether he's playing or not (even if he's GMing the game). I take this vote seriously, even going as far as to exchange services for the currency of Day 1 RadicalFuzz votes from other JTM players. Also, fuck you RadicalFuzz I'm still not telling you why I vote for you every Day 1, and I'm still going to vote for you Day 1 in the GoC. Back on topic, I've received several MVP's by using the roles in the game to my advantage (such as RCing Mafia in order to get the Traitor to contact me), and as such, have become a high priority target. I usually represent myself with Kristoph Gavin and Byakuya Togami images.

I am one of the players from Shoryuken that helped build Jesus Toast Mafia from the ground up after Vanilla Forums fucked us around too much, with me being the lead graphical designer. We built JTM in order to make sure we had a stable site that didn't have any censorship or overbearing rules. Speaking of which, most of my favourite words are banned on 2+2, including the c-word, the f-word, the other f-word, the n-word and the other n-word. Yes, I'm Australian. I'm Synonym's (GoC Season 1) best friend irl, and Missing Person's (also GoC Season 1) co-host on JTM's Podcast, 'The Salted Butter Podcast (Starring Lando the Unicorn)'. I wasn't able to participate or register interest in GoC Season 1, as I was hosting my own Arena game at the time. Thanks again to Thingyman for taking attention away from my Arena game. Dick.

Not only am I one of the best Mafia players on JTM, I am also indisputedly one of the best MSPaint artists, with my talents showing through in our MSPaint Whispers games. My masterpieces include 'Brown choad in a meadow. Two clouds. Godzilla raping moose.' and 'Squirtle, dog, house, lighthouse, Neptune killing bitches in Titanic.'. I have also received the award for 'Best Writer' on JTM, being described as "the Dr. Seuss of Yaoi Fanfiction". Outside of Mafia, my hobbies include video games and getting complimented on my hair during JTM's Game Nights.

There. That ought to be enough shameless website-plugging to satisfy Missing Person.
I'M SCREAMINGGGGG OH MY GOD
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #135 on: April 01, 2015, 07:33:28 am »
if the f-word is banned, you can't use it in your bio
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #136 on: April 01, 2015, 07:44:26 am »
That sums it up quite nicely, Alpha.

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2015, 06:12:48 pm »
if the f-word is banned, you can't use it in your bio

Fuck.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #138 on: April 01, 2015, 06:13:46 pm »
if the f-word is banned, you can't use it in your bio

Fuck.

Swearing isn't inherently banned, it just gets bleeped.  No one gave a shit in the GoC about those words.  The only time they shit bricks was when I posted "Negro, please."
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #139 on: April 01, 2015, 07:26:20 pm »




Not only am I one of the best Mafia players on JTM, I am also indisputedly one of the best MSPaint artists,

>indisputed
Apparently supposed to be the undisputed grammarian of JTM.

Good start to the GoC.

Fuck SRK.

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Join us. Baptize yourself in the Brine, and call yourself a Brother of mine.
Lustful moans can be heard from the girls bathroom. Several moments pass and Synonym steps out of bathroom wearing only his pants. It seem's that Fleur's Chamber of Secrets isn't such a secret to his wand anymore.

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #140 on: April 01, 2015, 08:31:38 pm »
>indisputed
Apparently supposed to be the undisputed grammarian of JTM.

Good start to the GoC.

Fuck SRK.

Was waiting to see who would be the first to pick that up. You were literally the last person I expected to find it.
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Lynch: RadicalFuzz
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That bio is the douchiest thing I have read all year, and I am an editor for yeswearedouchebags.com.

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #141 on: April 01, 2015, 09:59:09 pm »
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=46536964&postcount=666

If I end up playing with this sperglord, I'm gonna make him accept Turretius as the one true lord and saviour.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #142 on: April 01, 2015, 10:15:47 pm »
You oughta change your bio to include Turretius.

Just as a precautionary measure.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #143 on: April 01, 2015, 10:55:53 pm »
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=46536964&postcount=666

If I end up playing with this sperglord, I'm gonna make him accept Turretius as the one true lord and saviour.
Most important thing to note is that this is apparently the 666th post.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #144 on: April 01, 2015, 11:00:06 pm »
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=46536964&postcount=666

If I end up playing with this sperglord, I'm gonna make him accept Turretius as the one true lord and saviour.
Most important thing to note is that this is apparently the 666th post.

Confirmed: Richard Dawkins is THE AntiChrist, because we know that shit can't be deliberate.  I mean it was posted on Aussie internet, FFS.
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"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #145 on: April 02, 2015, 01:19:18 am »
I had the most horrible nightmare today(yesterday? w/e) where I was sent to be our GoC rep. Turns out that the game was played live in a old prison complex where you we're literally lynched for real, and to make things even worse I somehow only had one post(don't ask how they'd count that irl) and had to shitpost a ton before the deadline or end up dead :rofl:.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #146 on: April 02, 2015, 01:39:49 am »
I had the most horrible nightmare today(yesterday? w/e) where I was sent to be our GoC rep. Turns out that the game was played live in a old prison complex where you we're literally lynched for real, and to make things even worse I somehow only had one post(don't ask how they'd count that irl) and had to shitpost a ton before the deadline or end up dead :rofl:.

Makes me want to make a JTM vs. EOW game now.
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"Why do I feel like I'm being fooled by you both?  I can't find the penis.  I need to find the penis." --Augustus
"Nobody can read baby." --Pimp Willy
"Get your goddamn Battle Arena Toshinden shit out of my Tekken." --Souther
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #147 on: April 02, 2015, 05:23:31 am »
Makes me want to make a JTM vs. EOW game now.

Dibs on my role being the Executioner.
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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #148 on: April 02, 2015, 07:42:20 am »
Turretus god damn it!

Also I find it interesting Game 4 was the "Stacked game" last season, which MP and Synonym played in

Also there a guy there from Long Beach CA, if needed I can beat him up IRL alpha
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Kaz is a better mafia player than I

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Re: GoC Representative Voting has begun!
« Reply #149 on: April 02, 2015, 08:06:37 am »
We should consider hosting a cross site game; not necessarily All Star, but we reach out to each community and invite them to send some players to play if they'd like. And theme it something fun, like EOW but with all the forums represented. Something to chew on.

Honestly, if we do that I'd like to get a vote counter programmed, though, to make it easier on the GM.
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Kaz is a better mafia player than I