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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 1 - Meteors
« Reply #100 on: March 27, 2015, 09:22:50 am »
They all must be decepticons.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #101 on: March 27, 2015, 09:25:43 am »
Ok you got your payback for Shards kaz.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 1 - Meteors
« Reply #102 on: March 27, 2015, 09:29:14 am »
Lame.

@jasonC when is our ETA?

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2015, 10:35:19 am »
Ok you got your payback for Shards kaz.

私はロンバーガンデイですか?

Completely disagree with that statement.

Arena games are just that - arena games.

Payback isn't complete until a mafia GM gives me the vigi role. In that instance I go on a killing spree to kill you and anyone else I'd like to get revenger on regardless of how your allegiance looks to me.

/saltiness
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 1 - Meteors
« Reply #104 on: March 27, 2015, 11:55:24 am »
I dunno why you guys that were still on Cybertron didn't discuss which ships you were taking to make sure you wouldn't lose out on an attempt.

Cause I believed in the power of RNG to fuck over someone who isn't me
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2015, 11:57:32 am »
Ok you got your payback for Shards kaz.

私はロンバーガンデイですか?

You wanna tell me what ship you are taking tomorrow so we both dont choose the same one?

Same goes to you @drwill439

I think we are the only 3 who haven't left yet right?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2015, 12:04:08 pm »
Speaking of which, I'm surprised nobody on Cybertron made a deal with me last phase for me to tell them which ship they should take. I do have the Ship Inventory List.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #107 on: March 27, 2015, 12:14:45 pm »
Speaking of which, I'm surprised nobody on Cybertron made a deal with me last phase for me to tell them which ship they should take. I do have the Ship Inventory List.

you do?  when did that happen
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #108 on: March 27, 2015, 12:31:03 pm »
Why didn't you tell me? :c
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #109 on: March 27, 2015, 12:52:14 pm »
You guys really are bad at reading. It was the thing I found in my ship.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #110 on: March 27, 2015, 01:03:08 pm »
You guys really are bad at reading. It was the thing I found in my ship.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #111 on: March 27, 2015, 01:06:45 pm »
have I landed yet? Do I have a reason to pay attention?

No?

Okay see you all tomorrow
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #112 on: March 27, 2015, 01:27:57 pm »
You guys really are bad at reading. It was the thing I found in my ship.

I'm great at reading. It's just that I took the flying space raisin to Earth and could do nothing with the info.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #113 on: March 27, 2015, 01:44:10 pm »
You still should've told me which one to take.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #114 on: March 27, 2015, 03:57:12 pm »
I hit the translucent one...

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #115 on: March 27, 2015, 06:51:04 pm »
Ok you got your payback for Shards kaz.

私はロンバーガンデイですか?

You wanna tell me what ship you are taking tomorrow so we both dont choose the same one?

Same goes to you @drwill439

I think we are the only 3 who haven't left yet right?
Sure, I've got the blue ship today.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #116 on: March 27, 2015, 07:39:43 pm »


The Matrix of Leadership was perhaps the most ancient and most revered relic in Cybertronian history.  It lay now in the rubble of a once great planet, nearly forgotten.  No one noticed as it began to give off a faint glow...

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Thousands of light years away, Augustus stood on a foreign planet amongst all odds of survival.  Suddenly, he heard a voice in his head that only he could hear.  "Destiny awaits you, Transformer."  Almost magically, a Plasma Rifle materialized in his hands.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #117 on: March 27, 2015, 09:13:26 pm »
Weeeeee.

Are you gonna tell me what it does?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #118 on: March 27, 2015, 09:15:38 pm »
It was updated in current equipment.  and here it is too:

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Hands: Plasma Rifle 1d3 atk, +1 def (ranged) (one handed)
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2015, 12:06:21 am »
Pretty sure that is a sponsor gift and I guarantee you it was Cobalt
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2015, 06:52:17 am »
Ok you got your payback for Shards kaz.

私はロンバーガンデイですか?

Completely disagree with that statement.

Arena games are just that - arena games.

Payback isn't complete until a mafia GM gives me the vigi role. In that instance I go on a killing spree to kill you and anyone else I'd like to get revenger on regardless of how your allegiance looks to me.

/saltiness

Not unless I get vigi first to night kill you for changing your playstyle at the worst possible time.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #121 on: March 28, 2015, 08:28:57 pm »
30 minutes to deadline.

@ZOOLANDER
@kaz
@Wheels83
@ForgeDigger

I have not received actions from you yet.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #122 on: March 28, 2015, 09:00:38 pm »
Actions locked.  Write-up in a few.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 2 - Don't Hate Me Forever
« Reply #123 on: March 28, 2015, 09:33:49 pm »
End of Phase 3: Death of a King



As Unicron neared Cybertron, continuing its attack on the cybernetic homeworld of the Transformers, the meteors and earthquakes continued to intensify.  Skizzz was upset that his attempt to flee was thwarted by the selfishness of another trying to save their own skin.  "Ok guys, it's clear that if we stay here any longer, we'll share the same fate as Soundwave and Ironhide.  Let's work out which ships we'll each take so we can all survive."  Missing Person and drwill439 both thought this was a logical idea and was glad that someone took charge.

As they left, another cyberquake revealed another hidden starport hangar, this time with one additional iridescent-colored escape ship.

However, nobody asked Wheels83 or ZOOLANDER which ships they were going to escape in and they were left on Cybertron only to get hit by meteors!  Wheels83 was able to shrug off the meteorite hit, but ZOOLANDER was struck hard, his body exploding in half!

As ZOOLANDER's spark was fading, he made one final subspace transmission to his army.  "Decepticons, carry out the mission.  Destroy Optimus Prime at all costs....Avenge my death!  Megatron out..."

The Decepticons across the universe heard these final words of their once great King.  Now they were leaderless.  drwill439 heard this transmission while cruising on his ship.  As he listened, his core swelled up and he burst out into maniacal laughter.  Mere minutes after Megatron's death speech, drwill439 made a transmission of his own, this time directed to all Transformers in the known universe. "HAHAHAHAHA Megatron is Dead.  The King is Dead and now the Heir will take his rightful place as your new leader.  Prepare my arrival to Earth with flowers and energon.  I, Starscream, shall rule over all that I purvey.  And all those that oppose shall have their heads thrown to the cybersharks ahAHaAHAHAAA!"
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Meanwhile, on Earth, Hecatom and Augustus used their robot sensors to detect the nearest source of energon.  "There seems to be plenty for the both of us.  Let's go." 

Alpha stayed put and stood ready for the incoming Fighter Plane.  Suddenly, the Fighter Plane made a complete 180 and headed back east.

Instead, three Cybertronian escape ships crash land in the nearby desert.  From the ships, out come kaz, ForgeDigger, and...nobody.  Wasn't there someone in that ship?
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"Sir! We are getting reports from France.  Turn on the TV!"  Everyone in the Pentagon was on high alert.  The news report showed what would normally have been a romantic scene from Paris.  Instead, it appeared that the Eiffel Tower had been completely mangled.  In the distance, XthAtGAm3RGuYX could be seen walking away with a piece of the tower in his hands.  The Fighter Plane could also be seen.  "Look!  There's our welcoming committee!"  The Fighter Plane fired a missile at XthAtGAm3RGuYX which was easily swatted away, destroying the Louvre.  A second missile came at XthAtGAm3RGuYX, which he was able to catch!

The Chief of Defense was in rare form.  "They're giant robot aliens!!   "We need to respond.  This is not just an attack on American soil.  This is an attack on Earth, and an attack on everything we hold dear as a people...no, as a species!  Send the drones!"
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Spoiler for Player Actions:
drwill439: ESCAPE in Translucent ship (Iridium Armor was inside, but did not take it)
Missing Person: ESCAPE in Blue ship (found energon)
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Scavenge Steel Girder
Skizzz: ESCAPE in Black ship (found 2 energon)
ZOOLANDER:
kaz: 
Augustus: Scavenge energon
Pimp Willy: Stealth
Alpha: Defend Alpha
Hecatom: Scavenge energon
Wheels83:
ForgeDigger:

Meteors do 2 damage to Wheels83 but do not kill him!

Meteors do 7 damage to ZOOLANDER, killing him!

ZOOLANDER was:
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MEGATRON: Leader of the Decepticons.  As long as an Autobot is alive, you permanently gain +1 atk each time a Decepticon leaves the game. Any Autobot other than Optimus has -1 atk when attacking you.  TRANSFORM!: Choose number of energon to use (n).  Attack target player with additional n*1 atk this phase.

Matrix of Leadership: If held during death, resurrect as GALVATRON retaining all permanent stat gains. TRANSFORM: Choose number of energon to use.  Attack target player with additional +1 atk per number of energon while avoiding all melee attacks this phase.

drwill439 has revealed himself!  He is:
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STARSCREAM: Self-proclaimed Prince of the Decepticons. When Megatron dies, permanently gain +4 atk and +4 def.  When this happens, your role and stat gain will be announced.

The Fighter Plane did 3 damage to XthAtGAm3rGuYX, but did not kill him!

Spoiler for Current Equipment:
drwill439:
Hands: Blaster Pistol 1d2 atk (ranged) (one handed)
Armor: Iridium Armor 3 def
Items:
Energon: 0/3

Missing Person:
Hands: Blaster Bazooka 1d5 atk (ranged) (two handed) 
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 1/3

XthAtGAm3RGuYX:
Hands: Steel Girder 2d2 (melee) (one handed)
Armor: Palladium Armor 1 def
Items:
Energon: 0/3

Skizzz:
Hands: Cybertronium Lance 2d4 atk (melee) (two handed)
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 2/3

kaz:
Hands: Blaster Pistol 1d2 atk (ranged) (one handed)
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 0/3

Augustus:
Hands: Plasma Rifle 1d3 atk, +1 def (ranged) (one handed)
Armor:
Items: Cybertronium Helmet +1 def
Energon: 1/3

Pimp Willy (stealthed):
Hands: Crystal Sword 1d3 atk (melee) (one handed)
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 0/3

Alpha:
Hands: Fuel Truck 3d2 (melee) (two handed) (one use)
Armor:
Items: Ship Inventory List
Energon: 0/3

Hecatom:
Hands: Blaster Shield 1 def (one handed)
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 1/3

Wheels83:
Hands:
Armor:
Items:
Energon: 1/3

ForgeDigger:
Hands:
Armor:
Items: Plasma Grenade, Plasma Grenade
Energon: 0/3

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Arena Effects for Phase 4:

Meteors and earthquakes are intensifying on Cybertron!  Each player there has a 40% chance to be hit by a meteor and suffering 2d5 ranged damage unless they ESCAPE from Cybertron!
Each player also has a 30% chance to take 2d4 melee damage from earthquakes unless they ESCAPE.

Special Main Action available:

ESCAPE (please specify which color ship you want to escape in.  If no ship is clearly specified, your action is invalid.)  From a distance, it appears that the ships only have room for one Transformer and have items inside them!  Multiple players attempting to board the same ship will result in a random player succeeding.

Available ships:
Red
Gray
Silver
Iridescent


These players are traveling in ships and may not be targeted or perform actions that target other players this phase:

drwill439 (will land in 2 phases)
Skizzz (will land in 2 phases)
Missing Person (will land next phase)

On Earth, the Pentagon (0 atk/8 def NPC) is joining the battle.  If the Pentagon is active at the end of this phase, it will attack two random player with drones causing 1d4 ranged damage each.

Order of Actions: Players > Meteors > Earthquakes > Pentagon
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Equipment available for scavenging on Cybertron:

Spoiler for Weapons:
Blaster Rifle 1d3 atk (ranged) (one handed)
Pulse Gun 1d4 atk (ranged) (one handed)
Pulse Cannon 2d2 atk (ranged) (two handed)
Laser Blade 1d2 atk (melee) (one handed)
Crystal Sword 1d3 atk (melee) (one handed)
Palladium Sabre 1d4 atk (melee) (one handed)
Blaster Shield 1 def
Spoiler for Armor:
Palladium Armor 1 def
Titanium Armor 2 def
Cybertronium Armor 4 def
Spoiler for Items:
Damaged Database (info on 7 random players still alive)
Cybertronium Helmet +1 def
Starmap (-1 ship travel time)
The Matrix of Leadership (varied unknown effect)
Energon (9 cubes left)
Ship Inventory List (info on Cybertronian ships)
Plasma Grenade 2 atk (ranged, one time use)

Equipment available for scavenging on Earth:
Spoiler for Weapons:
Tree 1d2 (melee) (one handed)  (5 left)
Boulder 2d2 (ranged) (one handed) (one use) (3 left)
Car Hood 1 def (one handed)
Spoiler for Armor:
Scrap Metal Housing 1 def
Spoiler for Items:
Rubber Tires (-1 def to target this phase) (drops after use)
Wrecking Ball (1d2 damage to target this phase) (drops after use)
Energon (28 left)

Since it's the weekend, this phase will last 36 hours.  Main actions must be submitted by PM and will be locked in at 12PM EST Monday, 3/30 (noon).  For this phase, there are

Will you attack, defend, stealth, evade, TRANSFORM!, scavenge, infuse, or ESCAPE?

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #124 on: March 28, 2015, 09:39:08 pm »
Zoo rolled leader and afkd from the game? Lol figures
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2015, 09:41:52 pm »
LMAO
Now the decepticons are fucked, lololol
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2015, 09:42:39 pm »
lol

Suck shit Deceptinerds.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #127 on: March 28, 2015, 09:44:36 pm »
I'm safe in this ship, right? This is like a modified mafia game, so the Auto bots are probably gonna gun for a confirmed Deception first to gain that buff quicker...

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #128 on: March 28, 2015, 09:46:34 pm »
So how do we safely kill dr will?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #129 on: March 28, 2015, 09:52:07 pm »
Is this just gonna be another hazardfest? You know those don't make the game fun.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #130 on: March 28, 2015, 09:54:11 pm »
Decepticons, as your new leader, I'm instituting a new order. Any Transformer that claims to be an Autobot will be investigated thoroughly and disposed of.
Good day.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #131 on: March 28, 2015, 09:59:57 pm »
I'm safe in this ship, right? This is like a modified mafia game, so the Auto bots are probably gonna gun for a confirmed Deception first to gain that buff quicker...

I'm sorry, what is this buff that you speak of? Are you saying that we get more powerful if we kill you?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #132 on: March 28, 2015, 10:00:58 pm »
I'm safe in this ship, right? This is like a modified mafia game, so the Auto bots are probably gonna gun for a confirmed Deception first to gain that buff quicker...

I'm sorry, what is this buff that you speak of? Are you saying that we get more powerful if we kill you?

Not just me, but my army as well.
Once all you puny Autobots die, my armada will gain attack damage.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #133 on: March 28, 2015, 10:07:41 pm »
I'm safe in this ship, right? This is like a modified mafia game, so the Auto bots are probably gonna gun for a confirmed Deception first to gain that buff quicker...

I'm sorry, what is this buff that you speak of? Are you saying that we get more powerful if we kill you?

Not just me, but my army as well.
Once all you puny Autobots die, my armada will gain attack damage. armor fortification.

The mighty Starscream never makes clerical errors...

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #134 on: March 28, 2015, 11:51:05 pm »
Question:

The write up says will got +4/+4, right? That's not including his iridium armor?

Because holy shit if it doesn't. This fucker's not going down easy. And no way he's not gonna take at least one of us out before that.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #135 on: March 28, 2015, 11:52:20 pm »
Also it says that there was iridium armor in his ship but he didn't take it? lol
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #136 on: March 28, 2015, 11:54:45 pm »
Also it says that there was iridium armor in his ship but he didn't take it? lol

The mighty Starscream already had Iridium Armor from the day before he went aboard his ship. He finds it redundant to wear too much, as it would stifle his movement as he thrashes the servos of the puny Optimus Prime, as he wish he had done to Megatron.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #137 on: March 28, 2015, 11:57:01 pm »
can I have it?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #138 on: March 29, 2015, 12:00:30 am »
can I have it?

You must prove your loyalty to the cause of the Decepticons! Go forth and bring back the head of an Autobot if you wish to hold the armor!
(I think I'm getting too into this...)
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #139 on: March 29, 2015, 12:06:23 am »
(Also, looking at the OP again, I seem to have messed up. When all the Autobots die, the Decepticons start the next phase with 3 energon, and the same for the Autobots in the event that all of the Decepticons die. The Autobots still have a slight advantage with Optimus alive, since it grants them extra defense.)
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #140 on: March 29, 2015, 12:07:31 am »
Apologize to @jasonC and everyone elsefor not submitting any action last phase before I died or bothering to post at all after day 1 got slammed at work super busy and I found out a co worker died so the mafia game was completely blanked out of my mind.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #141 on: March 29, 2015, 12:07:35 am »
how would I even know who the autobots are? :(

Also without Megatron I'm a sitting duck.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #142 on: March 29, 2015, 12:13:44 am »
how would I even know who the autobots are? :(

Also without Megatron I'm a sitting duck.

Yeah, There's not much I can do about that from my ship. I'm assuming Alpha is one due to this post
I'm safe in this ship, right? This is like a modified mafia game, so the Auto bots are probably gonna gun for a confirmed Deception first to gain that buff quicker...

I'm sorry, what is this buff that you speak of? Are you saying that we get more powerful if we kill you?
That's pretty strong evidence. The noble Starscream can only do so much, though. I honestly shouldn't have jumped ship so quickly, there isn't shit on Earth worth any value except for energon and whatever the Pentagon drops (if anything). MP, if you don't mind, we should dispose of that nuisance. Those humans and their pesky zap guns will only tire me out in my quest to rid myself of the Autobots.

Also, Zoolander, my condolences.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #143 on: March 29, 2015, 12:15:54 am »
Oh I thought you could trade lol.
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #144 on: March 29, 2015, 01:15:21 am »
What's in it for me to help you will?

I hijacked a ship and all I got was this lousy energon.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #145 on: March 29, 2015, 02:29:49 am »
Will, trade me your spare iridium armor and then I'll kill Alpha. c;
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #146 on: March 29, 2015, 02:52:32 am »
Anyone that hates Murrica should send me some defense though.

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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #147 on: March 29, 2015, 08:50:14 am »


Admittedly, I was never really into transformers. So I have a questions for those of you who were. In the show or whatever, who got to Earth from Cybertron first? Autobots or decepticons?
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #148 on: March 29, 2015, 09:56:43 am »
What's in it for me to help you will?

I hijacked a ship and all I got was this lousy energon.

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Will, trade me your spare iridium armor and then I'll kill Alpha. c;

I'll have to go with the offer on this new planet. MP, I'll give you the spare armor if you help me kill the Pentagon.
(also, I hope the feds aren't reading this page. "Kill the Pentagon" isn't necessarily something they'd like to see written.)
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Re: JTM Arena II: Transformers - End of Phase 3 - Death of a King
« Reply #149 on: March 29, 2015, 10:03:22 am »
It seems that Starscream is almost more powerful than Megatron; would Optimus Prime have a counterpart that means maybe he should give himself up to die instead?
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