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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 12
« on: July 22, 2017, 08:38:26 pm »
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

Players
Blindknagg
jasonC
Missing Person
Reiraku
Pimp Willy

@Blindknagg
@jasonC
@Missing Person
@Reiraku
@Pimp Willy

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 11
« on: July 07, 2017, 10:52:37 pm »
Dusk phase is over. Marks have been revealed.

It is now Night phase.

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 10
« on: July 01, 2017, 04:13:32 am »
Night Phase results:

Blindknagg has an Artifact.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

Players
DrWilgy
Reiraku
jasonC
Blindknagg
Fruit Punch Samurai G

@DrWilgy
@Reiraku
@jasonC
@Blindknagg
@Fruit Punch Samurai G

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 9
« on: June 24, 2017, 08:26:31 am »
Night Phase results:

Missing Person has an Artifact.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

Players
DrWilgy
Missing Person
Reiraku
Synonym
Blindknagg
jasonC
Pimp Willy

@DrWilgy
@Missing Person
@Reiraku
@Synonym
@Blindknagg
@jasonC
@Pimp Willy

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 8
« on: June 17, 2017, 04:16:25 pm »
Night phase results:

Blindknagg has an Artifact.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

Players
jasonC
Missing Person
Synonym
Blindknagg
Reiraku
ForgeDigger
Pimp Willy
DrWilgy

@jasonC
@Missing Person
@Synonym
@Blindknagg
@Reiraku
@ForgeDigger
@Pimp Willy
@DrWilgy

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Fighting Game Discussion / Dragon Ball FighterZ
« on: June 11, 2017, 04:41:55 pm »
Thank fuck for this game. Was super disappointed at the leaked roster (if true) for Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite, so this is probably gonna end up as my go to game.



Spoiler for Hiden:
pls let me make a shota team

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 7
« on: June 09, 2017, 04:45:43 am »
Night Phase 1/3
Reiraku has a Shield.

It is still Night.

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 6
« on: June 02, 2017, 04:00:22 am »
Night Phase 1/3
Nobody has a Shield.

It is still Night.

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 5
« on: May 27, 2017, 05:17:14 am »
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

@Blindknagg
@ForgeDigger
@jasonC
@Missing Person
@Pimp Willy
@Reiraku

Players
Blindknagg
ForgeDigger
jasonC
Missing Person
Pimp Willy
Reiraku

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 4
« on: May 20, 2017, 04:26:13 am »
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Votes due/game ends in

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 3
« on: May 13, 2017, 03:59:16 am »
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

@Blindknagg
@DrWilgy
@jasonC
@Missing Person
@Pimp Willy

Votes due/game ends in

[Also, Forge still has the GM role, so I couldn't post this in the Mafia Game Thread subforum. Will move it to there once permissions are fixed.]

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Sign-ups/basic rules are now live for Ratchet Deadlocked/Gladiator HD on SRK.

http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/214284/srk-arena-iv-ratchet-deadlocked-gladiator-hd-sign-up-thread/

Previous players/spectators (Didn't realise how many players moved with us to JTM lol):
@Vynce (?)
@DukeC
@Missing Person
@I Lurker
@Augustus
@Skizzz
@GodotsRevenge
@ForgeDigger
@Aidebit
@Pimp Willy
@Synonym
@RadicalFuzz
@ZOOLANDER
@3rdstrikelove
@Blindknagg
@jasonC
@exodus
@Sumazndude
@XthAtGAm3RGuYX

@Bious
@Hecatom
@The Chief
@Cyntalan

Also, active JTM members that may be interested:
@Cobalt
@DrWilgy (FINISH THE FUCKING OTHER GAMES YOU CUNT YOU'RE OFFICIALLY HOLDING THIS GAME UP)
@Fruit Punch Samurai G 
@Reiraku
@The-Co-Jones
@vonvorto
(If any of you new guys don't want to play/sponsor, it's still worth reading the original game for a JTM history lesson on Turretius.)

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Old Game Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Game 2
« on: March 04, 2017, 04:13:26 am »
TOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

Reminder: For this game, all questions with a player tagged in the first 18 hours must be answered by the tagged player in the first 30 hours.

Time until 18 hour mark:
Time until 30 hour mark:
Time until votes due/game end:

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Mafia General / One Night Ultimate Toogs - ELO Ranking Thread
« on: March 01, 2017, 05:27:11 pm »
Current One Night Ultimate Toogs Rank (Game 12):

RankPlayerRatingMovement
1jasonC1744(UP 2)
2Reiraku1689(DOWN 1)
3Missing Person1575(DOWN 1)
4Fruit Punch Samurai G1418(NO CHANGE)
5Pimp Willy1228(NO CHANGE)
6Blindknagg1178(UP 6)
7ForgeDigger1140(DOWN 1)
8RadicalFuzz1140(DOWN 1)
9Synonym1129(DOWN 1)
10DrWilgy1100(DOWN 1)
11Bious1083(DOWN 1)
12I Lurker1081(DOWN 1)

Game 11:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Reiraku1728(UP 1)
2Missing Person1653(DOWN 1)
3jasonC1619(NO CHANGE)
4Fruit Punch Samurai G1418(NO CHANGE)
5Pimp Willy1306(DOWN 1)
6ForgeDigger1140(UP 1)
7RadicalFuzz1140(UP 1)
8Synonym1129(UP 1)
9DrWilgy1100(DOWN 3)
10Bious1083(NO CHANGE)
11I Lurker1081(UP 1)
12Blindknagg1022(DOWN 1)

Game 10:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Missing Person1653(NO CHANGE)
2Reiraku1631(NO CHANGE)
3jasonC1523(NO CHANGE)
4Fruit Punch Samurai G1418(UP 1)
5Pimp Willy1366(DOWN 1)
6DrWilgy1160(NO CHANGE)
7ForgeDigger1140(NO CHANGE)
8RadicalFuzz1140(NO CHANGE)
9Synonym1129(NO CHANGE)
10Bious1083(NO CHANGE)
11Blindknagg1082(UP 1)
12I Lurker1081(DOWN 1)

Game 9:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Missing Person1653(NO CHANGE)
2Reiraku1534(NO CHANGE)
3jasonC1425(NO CHANGE)
4Pimp Willy1366(UP 2)
5Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(DOWN 1)
6DrWilgy1221(DOWN 1)
7ForgeDigger1140(UP 1)
8RadicalFuzz1140(UP 1)
9Synonym1129(DOWN 2)
10Bious1083(NO CHANGE)
11I Lurker1081(NO CHANGE)
12Blindknagg985(NO CHANGE)

Game 8:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Missing Person1559(UP 1)
2Reiraku1440(DOWN 1)
3jasonC1331(UP 1)
4Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(DOWN 1)
5DrWilgy1279(NO CHANGE)
6Pimp Willy1272(UP 1)
7Synonym1187(UP 3)
8ForgeDigger1140(DOWN 2)
9RadicalFuzz1140(DOWN 1)
10Bious1083(NO CHANGE)
11I Lurker1081(UP 1)
12Blindknagg1043(DOWN 3)

Game 7:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Reiraku1505(NO CHANGE)
2Missing Person1455(NO CHANGE)
3Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(NO CHANGE)
4jasonC1227(NO CHANGE)
5DrWilgy1175(NO CHANGE)
6ForgeDigger1173(NO CHANGE)
7Pimp Willy1168(NO CHANGE)
8RadicalFuzz1140(NO CHANGE)
9Blindknagg1108(UP 3)
10Bious1083(DOWN 1)
10Synonym1083(DOWN 1)
12I Lurker1081(DOWN 1)

Game 6:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Reiraku1409(UP 1)
2Missing Person1359(UP 1)
3Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(DOWN 2)
4jasonC1227(UP 1)
5DrWilgy1175(UP 1)
6ForgeDigger1173(UP 1)
7Pimp Willy1168(DOWN 3)
8RadicalFuzz1140(NO CHANGE)
9Bious1083(UP 1)
9Synonym1083(UP 1)
11I Lurker1081(DOWN 3)
12Blindknagg1012(NO CHANGE)

Game 5:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(NO CHANGE)
2Reiraku1315(UP 1)
3Missing Person1264(UP 2)
4Pimp Willy1227(DOWN 2)
5jasonC1227(UP 3)
6DrWilgy1175(DOWN 2)
7ForgeDigger1173(UP 2)
8I Lurker1140(DOWN 2)
8RadicalFuzz1140(DOWN 2)
10Bious1083(DOWN 1)
10Synonym1083(DOWN 1)
12Blindknagg918(NO CHANGE)

Game 4:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(NO CHANGE)
2Pimp Willy1283(NO CHANGE)
3Reiraku1225(UP 2)
4DrWilgy1175(DOWN 1)
5Missing Person1174(DOWN 1)
6I Lurker1140(NO CHANGE)
6RadicalFuzz1140(NO CHANGE)
8jasonC1136(UP 3)
9Bious1083(DOWN 1)
9ForgeDigger1083(DOWN 1)
9Synonym1083(DOWN 1)
12Blindknagg974(NO CHANGE)

Game 3:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(NO CHANGE)
2Pimp Willy1201(NO CHANGE)
3DrWilgy1175(DOWN 1)
4Missing Person1174(UP 4)
5Reiraku1143(DOWN 1)
6I Lurker1140(DOWN 1)
6RadicalFuzz1140(DOWN 1)
8Bious1083(NO CHANGE)
8ForgeDigger1083(NO CHANGE)
8Synonym1083(NO CHANGE)
11jasonC1054(DOWN 4)
12Blindknagg1025(DOWN 4)

Game 2:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRatingMovement
1Fruit Punch Samurai G1320(NO CHANGE)
2DrWilgy1232(NO CHANGE)
2Pimp Willy1232(NO CHANGE)
4Reiraku1143(NEW)
5I Lurker1140(DOWN 3)
5RadicalFuzz1140(DOWN 3)
7jasonC1112(DOWN 5)
8Bious1083(DOWN 6)
8Blindknagg1083(DOWN 6)
8ForgeDigger1083(DOWN 6)
8Missing Person1083(DOWN 6)
8Synonym1083(DOWN 6)

Game 1:
Spoiler for Hiden:
RankPlayerRating
1Fruit Punch Samurai G1320
2Bious1140
2Blindknagg1140
2DrWilgy1140
2ForgeDigger1140
2I Lurker1140
2jasonC1140
2Missing Person1140
2Pimp Willy1140
2RadicalFuzz1140
2Synonym1140

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Sign-up Threads / One Night Ultimate Toogs - Rules/Weekly Sign-Up Thread
« on: February 20, 2017, 12:54:43 am »
One Night Ultimate Toogs is the JTM adaptation of the card game 'One Night Ultimate Werewolf'. Here's how it works:

Each player is assigned a role, with 3 extra roles put in the 'Centre' as Centre cards 1, 2 and 3. The game starts at Night phase, where everyone uses their Abilities to affect the game. Once Night phase is up, Day phase begins and everyone is free to discuss the events of the Night. At the end of the Day, the player with the most votes is killed. If there is a tie, all players with the most votes are killed. If no player receives more than one vote, no one dies.

The Village team wins:

1) If at least one Toogs dies. Even if one or more players who are not Toogs die in addition to a Toogs dying, everyone on the Village team wins.
2) If no one is a Toogs and no one dies. It is possible for no one to be a Toogs if all Toogs cards are in the Centre.

The Toogs team only wins if at least one player is a Toogs and no Toogs are killed.

The following roles are available in One Night Ultimate Toogs:

(Please note the difference between may and must. May indicates that the action is optional; must indicates that the action is mandatory.)

Village
Spoiler for Hiden:

Villager: The Villager has no Abilities.
Message: You are a Villager. No action is required.


Seer: At Night, the Seer may either look either at one other player's role or at two of the Centre roles, but does not move them.
Message: You are a Seer. Please submit your action as either 'Look: (Player)' or 'Look: Centre role (1/2/3) and Centre role (1/2/3)'.
Result: (Player) is (Role).
OR
Result: Centre role (1/2/3) is (Role) and Centre role (1/2/3) is (Role).


Robber: At Night, the Robber may choose to rob a role from another player and give his role to that player. Then, the Robber receives his new role. The Robber is on the team of the role he takes, however, he does not do the Ability of his new role at Night.
Message: You are a Robber. Please submit your action as 'Rob: (Player)'.
Result: You are now a (Role).


Troublemaker: At Night, the Troublemaker may switch the roles of two other players without looking at those roles. The players who receive a different role are now the role and team of their new role, even though they don't know what role that is until the end of the game.
Message: You are a Troublemaker. Please submit your action as 'Swap: (Player) and (Player)'.


Mason: The Mason has no Night Ability. The Mason knows the identity of the other Mason. If there is only one Mason, they will be told that there are no other Masons (i.e. the other Mason card is in the centre).
Message: You are a Mason. The other Mason is (Player).
OR
Message: You are a Mason. There are no other Masons.
IF DOPPELGÄNGER IS A MASON
Message: You are a Mason. The other Masons are (Player) and (Player).


Drunk: The Drunk exchanges their role with one of the three Centre roles, and does not look at their new role. The Drunk is now the new role in front of them (even though he doesn't know what the new role is) and is on that team.
Message: You are a Drunk. Please submit your action as 'Take: Centre role (1/2/3)'.


Insomniac: After all other Abilities have been performed, the Insomniac is told of the role they currently hold.
Message: You are an Insomniac. You will be told the role you hold at the end of the Night phase.
Message: Your new role is (Role).


Hunter: The Hunter has no Night Ability. If the Hunter dies, the player the Hunter has voted for dies as well (regardless of how many votes his target receives).
Message: You are a Hunter. No action is required.


Doppelgänger: The Doppelgänger starts their phase before the Night phase and chooses one player's role to look at. The Doppelgänger takes on the role and team of whatever role they view. The Doppelgänger then does the action of the role they viewed during the Night phase. If a player receives the Doppelgänger role during the Night, they retain the role the Doppelgänger originally viewed. All information roles (e.g. Seer, Robber) will see the Doppelgänger as a Doppelgänger and not the role the Doppelgänger has taken on.
Message: You are a Doppelgänger. Please submit your action as 'Look: (Player)'.

Grande

PLACEHOLDER
Sentinel: The Sentinel starts their phase before the Night phase and places a Shield on any other player. The player that was Shielded will be announced publicly when roles (that aren't Sentinel and Doppelgänger) are distributed. The Shielded player's role cannot be viewed or moved, and cannot have an Artifact assigned to them. If the Robber, Drunk or Insomniac is Shielded, they cannot perform any action (as their actions require them to move or view their own role). If the Witch is Shielded, they cannot swap their own role, but may still swap another player's role.
Message: You are a Sentinel. Please submit your action as 'Shield: (Player)'.
Public Message: (Player) has a Shield.

PLACEHOLDER
Apprentice Seer: At Night, the Apprentice Seer may look at one of the centre roles.
Message: You are an Apprentice Seer. Please submit your action as 'Look: Centre role (1/2/3).
Result: Centre role (1/2/3) is (Role).

PLACEHOLDER
Paranormal Investigator: At Night, the Paranormal Investigator looks at up to 2 player's roles, one at a time. If they view a Toogs or Tanner, they cannot view any more roles and become a Toogs or Tanner respectively. The Paranormal Investigator may opt to look at 1 player's role and receive the result halfway through the Night phase, then look at another player's role. Doppelgänger does not count as a Toogs or Tanner, regardless of the Doppelgänger's alignment.
Message: You are a Paranormal Investigator. Please submit your action as 'Look: 1. (Player) and 2. (Player)' (ordered by look preference).
Result: 1. (Player) is (Role) and 2. (Player) is (Role)
IF INVESTIGATED PLAYER IS A TOOGS
(Player) is (Toogs Role). You are now a Toogs.
IF INVESTIGATED PLAYER IS A TANNER
(Player) is a Tanner. You are now a Tanner.

PLACEHOLDER
Witch: During the first half of the Night, the Witch may look at one of the Centre roles. If they do, they must exchange the Centre role with any player's role in the second half of the Night. If the Witch gives themselves a Centre role, they do not perform the Centre role's action.
Message: You are a Witch. Please submit your action as 'Look: Centre role (1/2/3).
Result: Centre role (1/2/3) is (Role). Please submit your action as 'Swap: (Player)'.

PLACEHOLDER
Village Idiot: During the Night, the Village Idiot may move all roles except their own 1 player slot up or 1 player slot down. Player order is determined by sign-up order.
Message: You are a Village Idiot. Please submit your action as 'Move: (Up/Down)'.

PLACEHOLDER
Revealer: During the first half of the Night, the Revealer may choose a player to have their role revealed publicly at the start of the Day phase. Any roles after the Revealer in the order of Abilities will also be informed of the role during the Night. If the Revealer chooses a Toogs or a Tanner, the Revealer is told their role, but the role will not be revealed publicly. The Doppelgänger and Paranormal Investigator do not count as Toogs or Tanner, regardless of their alignment.
Message: You are a Revealer. Please submit your action as 'Reveal: (Player)'.
Result: (Player) has been revealed as (Role).
Public Message: (Player) has been revealed as (Role).

PLACEHOLDER
Curator: During the Night, the Curator may give an Artifact to any player. Artifacts are randomised and assigned numbers 1-6 (similar to Centre roles). If a d.Curator exists, they will be asked to make a second preference (for both Artifact and player) in the event that both Curators choose the same Artifact and/or player. At the start of the Day phase, the player with the Artifact is publicly announced.
Message: You are a Curator. Please submit your action as 'Give: Artifact (1/2/3/4/5/6) to (Player)'.
Public Message: (Player) has an Artifact.
ARTIFACTS
At the start of the Day phase, any Player with an Artifact will be notified of which Artifact they are holding. Artifact team assignments override any role that player currently has.
Star of the Toogs: The player with this Artifact is a Toogs.
Axe of the Villager: The player with this Artifact is a Villager.
Wrench of the Tanner: The player with this Artifact is a Tanner.
MP's Last Gasp: This Artifact has no effect.
Mask of Shitposting: The player with this Artifact may only communicate in gifs. These gifs must not be customised (e.g. no text over the top with information specific to the game).
Autism: The player with this Artifact must change their avatar to a My Little Pony avatar.

PLACEHOLDER
Bodyguard: At the end of the Day phase, the player the Bodyguard voted for cannot be killed. If this happens, the player with the second most votes is killed.
Message: You are a Bodyguard. No action is required.

Toogs
Spoiler for Hiden:

Toogs: The Toogs have no Night Ability unless they are a lone Toogs. Toogs are told of the identity of any other Toogs. If there is only one Toogs in the game, they may look at one of the centre roles. Note: This is also applicable to Head Toogs and Mystic Toogs.
Message: You are a Toogs. The other Toogs is (Player).
OR
Message: You are a lone Toogs. Please submit your action as 'Look: Centre role (1/2/3)'.
Result: Centre role (1/2/3) is (Role).


Minion: The Minion has no Night Ability. The Minion is told of all Toogs identities, but the Toogs do not know the Minion's identity. The Minion has the following win conditions:
1) If no Toogs are killed and the Minion is alive
2) If no Toogs are killed and the Minion is killed
3) If no players are Toogs and the Minion is alive
Message: You are a Minion. The Toogs (is/are) (Player) (and (Player)). No action is required.
OR
Message: You are a Minion. There are no Toogs. No action is required.

Grande

PLACEHOLDER
Head Toogs: If the Head Toogs is in the game, Centre role 4 will be added. Centre role 4 will be a generic Toogs role. All roles that interact with Centre roles may interact with Centre role 4. At Night, the Head Toogs must swap Centre role 4 with a non-Toogs player's role.
Message: You are a Head Toogs. Please submit your action as 'Swap: (Player)'.

PLACEHOLDER
Mystic Toogs: The Mystic Toogs may look at one other player's role.
Message: You are a Mystic Toogs. Please submit your action as 'Look: (Player)'.

PLACEHOLDER
AFK Toogs: The AFK Toogs does not know the identity of the other Toogs. All other Toogs and the Minion know the identity of the AFK Toogs.
Message: You are an AFK Toogs. No action is required.

Third Party
Spoiler for Hiden:

Tanner: The Tanner has no Night Ability. The Tanner only wins if they die. If the Tanner dies and no Toogs die, the Toogs do not win. If the Tanner dies and a Toogs also dies, the Village team wins too. The Tanner is considered a member of the Village (but is not on their team), so if the Tanner dies when all Toogs are in the centre, the Village team loses.
Message: You are a Tanner. No action is required.

The order of Abilities is as follows:
(Note: d.(Role) denotes the role if the Doppelgänger viewed it. e.g. If the Doppelgänger views the Robber card, the Doppelgänger would take their turn at d.Robber.)

Sentinel
Doppelgänger
d.Seer = d.Robber = d.Troublemaker = d.Drunk
Lone Toogs
Head Toogs
Mystic Toogs
Seer
Apprentice Seer
Paranormal Investigator
Robber
Witch
Troublemaker
Village Idiot
Drunk
Insomniac
d.Insomniac
Revealer
d.Revealer
Curator
d.Curator

If a player does not submit an action in time, they will not perform an action UNLESS they are the Drunk, Head Toogs or Witch that has looked at a Centre card. The Drunk and Head Toogs are required to take an action at Night and their action will be randomised. The Witch is required to exchange a Centre card they have looked at and their action will be randomised. Both will be told of the randomised result.

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Other Game Threads / A Blank Canvynce
« on: August 08, 2016, 05:12:12 am »
As promised, here it is.



Best edit wins. If it's good enough, it might be our new Skizzzgasm (which would make Vynce the first member to have 2 emotes dedicated to him).

I'll start with an easy one (re: lazy). When the sun hits your face juuuuuust right.



@Blindknagg and @DrWilgy, I'm expecting good things from you two especially.

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General Discussion / Business Class, Bitches.
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:48:33 am »
Day 1 of my 14 day money burn (featuring Poland and Milan):

Business class is nice. So far it's just been free food and booze in the airport lounge, but I'm sure the plane is nice too.



wtf JTM your image is drunker than me.

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ONLY AWSUM PPL R ALOUD IN DIS THRED!!!!!!!!!!!! & U HAV 2 B AT LEAST 9 BCOZ NO KIDZ ALOWD OR U WIL B BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS TALK ABOT ADOLT THINGS LIKE DOING SEX ND DRINKIN B33R  :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot: :votebot:

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Other Game Threads / Clusterfuck 1 - Let The Fucks Begin
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:17:50 am »
Welcome to the first ever game of Clusterfuck! The self-managing game that everyone can play whenever they feel like it and not have to worry about commitments!

 :votebot: WHAT IS CLUSTERFUCK?  :votebot:
Fuck idk. I'll try and explain it as best I can from the rough idea in my head. The gist of it is that we start with a stimulus drawing of an object (animal/vegetable/mineral/whatever tumblr puts in this category), then a player adds another object to the drawing, then the next player takes that player's drawing and adds another object and so on. Any player can add on to the drawing at any time and nobody has designated turns or deadlines. The idea is that we end up with a clusterfuck picture filled with all our little submissions. The winner is the player that posts the final image, deemed perfect by everyone else (i.e. no other submissions are made for a week). The winner will then create the next Clusterfuck thread and submit the first object (or I'll do it if they cbf).


 :votebot: WHAT PROGRAMS CAN WE USE?  :votebot:
Any image editing software is fine. Most people will opt for MSPaint, but there's no software restriction like in MSPaint Whispers, so Photoshop, Gimp, etc. are fine.


 :votebot: CAN I DIRECTLY COPY THE PREVIOUS IMAGE AND ADD ON TO IT?  :votebot:
Sure can, little buddy. For example, if this is the starting image, you can ctrl+c it and just put whatever you want with it:

EXAMPLE:
--->


 :votebot: CAN I REDRAW THE PREVIOUS IMAGE AND ADD ON TO IT?  :votebot:
If you can be fucked, go for it. As long as you keep the major components/objects in the picture in relatively the same position, knock yourself out.

EXAMPLE:
--->


 :votebot: CAN I EDIT EXISTING PARTS OF THE PREVIOUS IMAGE?  :votebot:
If you need to edit some of the previous objects to get your object in, that's fine.

EXAMPLE:
--->


 :votebot: CAN I USE PRE-EXISTING OBJECTS LIKE PHOTOS AND CLIP-ART?  :votebot:
If you really don't wanna draw or feel like a photo would work better, I'll allow it.

EXAMPLE:
--->


 :votebot: THERE'S NO ROOM LEFT IN THE IMAGE.  :votebot:
Not a question.


 :votebot: THERE'S NO ROOM LEFT IN THE IMAGE?  :votebot:
Make some more room! You're not constricted to the borders of the previous image, so add some space whenever you need it.

EXAMPLE:
--->


 :votebot: CAN I MAKE A REALLY ELABORATE OBJECT THAT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE IMAGE?  :votebot:
Well the idea is that we all sorta contribute bits and pieces, but if you wanna draw 'the rest of the picture', you can. Players can still add to your picture though.


 :votebot: I'M NOT ON A PC AND HAVE NO IMAGE EDITING SOFTWARE. WAT DO?  :votebot:
Yeah, this is a problem I'm going to try and fix by coming up with another game, probably text-based. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple different minigames running in the background on JTM that we can mindlessly touch every now and then (just like my dick). For now, you don't have to be actively playing to post in this thread. Come talk about the image, what you wanna see, how fucking bad RadicalFuzz's submissions are, etc.


 :votebot: THIS GAME'S SHIT.  :votebot:
Not a qu-

 :votebot: ?  :votebot:
Yeah, it's possible this might turn out to be a dud, but I figured it was worth a shot. If this thread doesn't work out, meh. It's just a trial run anyway.


 :votebot: CAN WE PLAY NOW?  :votebot:
Yep. Here's your starting image. Have fun!


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General Discussion / The JTM Music Challenge
« on: December 07, 2015, 06:56:35 am »
 :votebot: Rules: :votebot:

  -Each post must contain a link to a song.
  -You must listen to each song (all the way to the end) in the thread before you can post. Obviously not every time you post, but the idea is you've listened to every song in the thread.
  -No loops. Don't wanna get stuck on a 10 hour loop of some weeb shit.
  -No full albums. At least not in the one post.
  -You can't post twice in a row. Just to stop someone from flooding the thread. At least not without co-operation.
  -Let's put a 10ish minute cap on the songs.
  -You have to listen to the songs you post as well. You suffer with us.
  -"Gee ✰Alpha✰, what's with all the rules? Rules are shit." Yeah, you're right, but gotta try and stop shitposters like Synonym from ruining the thread even more than expected.

So yeah, let's see who uses this opportunity to share decent songs they've found and who will use it to make us listen to Rick Astley 20 times on the first page (hint: everyone).

I'll start things off with a fairly safe bet:


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Other Game Threads / 'Bank' Gauge of Interest
« on: December 02, 2015, 05:28:20 am »
So today I finally managed to get the HDD out of my dead laptop (which means I've recovered some files for games I was planning, plus all the behind the scenes files for Ratchet: Gladiator if we ever want to run that back) and I found what appears to be some sort of yomi game that I'd designed years ago. Looks like it has potential, just gonna post the rules here and see if you guys are interested in running it in some sort of forum form as an interim break from Mafia games.


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General Discussion / Vyncemas 2015
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:34:59 am »
So family's started asking what I want for Vyncemas. Post cool shit for me to ask for.

Also, general Vyncemas thread. Post decorations, presents or most importantly, people who live nearby with shitty Vyncemas lights.

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Lovers' Conversation Archive / The Beneficial Marriage
« on: September 18, 2015, 07:10:15 am »
Louise Ellis has found Nolan Ross.

@Skizzz, you get one extra investigation for Night 2.
@Baramur, you are now a Civilian.

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Loser's Lounge Archive / The Stowaway
« on: September 17, 2015, 07:11:41 pm »
You're in here because either the thread is bad for lynching you or you got killed at Night because the player that killed you is bad.

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Old Game Threads / Talk Shit, Get Hit.
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:04:09 am »
If you want to trash-talk a fellow player, do it in this thread. Don't clutter my awesome game with your inane arguments.

KEEP ALL GAME RELATED TALK IN THE GAME THREAD

I'll start us off.

RadicalFuzz, you are a wanker.

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Old Game Threads / Jesus Toast Mafia VII: Revenge - Day 7, Dig Two Graves
« on: September 16, 2015, 07:09:41 am »
Day 1: Vengeance With A Side Of Retribution

Well, we made it.
Ems, remind me what we're doing here?
My father was wrongfully accused of a crime he didn't commit. He was then killed in prison and now I'm going to make the people who set him up pay.
Yeah, I got all that from the video ✰Alpha✰ posted. My question was what are we doing here in Australia?
My father has a connection to Australia.
Oh?
You know who else was taken prisoner and sent away from their family?
Who?
Convicts.
waht
Convicts were sent to Australia, where they were brutally murdered, just like my father.
I think you'll find that it was the Aborigines that were brutally slaughtered.
Yeah, but that's different. They're black.
Good point.
Plus, I heard the Graysons were on holiday here.
That's definitely a better reason to come here than whatever the fuck you said before that.
So yeah, my plan is to just kill everyone in Australia, and by process of elimination, all the Graysons will have been punished for their crimes.
Mass homicide? I like it. But didn't you take a bunch of our friends here too under the pretence of buying them each a didgeridoo?
That's alright, I'll just not kill them.
Ems, nobody in Australia is recognisable. Everybody instantly grows a beard as soon as they set foot in the country. Look, you've got a full thick beard already.
I don't see it.
That's because our pictures were taken before we got here.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well then, I'll just kill them and remove their beards to see who they are.
Solid plan. I have absolutely no qualms with it and can see absolutely nothing going wrong.
Alright then mate, let's get bloody going and what the fuck did I just say.
Oh yeah, that's another side effect of being in Australia. You start to speak in Aussie lingo, or Australian dialect for you baka gaijins out there.
Fucks sake cunt.
Oath.
So ready to start culling some fucks?
Fuck yeah.

Rules:

Spoiler for Hiden:
Civilians:
Spoiler for Hiden:

Amanda Clarke: You start the game with Emily Thorne's identity. If you are killed, the Graysons win the game. You may perform 0-3 unique actions from the following list per Night Phase:

Investigate: Investigate a Player to determine if they are a Grayson.
Protect: Protect another Player.
Kill: Kill a Player.

Emily Thorne: You start the game with Amanda Clarke's identity. If Amanda Clarke dies, that player will be revealed as Emily Thorne and you will replace Amanda Clarke.

Nolan Ross: You start the game with Amanda Clarke's identity. During Night Phase, you may Investigate a Player to determine if they are a Grayson. If you attempt to investigate the same target as another Player, your investigation will fail.

Jack Porter: During Night Phase, you may Protect another Player. You may only protect roled Civilians one time each. All following protects on each target will fail.

Aiden Mathis: During Night Phase, you may Kill a Player. Their identity will not be revealed to anyone except you.

If you are killed during Night Phase by the Graysons, Charlotte Grayson will become a Roleless Civilian and will be removed from the game. Charlotte cannot be converted if she is the last Grayson alive.

The Graysons:
Spoiler for Hiden:

Conrad Grayson: You may perform 0-2 unique actions from the following list per Night Phase:

Enforce: Prevent a Player from using any abilities during that Night Phase. You will not be told if an ability is prevented.
Silence: Prevent a Player from posting for the next Day/Night Cycle.

Victoria Grayson: During Night Phase, you may Investigate a Player to determine if they are Amanda Clarke.

Daniel Grayson: You cannot be killed by Amanda Clarke. If investigated by Amanda Clarke, that Player will receive a 'Civilian' result.

Charlotte Grayson: You may perform 0-1 unique actions from the following list per Night Phase:

Douse: Douse a Player in gasoline.
Ignite: Kill all doused Players.

Third-Party:
Spoiler for Hiden:

Louise Ellis: During Night Phase, you may Search for a Player. If you find Victoria Grayson, you become Mafia and give Victoria an extra investigation the following Night. If you find Nolan Ross, you become Civilian, enter a PM with Nolan and give Nolan an extra investigation the following Night. You can only win the game if you join a team and that team wins.

Margaux LeMarchal: You start the game with Gideon LeMarchal's identity. If Gideon is lynched during the Day Phase, you win the game and are removed from the game.

Gideon LeMarchal: You start the game with Margaux LeMarchal's identity. If Margaux is killed during the Night Phase, you win the game and are removed from the game.

Mason Treadwell: During Night Phase, you may Select a Player. If that Player is lynched during the next Day Phase, you win and are removed from the game. You may only select each Player once.

Ashley Davenport: You do not count towards the Civilian or Mafia total. You win the game if you are alive at the end of the game. As long as you are alive, all actions each have a 5% chance of being Sabotaged (nullified) by you.

Lydia Davis: The Graysons start the game with your identity. If at least half of the remaining Graysons vote to lynch you during a Day Phase, they may choose what role (including Roleless) you show up as. You win if the Graysons win.

Sammy: During each Phase, you may Bark at 0-1 Players. If you have barked at every remaining Player, you win and are removed from the game.

28 Players
17 Civilians
4 Mafia
7 Third Party


Order of Actions:
Sabotage > Enforce > Douse > Protect > Kill > Ignite > Investigate > Silence > Search > Select > Bark

The game is over once either the Civilians or the Graysons win. All third-parties that have not fulfilled their win condition by this time lose (except Ashley).

Voting is done using the following code:
Code: [Select]
[v]RadicalFuzz[/v]
Tied votes will result in a No Lynch.

Due to the format of this game, there will be no disqualifications for inactivity. Therefore, there is no need for subs.

Roleless Civilians will be given the text "You are a Roleless Civilian.", with role cards made per write-up.

Regardless of which role you get, you may request an Australian via PM when you sign up. The reason why will be revealed later.

Spoiler for Missing Person's Common Sense Rules:
1. Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your talk in the mafia conversation. If you're one of the lovers, keep your chat inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM'ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2. No coaching after you're dead. This includes outside of JTM. I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don't do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3. No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your private conversations, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

4. Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate. After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

5. Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.) [Better yet, don't do this at all. Idek what that means.]

6. English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

7. No making wagers in game. This wagering JTM accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

8. Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful toward other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ. I don't give a fuck about this rule. I will however make a separate shitposting thread for anyone that wants to talk shit.

-You can request an Australian whether you're roled or roleless. If you do not request one, one will be assigned to you.
-Phases are 36h Day/12h Night.
-If a third-parties' win condition can no longer be met, they will NOT be removed from the game.
-Mafia have access to the Mafia chat at all times.
-All third-parties can win post-mortem (except Ashley).
-From here on out, passive roles refer to roles that don't take any Actions (highlighted in red on the character card).
-If Nolan Investigates the same Player Amanda or Victoria Investigate, he will receive a message saying "Your Investigation has failed.". Amanda's/Victoria's Investigation will not fail.
-If Conrad successfully Enforces a role, the player Enforced will receive a message saying "You have been Enforced.". Enforce does not stop passive roles.
-If Charlotte Douses a Player, that Player will receive a message saying "You have been Doused.". If a Doused Player is Protected during Ignite, it will save the Player (as seen in the order of actions).
-If Louise converts to Mafia, she will be added to the Mafia chat. If Louise is killed, her alignment will also be revealed.
-If Ashley successfully Sabotages a Player, that player will receive a message saying "You have been Sabotaged.". Sabotage does not stop passive roles. Ashley cannot turn off her Sabotage passive.
-The Mafia can choose and change Lydia's identity at any time before she dies. The last submitted identity will be the one used.
-If Sammy Barks at a Player, that Player will receive a message saying "Woof.". This will not reveal Sammy's identity to the Barked at Player. The "Woof." message will be sent at the end of the phase and not during.

Players
Adam Levine
Augustus
Baramur
Bious
Blindknagg
Citrus
Cobalt
descuffphoenix
DrWilgy
fontisian
ForgeDigger
Fruit Punch Samurai G
Gamer Dude
jasonC
kaz
Leaflord
Lissa
Missing Person
Pimp Willy
Pozzai
RadicalFuzz
Skizzz
SlipperyAxII
Synonym
The Chief
vonvorto
Wolf
ZOOLANDER

Story Mode:
Night 1: vongoreto - http://jesustoastmafia.com/index.php/topic,437.msg36014.html#msg36014

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Mafia Conversation Archive / Grayson Manor
« on: September 15, 2015, 09:02:18 am »
Say hello to your family.

Conrad Grayson - @descuffphoenix
Victoria Grayson - @Gamer Dude
Daniel Grayson - @SlipperyAxII
Charlotte Grayson - @ZOOLANDER

ForgeDigger is Lydia Davis.

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Sign-up Threads / Jesus Toast Mafia VII: Revenge - Sign-Up Thread
« on: September 04, 2015, 08:51:29 am »
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” - Confucius



Civilians:
Spoiler for Hiden:







The Graysons:
Spoiler for Hiden:





Third-Party:
Spoiler for Hiden:








28 Players
17 Civilians
4 Mafia
7 Third Party


Order of Actions:
Sabotage > Enforce > Douse > Protect > Kill > Ignite > Investigate > Silence > Search > Select > Bark

The game is over once either the Civilians or the Graysons win. All third-parties that have not fulfilled their win condition by this time lose (except Ashley).

Voting is done using the following code:
Code: [Select]
[v]RadicalFuzz[/v]
Tied votes will result in a No Lynch.

Due to the format of this game, there will be no disqualifications for inactivity. Therefore, there is no need for subs.

Roleless Civilians will be given the text "You are a Roleless Civilian.", with role cards made per write-up.

Regardless of which role you get, you may request an Australian via PM when you sign up. The reason why will be revealed later.

Spoiler for Missing Person's Common Sense Rules:
1. Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your talk in the mafia conversation. If you're one of the lovers, keep your chat inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM'ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2. No coaching after you're dead. This includes outside of JTM. I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don't do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3. No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your private conversations, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

4. Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate. After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

5. Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.) [Better yet, don't do this at all. Idek what that means.]

6. English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

7. No making wagers in game. This wagering JTM accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

8. Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful toward other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ. I don't give a fuck about this rule. I will however make a separate shitposting thread for anyone that wants to talk shit.

Sign-Ups
1. @Fruit Punch Samurai G
2. @Missing Person
3. @DrWilgy
4. @jasonC
5. @Bious
6. @Blindknagg
7. @Synonym
8. @Cobalt
9. @Augustus
10. @RadicalFuzz
11. @ForgeDigger
12. @Leaflord
13. @Adam Levine
14. @Gamer Dude
15. @descuffphoenix
16. @Wolf
17. @kaz
18. @The Chief
19. @Skizzz
20. @Pimp Willy
21. @fontisian
22. @Baramur
23. @vonvorto
24. @Pozzai
25. @Citrus
26. @SlipperyAxII
27. @Lissa
28. @ZOOLANDER

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General Discussion / Happy Birthday ✰Alpha✰!
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:38:48 am »


Fuck you guys, I'm delaying Clipart Whispers by an extra month.

Making this my own personal thread. Nobody else is allowed to post in here.

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Other Game Threads / Clipart Whispers - Would You Like Some Help?
« on: July 12, 2015, 08:13:52 am »
The starter image has now been sent to the first describer. Not going to announce how far in we are at any point, so it'll be a total surprise when the results are suddenly posted!

Probably not, actually. It'll just be consecutive posts of "What the fuck did you do, Fuzz?".

Will the end results be Skizzzgasm or will they be :votebot:?

PROBABLY BOTH!

I will be tiering this game, but everyone will get an ✰Alpha✰ award.

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General Discussion / Happy Birthday Pimp Willy!
« on: July 11, 2015, 08:44:02 pm »
Fucking hell guys, this is one of the men that poured his heart and soul into the creation and upkeep of this site, and you can't even be bothered to create a birthday thread for him? Just shows how many unappreciative dicks there are here.

And we wouldn't have it any other way.

 :votebot: @Pimp Willy  :votebot:

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Other Game Sign-ups / Clipart Whispers - Sign-Up Thread
« on: July 08, 2015, 04:59:47 am »
That's right, motherfuckers. The newest iteration of the Whispers brand is here!

Players will be divided into two groups: Clipartists and Whisperers. Unlike previous Whispers games where players used MSPaint to draw what had been described, players will now be using clipart instead.

At the beginning of the game, I will send an image to the first Whisperer, who has 12 hours to describe the image. Once that Whisperer describes the image, I will send that description to the first Clipartist, who has 24 hours to create an image based on the description. The Clipartist's image is then sent to the next Whisperer, and play continues until all Clipartists and Whisperers have contributed. Once that has happened, the results will be publicly posted and awards will be given out based on ✰Alpha✰ categories.


Clipartists
-After receiving your description, you must attempt to replicate the description using nothing but clipart.
-You may use any program that you like (Photoshop, MSPaint, Microsoft Word, etc.).
-You may use clipart from an online clipart website or from Bing's clipart search engine (yes, this exists).
-No photographs/3D models allowed.
-No trademarked characters allowed.
-Clipart may be edited, but don't go over the top (like taking an image and erasing most of it just to use a colour).
-You are not allowed to use any drawing tools or text to add to the clipart. You may only remove from the clipart.

To use the Bing clipart search engine:
-Go to bing.com.
-Click 'Images' in the top left.
-Search for your desired picture.
-Under the 'Type' menu (just above the images), select 'Clipart'.


Whisperers
-After receiving your image, you must attempt to describe the image in exactly 10 words.
-You may not provide links to images.
-You are allowed to use punctuation.
-Acceptance of the whisper is at my discretion (this is just a formality to stop players from sending the word penis 10 times).
-Any misspelled words will incur a penalty at the end of the game.


Wildcards
-I will assign you to a random group.


The order of players will be randomised before the game begins. Sign-ups close whenever the fuck I feel like it, so if you wanna play, jump in ASAP. If you're gonna be busy over a certain period of time, let me know when you sign up and I'll do my best to accommodate.

Sign-Ups

Clipartists
1. Synonym
2. ForgeDigger
3. DrWilgy
4. Chadouken!
5. RadicalFuck
6. Negaduck


Whisperers
1. Raij1n
2. Augustus
3. Bious
4. Fruit Punch Samurai G
5. B)
6. descuffphoenix
7. Blindknagg
8. Souther


Wildcards
1. Missing Person
2. Pimp Willy


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Went to KFC today and ordered a Popcorn Chicken meal for $9. Got my drink and receipt and waited until my number was called. Picked up my order and found out they'd given me $10 worth of chicken pieces instead. Ate all the skin as well as some of the meat before I got bored with it and chucked it. Then I went home to find out we had chicken for dinner, so I ate some more.

Deal with it, fitness nerds.  Skizzzgasm

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Sign-up Threads / Lynch RadicalFuzz Sign-Up Thread
« on: May 27, 2015, 05:34:10 am »
Roles:

Civilian
✰Alpha✰ - Lynches RadicalFuzz Day 1.

Mafia
RadicalFuzz - If Lynched Day 1, loses the game.

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General Discussion / Alpha's List of Reported Incorrect Word Usages
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:23:09 am »
I'm going to use this thread to list common misuses of the English language that I encounter on this site. Since the admins haven't taken my reports seriously by perma-banning everyone that does this, I'll post the ones I encounter here in the hopes that you dickheads learn from this and stop this disgusting behaviour. I'll be updating this thread as I find more defilements to report. I'm sure I'll find many of these in the replies to this thread in particular.


Your - Used to indicate that something belongs to someone. This is the possessive one.
Example: "It is your responsibility to not look like an imbecile on Jesus Toast Mafia. We have plenty of people here to do that already."
You're - A contraction of 'you are'. An easy way to remember this is the fucking apostrophe that separates 'you' from '(a)re'. How the fuck did you get past grade 4 without perfecting this?
Example: "You're not 9 years old any more. Learn to use the right one of these in your sentences, idiot."
If you're still having trouble with this shit, try replacing the (your/you're) in your sentence with 'you are'. If it makes sense, use 'you're'. If not, use 'your'.

To - The preposition. This is the one you're most likely going to be using in a sentence.
Example: "I'm going to kick your teeth in if you use the wrong one of these."
Too - A synonym of either 'excessively' or 'as well', depending on how you're using it. Remember it by thinking that 'too' has an excessive amount of o's (too many o's), or it has one o as well as another o (one o and another o too).
Example: "There have been too many times where I've wanted to kick someone's teeth in. Namely the people that make these mistakes, and RadicalFuzz too."


tl;dr Learn yo' shit, niggas.

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General Discussion / JTM Shameless Self-Promotion
« on: February 27, 2015, 07:50:53 am »
Just putting links to all of our off-forum JTM websites here, including our new Steam group! I've already invited everyone I have on my friends list from JTM. Except RadicalFuzz.

Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/JesusToastMafia
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JesusToastMafia
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/JesusToastMafia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/JesusToastMafia

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Don't have one of these threads yet, so I'll go ahead and use it to announce the game I'm currently working on. If you want to add your game to the list, post with the following:

-Theme
-Description (1 or 2 sentences)
-Status (Planning/Development/Paused/Beta/Ready)
Spoiler for Hiden:
Planning - Pre-conception phase, still figuring out how the game is going to work.
Development - Actively working on elements of the game.
Paused - Some elements of the game finished, not currently working on the game.
Beta - All elements of the game finished, testing for potential problems.
Ready - 100% complete.

? ? ? Whispers
GM: @✰Alpha✰
Description: The newest evolution of MSPaint Whispers. Details revealed in sign-up.
Status: Done

Zero Escape Trial (Game Name TBA)
GM: @✰Alpha✰
Description: 6 players are presented with a series of areas with 3 doors. Will they team up to take down the GM or are the rewards he offers too good to resist?
Status: Development Phase

Virtue's Last Reward
GM: @✰Alpha✰
Description: 9 players must solve puzzles and 'Ally' or 'Betray' each other in order to gain enough points to escape. Everyone can win, but the results of the game will have consequences.
Status: Development Phase

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
GM: @RadicalFaget
Description: Drew Carey's been murdered, and it's up to the cast of Whose Line to find the culprit! Smaller game, not many roles.
Status: Planning Phase

Texan Mafia
GM: @DrWilgy
Description: It's like combining Team Arena and Mafia, but here's the catch: All civilians have guns, the Mafia do not. Sponsors will be welcome, along with lynching. There will be no alternating day/night phases, so players may submit to shoot others at any point.
Status: Planning Phase


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