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Which game reveals got you most hyped?

BlazBlue: Centralfiction Jubei reveal
BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle
Tekken 7: GEESE
ARIKA: Skullomania and Darun
DBFZ: Trunks
SFV: Abigail

Let me just say this: i loved the Geese reveal. I hate being that douche who name drops, but I was down on the floor with the Tekken 7 Top 8 just before they went to Mr. Wizard's suite to get paid so I could get an interview for SRK with JDCR. I was standing right next to JDCR when they dropped Geese into our minds. I watched the dude's mind get blown. I turned a looked and saw a general look of amazement on all the players' faces. That's what Namco is doing to people now. The hype was real.

That wasn't the most hype for me though. I have to admit that when ARIKA announced Skullo and Darun, I came. I don't play either character (Yet? We'll see), but Goddamn that game is something else. To see both those characters show up, I was just finished. CLOSE SECOND is a tie between BB Cross Tag Battle and GEESE. Seriously. As much as I think Tokido revitalized SFV, I feel like after all those reveals, Abigail was pretty much just a tacked on reveal. I feel like it barely had more buzz than that F2P Smash clone that they announced before Sm4sh. Amazingly even Dissidia got more buzz than Abigail, and that wasn't even a reveal.

BB CTB: Please just give me Chie and Makoto and I'll go to Japan and marry you.

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General Discussion / Happy Vynceday!
« on: May 08, 2017, 11:16:03 am »
I saw it pop up that @Souther's birthday is today, and I know @Vynce shares this date with him, so happy Vynceday!

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Mafia General / Mafia Championship Season 4
« on: April 08, 2017, 08:37:29 pm »
Thingyman reached out to me again, and we're once again invited to the GoC.  Which fool brave individual are we sending this year?

Here's a list of who we've sent before, they are still available to go:

Season 1
@Missing Person
@Synonym

Season 2
@✰Alpha✰

Season 3
@Augustus Ineligible--Reached Finals of GoC 3

People who have been offered invite:
jasonC - declined
Blindknagg - busy
Pimp Willy - declined
@Bious
@kaz - declined

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So I'll be at Evo 2017. I think there's more people coming from here, so let's do a headcount and do some sort of meetup for JTM.

In:
@Missing Person
@Reiraku
@Pimp Willy

Maybe:
@DrWilgy

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Other Game Threads / JTM/SRK MSPaint Whispers VI: The Dickening
« on: March 06, 2017, 06:21:09 pm »
Here are the participants:

Drawers:
1. @ForgeDigger
2. @Synonym
3. @✰Alpha✰
4. @DrWilgy

Describers:
1. @Fruit Punch Samurai G
2. @RadicalFuzz
3. @Pimp Willy
4. @Blindknagg

The game will start as soon as I order the players up on both sides and get the stimulus out.

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Other Game Sign-ups / JTM/SRK MSPaint Whispers VI: The Dickening
« on: February 22, 2017, 10:25:19 am »
Da rules:
At the beginning of the game, players will be separated into two groups: Describers and Drawers. I will send a stimulus picture of my choosing to the first describer. He will then have 12 hours to describe the picture in 10 words, no more, no less, and must submit it to me via PM. I will then submit that description to the first drawer, who will have 24 hours to submit a drawing to me, done only in MSPaint or a similar program (Photoshop/Gimp will suffice so long as you use no advanced functions or effects.) I will then send that picture to the next describer, and the game continues until everyone has had a turn, at which point, I will reveal every description and every drawing, and hand out awards.

Describers: You may not use the URL of the image in question as your description or what to google to find it. Be creative and descriptive with your descriptions.

Drawers: You cannot write the description you received in Paint and use that as your drawing.

Everyone: Just have fun. There's no winning or losing team, this one's just for shits and giggles. You also won't know the order of who is drawing and describing, but if you want to say when you've had your turn, that's fine.

Also, you can opt to be either a drawer or describer, or a wildcard. I reserve the right to ask you to change if I get too many drawers or describers, to even out the game so it can run.

Sign up now!

Drawers:
1. ForgeDigger
2. Synonym

Describers:
1. Fruit Punch Samurai G

Wildcards:
1. Alpha
2. DrWilgy
3. RadicalFuzz
4. Blindknagg
5. Pimp Willy

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Mafia General / Golden Crust Awards, Season 2 Nominations Thread
« on: February 18, 2017, 10:52:00 am »
Here we go again, JTM X is almost finished, which means next game is JTM All-Stars II. Thus, it's time for the second round of the Golden Crust Awards.

Place your nominations for the following awards here:

Best Mafia Player
jasonC*
Blindknagg

Best Civilian Player
Missing Person
The Chief
Alpha

Biggest WTF Moment
Alpha finds another victim for Hail Satan
Missing Person Gets Threatened by Icege for DQ in JTM 4*

Best Writer
Alpha
Missing Person*

Best Write-Up
Flagpole Sitta (90's Kid Mafia)
Two Princes (90's Kid Mafia)

Best Play
The Chief Abstains from Protecting as Medic (90's Kid Mafia)

Biggest Screw Up
Allowing ZOOLANDER to sign up for JTM X
Mirai Nikki
Cover Cards (Disney Mafia)

Funniest Moment
GodotsRevenge Mutinies Against RadicalFuzz (Breaking Bad)
Fake Ending (Breaking Bad)

Best Game
90's Kid Mafia*

Rookie of the Season (Must have played their first game with us between JTM 1-10)
Fruit Punch Samurai G*

Most Entertaining Player
The Chief*
Pimp Willy

Most Underrated Player
Blindknagg
Fruit Punch Samurai G
ZOOLANDER

Most Overrated Player
Synonym
kaz

Best GM
Pimp Willy*
Bious

Saltiest Player
Cobalt
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Souther

The Best Overall Player Award will be given to the person who has the highest Season ELO ranking.

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Fighting Game Discussion / The ST Thread: Better than just Old School
« on: August 18, 2016, 04:49:31 pm »
Here we go.  This game deserves more.










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So I just marathoned Mr. Robot this week, and I'm trying to catch up on Walking Dead (nearing the end of Season 5).

What's everyone watching?

Remember, spoiler tags.  Try to label what series you're spoiling for people.

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General Discussion / Post screenshots of your desktop
« on: November 14, 2015, 06:40:54 am »

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General Discussion / Happy birthday Cobalt!
« on: October 10, 2015, 10:02:09 am »
I'd give you a gift, but you still haven't completed your 70 Hail Beyonces to receive it :votebot:

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General Discussion / JTM Secret Santa Interest Check
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:25:47 am »
Anyone interested in doing this?

We talked about it last year when it was too late to start and we hardly had anyone on the site.  Any interest in it now?

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Fighting Game Discussion / USF4 Thread: Is it dead yet?
« on: September 15, 2015, 07:18:06 am »
Mainly I just wanted to brag about this one.

Going to upload this when I get a capture card, because fuck trying to upload it through my Xbox.  Anyway, I just rekt the #2 ranked Rufus on XBL.


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Other Game Threads / Skizzzshop: JTM's First Photoshop contest
« on: May 22, 2015, 01:45:26 am »
This game is simple.  Take this:



And Photoshop it into whatever photo you want.

Most creative/funny/well designed photo wins.

No sign-up thread, your picture is your sign up!

GOOD LUCK!

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Mafia General / Game Design/Balancing Thread
« on: May 21, 2015, 07:34:55 pm »
By popular demand, and because we often are trying to put together balanced games off of themes where we could get unbalanced fast, here we go.

Let's work together to get our games balanced and figure out if we have feature creep or are putting in the wrong roles for the setup.

Obligatory @ForgeDigger ping because she asked.

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Loser's Lounge Archive / Blockbuster Video (JTM 4 Loser's Lounge)
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:22:17 am »
Welcome, and make sure you pay your late fees.

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Welcome to the fourth edition of Jesus Toast Mafia!  This one's going to be a fun throwback to old times for us OG's, and a fun history lesson for you d-bags still in diapers.  Mad props to Alpha & Pimp Willy for helping with roles.

Theme:
It's Saturday night, and everyone's turning on their TV's to Nickelodeon.  However, to maximize attitude, Nick has created a new interactive game show, where viewers get to vote for who is killing their favorite characters on their shows.  However, this game show has dire consequences, as the FCC is close to shutting down the network and ruining our childhoods, if the 90's Kids don't unite to win the game.

Overall game idea (if you're new to Mafia games):
People get thrown into a situation where you don't know who to trust. Each day the 90's Kids get together and decides to kill somebody, to try and find the demons. After a vote, the person with the most votes is killed by the 90's Kids. At night, everyone goes back to their beds to sleep, and the mafia get their turn to kill people. If the mafia have the same amount of people as the 90's Kids, they win the game. If the 90's Kids kill all the mafia, they win. You win or lose as a team, not individually, so do your best to help your team out!

40 Person sign up
29 Town
9 Mafia
2 Third Parties

Roles:

Spoiler for Civilians:

Spoiler for Captain Planet:
Detective: You may choose a target each night.  You will learn the alignment of that target.  If you are poisoned by The Brain, you will die instantly.


Spoiler for Hello Nurse:
Medic: You may choose a target each night. That target is protected from any kills that night.  You cannot protect yourself.


Spoiler for Powerpuff Girls:
Vigilante: You may choose a target at night.  That target will die unless protected by Hello Nurse. You have three stocks, non-recursive.  You are the only one in the game with this role. (GM Note: This means that there is only ONE VIGILANTE IN THIS GAME.  Do not repeatedly ask me if there is more than one PPG role like you guys did PW about the Salamanca Twins in Breaking Bad, or Alpha will handle your write-up.)


Spoiler for Kenan Thompson:
Lover: You know the identity of Kel Mitchell at the start of the game.  You will have a private conversation with Kel during the game.  If you die, the identity of Kel will be revealed to the mafia.


Spoiler for Kel Mitchell:
Lover: You know the identity of Kenan Thompson at the start of the game.  You will have a private conversation with Kenan during the game.  If you die, the identity of Kenan will be revealed to the mafia.


Spoiler for Rogue:
Role Thief: You may choose a target each night.  If that target has a role, it becomes your role for one stock, and is unavailable to your target until you use your stock or die. (GM Note: This will NOT work with passive roles, such as 1-shot Bulletproof, Godfather, or Mouth.  If Rogue targets Doug, she can choose any of his abilities when she uses that role, but can only use one of them.)


Spoiler for Doug Funnie:
Jack of All Trades: You have one stock of each of the following abilities: Detective, Medic, and Vigilante.  You may choose an ability and a target each night.  Each ability has one stock, non-recursive.


Spoiler for Tommy Oliver:
1-shot Bulletproof: You must be killed twice in order to die.


Spoiler for Lori Beth Denberg:
Mouth: If you die, you will have 12 hours to submit a Last Gasp to the GM that will be revealed to the surviving players.


Spoiler for 90's Kid:
Roleless Civilian: You should vote every day phase for the person who you think is not a 90's Kid.

Spoiler for Mafia:

Spoiler for Angelica:
Godfather: You will always appear innocent if investigated by Captain Planet.


Spoiler for Lord Zedd:
Forger: Choose a target nightly.  If they are targeted by Captain Planet, his results will be reversed.


Spoiler for Mrs. Finster:
Enforcer: Choose a target nightly.  If they have a role they will be blocked from using it that night.


Spoiler for Dexter:
Bomb: Choose a target at night.  I fyou are lynched the next day, that target will die with you.  If you are killed at night, the person who targeted you will die with you.


Spoiler for The Brain:
Poisoner: You may choose a target at night.  That target will be poisoned, and will die next phase.  You have one stock, non-recursive.


Spoiler for Putty:
Mafia: You must help the other mafia kill all the 90's kids.

Spoiler for Third Party:

Spoiler for Pinky:
Village Idiot: You can only win if you're lynched.


Spoiler for DeeDee:
Saboteur: Choose two targets each night.  If the first target has a role that they used that night, their target will be changed to your second target.  You win if the mafia wins, but you do not know their identities.

NOTE: These are the exact images I will send via PM when I assign roles.  There will be no passwords anyone can garner from these role descriptions, since everything is out in the open.

Spoiler for Order of Actions:
DeeDee->Mrs. Finster->Lord Zedd->Rogue->Poisoner->Captain Planet->Hello Nurse->Doug->Powerpuff Girls->Angelica->The Brain

Phases:

The game will cycle between day phase and night phase. In order to keep things consistent, we will be running a 48 hour cycle split into 2 phases, which will always start/stop at the same time.

Day phase will last 36 hours.  During this phase, players must decide who they want to lynch. All votes are done privately through PM.

Players who do not submit their lynch vote before the deadline two day phases in a row will be DQ'd.  They will be listed as dead, and their role revealed.

Night phase will last 12 hours. During this phase, the demons must decide who they want to kill. People with night actions must PM their choices before the deadline.

Talking is allowed during all phases.


Votes:
No Lynch is always a valid voting choice at all phases of the game. Your choice must be posted in the thread, using the following format:

Code: [Select]
[v]RadicalFuzz[/v]
When you die, your allegiance as well as your role will be revealed.

If you do not vote in two consecutive day phases, you will be modkilled and have your role revealed.

NEW TO JESUS TOAST MAFIA: During this game, tie votes will not result in No Lynch.  When a tie vote happens, I will publicly roll a dice with however many sides the tie contains, and call which number will result in which lynch.  In which case, I will then provide the write-up.

Example:

Code: [Select]
There is a tie between RadicalFuzz, Augustus, and Synonym.

I will now roll a die.  If I roll a 1, RadicalFuzz is lynched. If I roll a 2, Augustus is lynched.  If I roll a 3, Synonym is lynched.

[img]http://jesustoastmafia.com/Themes/Orange_Line-k/images/dice_warn.gif[/img] [color=red][b]This dice roll has been tampered with![/b][/color]
Rolled 1d3 : 3, total 3

Last Gasp
The only person that will receive a last gasp will be Lori Beth Denberg, should that role be distributed.

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

1) Do not PM anyone playing the game.  If you are mafia, keep your PMs in the mafia conversation.  If you're one of the lovers, keep your PMs inside the Lovers conversation.  You should not be PMing anyone else if you are them, and if you aren't, you have no business using the PM inbox at all regarding this game.  If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me.  If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it.  PM'ing once will result in a DQ.  Habitually doing so will result in a ban.  (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2) No coaching after you're dead.  This includes outside of SRK.  I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code.  Don't do it.  Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die.  Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game.  If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3) No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your PMs, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying.  But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again.  If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

5) Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up.  If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate.  After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place.  Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ.  You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

6) Do not post any PMs, even as a joke.  If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

7) English only in game.  No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed.  This prevents the open flow of information.  I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

8) No making wagers in game. This wagering JTM accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

9) Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ.



Players
✰Alpha✰
3rdstrikelove
Adam Levine
Aidebit
Augustus
Bious
Blindknagg
The Chief
Cobalt
The-Co-Jones
descuffphoenix
DistantDreamer
doof
DrWilgy
drwill439
fingersplints
ForgeDigger
Fruit Punch Samurai G
Hecatom
hobo pancakes
Icege
Jan
jasonC
juliets
kaz
Long Con
Ninetiesarcade
Phoenicks
RadicalFuzz
Saitsu
Scotty
Sig
Simple Machine
Skizzz
Souther
spruce
Synonym
Vynce
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
ZeonTheUnborn
ZOOLANDER

IT IS STILL NIGHT 0, DO NOT POST!

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Here you guys go.

kaz: Kenan
Rosettalia: Kel

GOOD LUCK

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Here we go, JTM 4 is preparing to start, mafia are in.

Going to get the formalities out of the way for you guys.

Angelica: Synonym
Lord Zedd: ZeonTheUnborn
The Brain: Ninetiesarcade
Mrs. Finster: hobo pancakes
Dexter: DrWilgy
Putties: Jan, jasonC, Long Con, and Fruit Punch Samurai G

GOOD LUCK!

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General Discussion / Happy birthday, Blindknagg!
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:02:45 am »
Swedish meatballs for all on your birthday, man!

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Sign-up Threads / Jesus Toast Mafia IV: 90's Kid Mafia! SIGN-UP THREAD
« on: April 26, 2015, 06:11:54 am »
Welcome to the fourth edition of Jesus Toast Mafia!  This one's going to be a fun throwback to old times for us OG's, and a fun history lesson for you d-bags still in diapers.  Mad props to Alpha & Pimp Willy for helping with roles.

Theme:
It's Saturday night, and everyone's turning on their TV's to Nickelodeon.  However, to maximize attitude, Nick has created a new interactive game show, where viewers get to vote for who is killing their favorite characters on their shows.  However, this game show has dire consequences, as the FCC is close to shutting down the network and ruining our childhoods, if the 90's Kids don't unite to win the game.

Overall game idea (if you're new to Mafia games):
People get thrown into a situation where you don't know who to trust. Each day the 90's Kids get together and decides to kill somebody, to try and find the demons. After a vote, the person with the most votes is killed by the 90's Kids. At night, everyone goes back to their beds to sleep, and the mafia get their turn to kill people. If the mafia have the same amount of people as the 90's Kids, they win the game. If the 90's Kids kill all the mafia, they win. You win or lose as a team, not individually, so do your best to help your team out!

40 Person sign up
28-29 Town
9-10 Mafia
2 Third Parties

Roles:

Spoiler for Civilians:

Spoiler for Captain Planet:
Detective: You may choose a target each night.  You will learn the alignment of that target.  If you are poisoned by The Brain, you will die instantly.


Spoiler for Hello Nurse:
Medic: You may choose a target each night. That target is protected from any kills that night.  You cannot protect yourself.


Spoiler for Powerpuff Girls:
Vigilante: You may choose a target at night.  That target will die unless protected by Hello Nurse. You have three stocks, non-recursive.  You are the only one in the game with this role. (GM Note: This means that there is only ONE VIGILANTE IN THIS GAME.  Do not repeatedly ask me if there is more than one PPG role like you guys did PW about the Salamanca Twins in Breaking Bad, or Alpha will handle your write-up.)


Spoiler for Kenan Thompson:
Lover: You know the identity of Kel Mitchell at the start of the game.  You will have a private conversation with Kel during the game.  If you die, the identity of Kel will be revealed to the mafia.


Spoiler for Kel Mitchell:
Lover: You know the identity of Kenan Thompson at the start of the game.  You will have a private conversation with Kenan during the game.  If you die, the identity of Kenan will be revealed to the mafia.


Spoiler for Rogue:
Role Thief: You may choose a target each night.  If that target has a role, it becomes your role for one stock, and is unavailable to your target until you use your stock or die. (GM Note: This will NOT work with passive roles, such as 1-shot Bulletproof, Godfather, or Mouth.  If Rogue targets Doug, she can choose any of his abilities when she uses that role, but can only use one of them.)


Spoiler for Doug Funnie:
Jack of All Trades: You have one stock of each of the following abilities: Detective, Medic, and Vigilante.  You may choose an ability and a target each night.  Each ability has one stock, non-recursive.


Spoiler for Tommy Oliver:
1-shot Bulletproof: You must be killed twice in order to die.


Spoiler for Lori Beth Denberg:
Mouth: If you die, you will have 12 hours to submit a Last Gasp to the GM that will be revealed to the surviving players.


Spoiler for 90's Kid:
Roleless Civilian: You should vote every day phase for the person who you think is not a 90's Kid.

Spoiler for Mafia:

Spoiler for Angelica:
Godfather: You will always appear innocent if investigated by Captain Planet.


Spoiler for Lord Zedd:
Forger: Choose a target nightly.  If they are targeted by Captain Planet, his results will be reversed.


Spoiler for Mrs. Finster:
Enforcer: Choose a target nightly.  If they have a role they will be blocked from using it that night.


Spoiler for Dexter:
Bomb: Choose a target at night.  I fyou are lynched the next day, that target will die with you.  If you are killed at night, the person who targeted you will die with you.


Spoiler for The Brain:
Poisoner: You may choose a target at night.  That target will be poisoned, and will die next phase.  You have one stock, non-recursive.


Spoiler for Putty:
Mafia: You must help the other mafia kill all the 90's kids.

Spoiler for Third Party:

Spoiler for Pinky:
Village Idiot: You can only win if you're lynched.


Spoiler for DeeDee:
Saboteur: Choose two targets each night.  If the first target has a role that they used that night, their target will be changed to your second target.  You win if the mafia wins, but you do not know their identities.

NOTE: These are the exact images I will send via PM when I assign roles.  There will be no passwords anyone can garner from these role descriptions, since everything is out in the open.  Also, despite these being all the possible role cards, it is quite possible that not every special role will be sent out.

Spoiler for Order of Actions:
DeeDee->Mrs. Finster->Lord Zedd->Rogue->Poisoner->Captain Planet->Hello Nurse->Doug->Powerpuff Girls->Angelica->The Brain

Phases:

The game will cycle between day phase and night phase. In order to keep things consistent, we will be running a 48 hour cycle split into 2 phases, which will always start/stop at the same time.

Day phase will last 36 hours. (9AM to 9PM CST) During this phase, players must decide who they want to lynch. All votes are done privately through PM. People with day abilities must PM their choices by the end of the day phase.

Players who do not submit their lynch vote before the deadline two day phases in a row will be DQ'd.  They will be listed as dead, and their role revealed. They will not receive a last gasp if they are an SRKer.

Night phase will last 12 hours. (9PM to 9AM CST) During this phase, the demons must decide who they want to kill. People with night actions must PM their choices before the deadline.

Talking is allowed during all phases.


Votes:
No Lynch is always a valid voting choice at all phases of the game. Your choice posted in the thread, using the following format:

Code: [Select]
[b]Lynch: RadicalFuzz[/b]
Minus the code tags.  Should Pimp Willy finish our vote counter before the start of this game this will tentatively be changed to:

Code: [Select]
[v]RadicalFuzz[/v]
Should the vote counter not be ready, I will be more lenient with the votes for our Tapatalk users, just make it noticeable to me.

When you die, your allegiance as well as your role will be revealed.

If you do not vote in two consecutive day phases, you will be modkilled and have your role revealed.

NEW TO JESUS TOAST MAFIA: During this game, tie votes will not result in No Lynch.  When a tie vote happens, I will publicly roll a dice with however many sides the tie contains, and call which number will result in which lynch.  In which case, I will then provide the write-up.

Example:

Code: [Select]
There is a tie between RadicalFuzz, Augustus, and Synonym.

I will now roll a die.  If I roll a 1, RadicalFuzz is lynched. If I roll a 2, Augustus is lynched.  If I roll a 3, Synonym is lynched.

[img]http://jesustoastmafia.com/Themes/Orange_Line-k/images/dice_warn.gif[/img] [color=red][b]This dice roll has been tampered with![/b][/color]
Rolled 1d3 : 3, total 3

Last Gasp
The only person that will receive a last gasp will be Lori Beth Denberg, should that role be distributed.


Notes On Game Size:
We should be able to scale down the game if we cannot get 30, and scale it up if we have a huge interest. But I'd like to aim for 30~40 people.

I will give people ample time to prepare for this game and to get anyone interested in, so please point your friends here if they have an interest in mafia, and if you belong to other mafia sites, let them know we have a huge cross-site game starting here.

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

1) Do not edit ANY POSTS.  Period.  For any reason.  Do not ask us to verify with mods that you did not have any malicious intent in editing your posts, we will not do it.  Do not provide me with any photographic evidence of your edits.  There are going to be no warnings this time, just DQ's.  Habitual editors will be banned.  We have had this BS happen way too much during these last two games.  If you have anything to add, or any clarifications to typos to make, or a broken image/link in your post, create a new post to address it.

2) Do not PM anyone playing the game.  If you are mafia, keep your PMs in the mafia conversation.  If you're one of the lovers, keep your PMs inside the Lovers conversation.  You should not be PMing anyone else if you are them, and if you aren't, you have no business using the PM inbox at all regarding this game.  If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me.  If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it.  PM'ing once will result in a DQ.  Habitually doing so will result in a ban.  (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

3) No coaching after you're dead.  This includes outside of SRK.  I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code.  Don't do it.  Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die.  Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game.  If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

4) No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your PMs, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying.  But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again.  If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

5) If you are lovers or mafia, you will not be allowed into the Loser's Lounge until you leave the PM conversation after you die.  It's not entirely clear on how you do this by looking at it, but upon your death, simply click "Delete Conversation" on the left-hand side of the screen.  This will only delete it on your end, and no one else's.

6 Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up.  If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate.  After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place.  Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ.  You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

7. Do not post any PMs, even as a joke.  If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

8. English only in game.  No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed.  This prevents the open flow of information.  I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

9. No making wagers in game. This wagering JTM accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

10. Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ.



Current Sign Ups:
1) @drwill439
2) @✰Alpha✰
3) @Gamer Dude
4) @Blindknagg
5) @DrWilgy
6) @descuffphoenix
7) @Icege
8) @Long Con
9) @XthAtGAm3RGuYX
10) @Neesa
11) @Rosettalia
12) @RadicalFuzz
13) @Synonym
14) @Bious
15) @juliets
16) @fingersplints
17) @Cobalt
18) @Jan
19) @The Chief
20) @Fruit Punch Samurai G
21) @kaz
22) @jasonC
23) @BullDancer
24) @ZOOLANDER
25) @Saitsu
26) @Augustus
27) @hobo pancakes
28) @Sig
29) @The-Co-Jones
30) @ForgeDigger
31) @Hecatom
32) @Aidebit
33) @ZeonTheUnborn
34) @doof
35) @3rdstrikelove
36) @Ninetiesarcade
37) @SVS
38) @Souther
39) @Scotty
40) @Simple Machine

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General Discussion / Hearthstone: CCGs with less MTG buttcrack
« on: April 21, 2015, 12:23:50 am »
I know there's quite a few here that play.  Post up your bnet tags and server if you're in.

BeigeSand - BeigeSand#1889 (US)
ForgeDigger - ForgeDigger#1983 (US)
jasonC: mistergeJJ#1592 (US)
Missing Person: MissingPersn#1365 (US)
Pimp Willy - PimpWilly#1325
RadicalFuzz: GraveTitan#1244 (US)
Skizzz: FYGP#1792 (US)

I just played on the Android phone version, and they give you free pack regardless of whether you have played on the Android tablet version.  I had installed the hacked version to play on my phone in December, and got a pack for playing one match on the phone version.

Just a heads up.  I'm also going to guess that the iPad/iPhone versions operate similarly.

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General Discussion / Sh*t Pimp Willy Says
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:26:25 pm »
"Blindknagg is mafia."

Later

"Blindknagg is civilian."

"Oh, there's myusername22! Lynch him!"

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General Discussion / Sh*t RadicalFuzz Says
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:14:23 pm »
Rooting for Bubbles purely because he hails from NinSheetMusic, and I like me some Nintendo sheet music.

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So in December, to try to break through my writer's block, and in response to a really weird dream I had one night, I wrote this and posted it on Reddit in /r/nosleep.  I've never finished the actual saga, but I'd love to get some critique and ultimately finish it, off of /r/nosleep.  Here we go:



So, this has got me freaked out, naturally, especially given the circumstances. Let me explain.

I have been living in Japan as an English teacher for a couple of years, teaching elementary school students. I had heard crazy stories about students with their teachers online, so I was prepared for that. I had also heard enough weird Japan stories from people who had lived there that I thought I was at least prepped for the random things that may happen to me, and how to avoid bad scenarios that would end up with me in deep shit.

However, there's always an exception.

Last night I went to bed. I only know this because I woke up in my bed last this morning, and I remember dreaming. It was vivid, to say the least.

I dreamed I went with one of my acquaintances over here to this maid cafe. (Reference if you're not aware of some of the weird shit that is in Japan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_caf%C3%A9) I call this guy an acquaintance because he most certainly isn't someone I would call a friend in normal circumstances. He's an American, and one of those types with the highest extremes of yellow fever. The kind of guy that was beating down the immigration doors to get into Japan and get near Japanese women, and pretty much worships the ground they walk on. If you've spent any time over here, you probably know one or two that fit this bill yourself.
So of course, he always struck me as creepy, but we both came in through the same Program and have the same group that we hang out with, so he ends up wanting to hang out at times. For me, it at least keeps me sane with some adult English interaction. I wasn't inclined to actually go to one of these things, but it was cold in my apartment due to my heater not working well, and at least I wouldn't have to hang out alone in Kyoto, so I followed him. Besides, I figured that no harm would come of me being there, and at least I may have some interesting experience to remember from my time here.

He billed this place as a maid cafe, but there were no maids. I suppose there are different themes to these things, but I was not prepared for the actual theme to be a schoolgirl themed cafe. It was a little creepy, to say the least. Even more creepy was the fact that my acquaintance was completely enamored by it. I mean, we're teachers here, for Christ's sake. I was thankful the program didn't put him in a high school at that point.

So I'm sitting here at this cafe, feeling completely and totally uncomfortable at this booth where this guy is sitting with someone pretending to be a schoolgirl, and trying to figure out a way to make my leave, when suddenly he hands me his wallet, and tells me to "hold onto it." Before I can even protest, he and this "schoolgirl" walks off into a secluded area. Great, now I'm stuck here holding his wallet, feeling completely uncomfortable, but can't leave because he'll need his wallet back. I almost thought of leaving anyway, and letting him fend for himself.
Then she sat down. I guess sensing that I was feeling uncomfortable and was about to make my escape, the manager sent a girl to sit with me. Granted, the whole atmosphere of this place was giving me the fucking creeps, and having a girl put her attention on me wasn't helping much.

She introduced herself as Misaki, and she filled out her costume rather nicely. She also spoke decent English. Obviously, it was English in the Engrish sense, but compared to other people I've had try to speak English to me, it was more than intelligible.

"Nice to meet you, Misaki," I explained, planting my hands to rise from my seat. "But I was just getting ready to leave."

"Why so soon leave?" She asked, looking surprised and disappointed.

"Well, I don't really feel--" and that's as far as I got with my explanation, before she jumped into my lap and wrapped my arms around her waist.

"It's okay," she assured. "I'm here now."

I was startled, to say the least. I wanted to dump her out into the floor. I wanted to bolt out of the door and straight for the transtation, my acquaintance and his wallet be damned.

I just couldn't. The warmth of her body, the way she clasped my hands. It just sapped my drive to move.
"What is your name?" she asked, as if she was reading straight out of an English textbook. I owed her that much and did so. "Nice to meet you," she said as she tightened my arms around her waist.

I almost couldn't breathe, I was so nervous. What the hell was I doing here? And yet, I couldn't move. Trying to break the tension, I asked more about her. I figured at least I could start with age, to see how close our age gap was, so to see if we had anything in common.

Misaki responded with "15."

15?! Surely this was bullshit. I couldn't imagine a teenage schoolgirl being employed at a maid cafe at 10 pm at night. I protested this fact and she turned in my lap to face me, with something in her hands.

It was her government-issued ID, which was really telling. First, if you haven't seen these things, these are near impossible to counterfeit, with all the security measures the Japanese government puts into place. Secondly, damned if her name wasn't Misaki after all. I would've figured she would've given an alias, as not wanting to be stalked after work is apparently a concern here. And finally, staring me right in the fact was the fact that she was, in fact, born in 1999.

My mouth went dry and I stammered. I was an English teacher in Japan, with a lap full of a Japanese schoolgirl in an obvious, yet most likely staged, show of affection from her. I did not need to be here and I should not be there any longer. I think that was the drive I needed to give me the strength to detach her from myself and get the hell out of dodge.

And yet, almost sensing what was going through my mind, Misaki leaned in and kissed me. Everything that I wanted to do--run away, scream, throw her into the floor--escaped me in this kiss. I couldn't control myself and reciprocated. All the anxiety melted away at this point.

"Do you love me?" she asked, and before I could respond, she pulled me back in for another deep kiss, grabbing my hands and guiding them up her skirt. This whole thing was becoming a blur, and I wasn't sure what I was doing or why my impulse control wasn't kicking in, but yet at that point, I didn't care. I hadn't been on a date in a couple of months, hadn't been laid in longer, so the fact that I had a girl throwing herself at me was a welcome change. Given that I had Japanese men, teachers even, reminding me of the age of consent here, and that there was nothing wrong with it (yes, this happens), I finally just gave in and enjoyed the moment.

"Wallet," I heard my acquaintance say, bringing me back to reality. I handed it off to him, and looked over to Misaki as he went to pay. I told her I have to go, and she handed me a card, and told me she would see me again soon. I got up, a little disoriented as all the blood began rushing back into my head, and moved to the cashier, my acquaintance already outside. I grabbed my wallet to pay for myself, and the girl at the register just simply met me with a blank stare. I pulled out some money, and she just waved me off. I assumed my acquaintance paid for my time with Misaki and just left.

It wasn't until I got on the last train home that I looked at that card she gave me. It was all white, no business name, no hint of that maid cafe's information on it, but just her full name in Japanese, her phone number, and her phone's email address. On the back, it said, "Please call me."

That card sat on my nightstand for a couple days. I should've thrown it away. She was 15, I was 25. A decade difference. She was still in high school, or should at least be if she wasn't a dropout, which I wasn't sure of. I could've just let it go, chalked it up to sheer random insanity and my weird Japan moment.

And then I emailed her. I still can't fully explain why, but I can say that the experience I had with her was one of the most organic moments I've ever had in my life. I just sent her a quick email with my name and that it was nice to meet her, and hopefully we would be able to catch up sometime. It took about two minutes from the sending of the email for her to call me. We chatted for several hours about anything and everything, from favorite food to favorite music to whatever. You know, that normal small talk. When she offered for us to visit, I decided to.

We wound up going to a movie. I don't even remember what movie it was, because we were both face to face the entire time.

And so for most of this dream, we would meet at different places, usually resulting in us cuddling and making out and petting over the clothes. And during this whole time, it felt right, but yet so wrong. This dream must have taken the time span of a year or so in real life time, because I can remember various visits. And every time, she was in her school uniform.

But at some point, she just disappeared. I don't mean this in a way that she stopped responding to me and moved on her with her life. I mean, there was no trace of her. Emails started bouncing back. If I tried to call her, I would get a recording in Japanese and English saying that I had dialed an invalid number. I had no clue what had happened, and felt kind of let down, because Misaki had grown to be such a large part of my life in this dream. I could even feel this even in my subconscious. I can remember dreaming about work, and when I wasn't there, I was with Misaki.

And through this whole ordeal, I could hear this voice saying, "I'll come back." It wasn't her voice, but I could tell it was some kind of message from her. But it always sounded so dark, and the environment always had sort of a dark chill around it when I heard it. This happened several times.

Then suddenly, my phone rang. It was Misaki. And it was her old number, working as it always had up until she disappeared. Yet, she sounded different, distant even. Nevertheless, she asked to meet with me, and I met her at a Starbucks. When I saw her, my heart jumped, but yet she seemed far less carefree than before.

After I came back with our drinks, she stared directly at the table for about 15 minutes, refusing to give me eye contact. Finally, she looked up at me with a pained expression and apologized.

She explained that she was taken somewhere outside of Kyoto, and stayed at a shrine. Apparently, as she explained, her family came from a line of Shinto priests. There, she was forced to learn various rituals of contacting spirits. She was forced to do things she never wanted to learn. Hell, she explained, she had actually hid from her family, and was working at the cafe I met her at. However, they found her and brought her to this shrine.

She said during the last days there, she was made to contact one spirit that she could definitely say was evil. After she had contacted the spirit, she was sent back to Kyoto overnight.

"But," she said, with tears in her eyes. "I don't want to do what it says."

"What did it say to do?" I asked. She buried her head in her hands, and I had to repeat my question several times. Yet, she would never tell me, and just said, "Help me."

I wanted to do what I could. I knew that her family may look for her, so I brought her home to stay with me. I figured we could find someone to help in the morning.

That night, she advanced on me, and for the first time, we made love. Yes, I know how dirty is of me to have had sex with a teenager, but it happened.

I woke up the next morning to her standing over me with a kitchen knife, straight-faced. I had to jump out of bed to avoid being stabbed. She chased me through my apartment. At one point, she lunged at me as I was going through a door. I jumped to avoid being grabbed by her, and she banged her head on the doorway, rendering her unconscious. I panicked, and stuffed her into my closet, locking the door. I reached for my phone to call the police.

That's when I woke up in a cold sweat, scared shitless. I figured it was a horrible nightmare, and went about my daily routine. That's when I heard knocking.

I thought it was my apartment door, but no one was there. That's when I realized it was coming from my bedroom.

From my closet.

From Misaki. She's fucking real.

She alternates between this sweet tone she usually exhibits to crying, screaming, and growling. During the lucid moments, she promises she won't hurt me. During the other times, she makes no promises whatsoever.
I'm scared to death. I'm scared to even call the police, because now, I have a Japanese schoolgirl in my closet, and I'm sure, no matter what behavioral patterns she's exhibiting, it's not going to go too well for a foreigner to have one stuffed in their closet.

I have no idea what to do guys. Help me.



I'll post up part 2 later.

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私はロンバーガンデイですか?


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Other Game Threads / MSPaint Whispers I: Game Thread
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:18:53 pm »
The stimulus image has been sent out.

Who is who?  There were so many wildcards so...you will find out when you get your PM later!

Everybody get in here and talk shit.

@Aidebit
@✰Alpha✰
@Augustus
@BeigeSand
@Blindknagg
@Cobalt
@ForgeDigger
@Fruit Punch Samurai G
@Hecatom
@Husk
@jasonC
@Pimp Willy
@RadicalFuzz
@SoliloquyAside
@Synonym
@Vynce

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General Discussion / We Lift Dat: The JTM fitness thread
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:36:15 am »
So, I've decided to get a gym membership and get in shape.  I'm not fat, but this sedentary lifestyle of working in an office all day is really killing my energy levels as well as my focus level.  On top of that, I've never had much of an upper body to speak of, nor abs.  So, I've decided to make this happen.

Not wanting to get ripped, just fit.

I know jabs has been working out a lot, and homey is built like a tank now, but I don't know who else does any exercise here.

So I'll kick things off, this is what I'm thinking about starting with:

http://www.muscleandfitness.com/workouts/workout-routines/complete-mf-beginners-training-guide-0

What's a safe way to figure out my maxes, so that I can get started proper with this?  And what weight should I start with on the reverse pyramid scale? Obviously under my maxes, but I don't know how far under.

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Other Game Sign-ups / Jesus Toast MSPaint Whispers I - Sign-up Thread!
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:33:33 pm »
Let's christen the Other Games board and work off that sodium we've been eating over the mafia game with a quick game of MSPaint Whispers.

Don't know how this works? It's easy!

At the beginning of the game, players will be separated into two groups: Describers and Drawers.  I will send a stimulus picture of my choosing to the first describer.  He will then have 12 hours to describe the picture in 10 words, no more, no less, and must submit it to me via PM.  I will then submit that description to the first drawer, who will have 24 hours to submit a drawing to me, done only in MSPaint or a similar program (Photoshop/Gimp will suffice so long as you use no advanced functions or effects.)  I will then send that picture to the next describer, and the game continues until everyone has had a turn, at which point, I will reveal every description and every drawing, and hand out awards.

Describers: You may not use the URL of the image in question as your description or what to google to find it.  Be creative and descriptive with your descriptions.

Drawers: You cannot write the description you received in Paint and use that as your drawing.

Everyone: Just have fun.  There's no winning or losing team, this one's just for shits and giggles.  You also won't know the order of who is drawing and describing, but if you want to say when you've had your turn, that's fine.

Also, you can opt to be either a drawer or describer, or a wildcard.  I reserve the right to ask you to change if I get too many drawers or describers, to even out the game so it can run.

Sign up now!

Drawers:
1. @Synonym

Describers:
1. @Vynce
2. @SoliloquyAside
3. @Fruit Punch Samurai G
4. @Husk
5. @Cobalt

Wildcards:
1. @Blindknagg
2. @BeigeSand
3. @✰Alpha✰
4. @Aidebit
5. @Augustus
6. @ForgeDigger
7. @jasonC
8. @RadicalFuzz
9. @Pimp Willy

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Mafia General / Jesus Toast Mafia ELO Ranking Thread
« on: February 25, 2015, 10:44:16 pm »
Here are the ELO Rankings as of JTM 9:

RankPlayerRatingMovement
1jasonC1856(UP 1)
2Augustus1815(DOWN 1)
3Pimp Willy1631(NO CHANGE)
4kaz1615(UP 29)
5Bious1610(UP 2)
6Blindknagg1570(UP 8)
7✰Alpha✰1560(DOWN 2)
8The Chief1541(DOWN 4)
9Simple Machine1521(UP 18)
10Vynce1485(DOWN 2)
11Missing Person1460(DOWN 5)
12Citrus1433(UP 2)
12Cobalt1433(DOWN 4)
14Fruit Punch Samurai G1428(UP 31)
15Souther1411(DOWN 5)
16fingersplints1403(DOWN 5)
16Scotty1403(DOWN 5)
18Skizzz1401(DOWN 5)
19vonvorto1390(UP 22)
20RadicalFuzz1363(UP 20)
21Baramur1330(DOWN 6)
22BeigeSand1327(DOWN 5)
23Amalgam Ego1306(DOWN 5)
23Barbeller1306(DOWN 5)
23Flaggermus1306(DOWN 5)
23Gagarina1306(DOWN 5)
23Rico1306(DOWN 5)
23ZA WARUDO1306(DOWN 5)
23Zeus1306(DOWN 5)
30fontisian1304(DOWN 5)
30Lissa1304(DOWN 5)
32Koalas1303(NEW)
33doof1297(DOWN 6)
34juliets1297(DOWN 7)
34Saitsu1297(DOWN 7)
34spruce1297(DOWN 7)
35descuffphoenix1292(DOWN 3)
36Synonym1276(UP 15)
37Aidebit1269(DOWN 2)
38ZOOLANDER1267(DOWN 2)
39myusername221264(DOWN 2)
40ForgeDigger1251(UP 32)
41Leaflord1244(DOWN 2)
42XthAtGAm3RGuYX1238(DOWN 1)
43Gamer Dude1230(DOWN 1)
44Hecatom1170(DOWN 2)
45Pozzai1170(UP 2)
45quinn1170(UP 2)
45Raevyn1170(UP 2)
45SVS1170(UP 2)
49Sig1155(DOWN 16)
50GodotsRevenge1142(UP 2)
51Husk1140(UP 2)
51The-Co-Jones1140(UP 2)
53hobo pancakes1139(UP 2)
53Jan1139(UP 2)
53Long Con1139(UP 2)
53Ninetiesarcade1139(UP 2)
54Glorfindel1136(NEW)
54Skyrockets1136(NEW)
56DrWilgy1135(DOWN 22)
56SlipperyAxII1135(UP 3)
57Metalmarsh891134(UP 3)
58drwill4391082(UP 3)
593rdstrikelove1080(UP 3)
59Bass the Clever1080(UP 3)
59Batman1080(UP 3)
59Cosmizard1080(UP 3)
59DukeC1080(UP 3)
59JonathanT881080(UP 3)
59Phoenicks1080(UP 3)
59Phorcys1080(UP 3)
59Rosettalia1080(UP 3)
59Sumazndude1080(UP 3)
70exodus1026(UP 3)
71BullDancer972(UP 3)
72Icege600(UP 3)
72scott howard600(NEW)

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General Discussion / NEW THEMES/FEATURE!
« on: January 28, 2015, 10:05:46 am »
Today is a special day here.  For today, I have added two themes:

-JTM Light (This is pending a logo, change, but it's functional)
-JTM Lando

They are both available to use now, alongside our default dark theme.

How do you switch?  Well, you can go into your profile to do it, but with the addition of these themes, I also added another feature to the site.

Go down to the bottom-right of any page, and you will see the option to change the theme via a drop down list box.

ENJOY!

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Welcome to the second edition of Proving Grounds!  Note, this game is only open to players who did not play in this season's All Star game.  If you are looking to improve your play with other players or start out small, now's your chance before we jump back into open formats again!

Theme:
Each team, situated in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, has received orders from Vic Jr. to take each other out.  However, one team has decided to take the initiative and put spies in the other's base.  Now it's up to the braintrust to lynch the spies before they kill them!

Overall game idea (if you're new to Mafia games):
13 people get thrown into a situation where you don't know who to trust. Each day the town gets together and decides to kill somebody, to try and find the mafia. After a vote, the person with the most votes is killed by the townsfolk. At night, everyone goes back to their beds to sleep, and the mafia get their turn to kill people. If the mafia has the same amount of people as the Town, they win the game. If the town kills all the mafia, they win. You win or lose as a team, not individually, so do your best to help your team out!

13 Person sign up
10-11 Town
2-3 Mafia

(Note:  If we are able to collect 26 players, I will run two separate games simultaneously.)

MAJOR NOTICE: While sign-ups are being done here, you must also register an account on JesusToastMafia.com in order to play.  Jesus Toast is the site we will be using to run games indefinitely thanks to SRK's "upgrades."  There will also be players that have Jesus Toast accounts signing up there, and both sign-up sheets will reflect that.

Roles:

Spoiler for Red Team (Red Game):






Spoiler for Blue Team (Red Game):











Special Mechanics: Before the game, the mafia leader and private (both randomly selected) for each game will choose whether to promote their private to a different role, or recruit a third person as their choice to be their team's rookie.  The mechanics go as follows:

Officer: Until the officer dies, the mafia learns what person the Detective investigates each night.
Recon: Until the Recon dies, the mafia learns what person the Medic protects each night.
Private: All mafia are plain roles, and a third mafia of the leader's choice is recruited before the game starts.

Phases:

The game will cycle between day phase and night phase. In order to keep things consistent, we will be running a 48 hour cycle split into 2 phases, which will always start/stop at the same time.

Day phase will last 36 hours. All votes are done privately through PM. Players who do not submit their lynch vote before the deadline two times during the game will be DQ'd.  They will be listed as dead, and their role revealed.

Night phase will last 12 hours. During this phase, the mafia must decide who they want to kill. People with night actions must PM their choices before the deadline.

Talking is allowed during all phases.

Votes:
No Lynch is always a valid voting choice at all phases of the game. Your choice must be PMd to me by the end of the day phase. Votes cannot be changed once PMd. Include your day ability choices in the PM (though you can vote and wait on your ability if you feel the need to)

Votes will be publicly revealed in the thread at the end of the day phase.

When you die, your allegiance as well as your role will be revealed.

Last Gasps:

There are no last gasps this game.

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

1) Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your talk in the mafia conversation. If you're one of the lovers, keep your chat inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM'ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2) No coaching after you're dead. This includes outside of SRK. I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don't do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3) No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your private conversations, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

4) Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate. After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

5) Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

6) English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

7) No making wagers in game. This wagering SRK accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

8) Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful toward other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ.

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Mafia Conversation Archive / Proving Grounds II - Blue Base
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:54:29 pm »
Here's the mafia conversation for Red Game.

Starting mafia:

SoliloquyAside - Tucker

You must choose whether to promote yourself, or to recruit.

Here are the list of people you may recruit from:

drwill439
exodus
Saitsu
CrotchPuncha
Synonym
BullDancer

Here are the possibilities for your promotion:

Recon: Learn who Grif (medic) protects.
Officer: Learn who Simmons (UC) investigates.

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Welcome to the second edition of Proving Grounds!  Note, this game is only open to players who did not play in this season's All Star game.  If you are looking to improve your play with other players or start out small, now's your chance before we jump back into open formats again!

Theme:
Each team, situated in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, has received orders from Vic Jr. to take each other out.  However, one team has decided to take the initiative and put spies in the other's base.  Now it's up to the braintrust to lynch the spies before they kill them!

Overall game idea (if you're new to Mafia games):
13 people get thrown into a situation where you don't know who to trust. Each day the town gets together and decides to kill somebody, to try and find the mafia. After a vote, the person with the most votes is killed by the townsfolk. At night, everyone goes back to their beds to sleep, and the mafia get their turn to kill people. If the mafia has the same amount of people as the Town, they win the game. If the town kills all the mafia, they win. You win or lose as a team, not individually, so do your best to help your team out!

13 Person sign up
10-11 Town
2-3 Mafia

(Note:  If we are able to collect 26 players, I will run two separate games simultaneously.)

MAJOR NOTICE: While sign-ups are being done here, you must also register an account on JesusToastMafia.com in order to play.  Jesus Toast is the site we will be using to run games indefinitely thanks to SRK's "upgrades."  There will also be players that have Jesus Toast accounts signing up there, and both sign-up sheets will reflect that.

Roles:

Spoiler for Blue Team (Blue Game):








Spoiler for Red Team (Blue Game):














Special Mechanics: Before the game, the mafia leader and private (both randomly selected) for each game will choose whether to promote their private to a different role, or recruit a third person as their choice to be their team's rookie.  The mechanics go as follows:

Officer: Until the officer dies, the mafia learns what person the Detective investigates each night.
Recon: Until the Recon dies, the mafia learns what person the Medic protects each night.
Private: All mafia are plain roles, and a third mafia of the leader's choice is recruited before the game starts.

Phases:

The game will cycle between day phase and night phase. In order to keep things consistent, we will be running a 48 hour cycle split into 2 phases, which will always start/stop at the same time.

Day phase will last 36 hours. All votes are done privately through PM. Players who do not submit their lynch vote before the deadline two times during the game will be DQ'd.  They will be listed as dead, and their role revealed.

Night phase will last 12 hours. During this phase, the mafia must decide who they want to kill. People with night actions must PM their choices before the deadline.

Talking is allowed during all phases.

Votes:
No Lynch is always a valid voting choice at all phases of the game. Your choice must be PMd to me by the end of the day phase. Votes cannot be changed once PMd. Include your day ability choices in the PM (though you can vote and wait on your ability if you feel the need to)

Votes will be publicly revealed in the thread at the end of the day phase.

When you die, your allegiance as well as your role will be revealed.

Last Gasps:

There are no last gasps this game.

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

1) Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your talk in the mafia conversation. If you're one of the lovers, keep your chat inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM'ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2) No coaching after you're dead. This includes outside of SRK. I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don't do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3) No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your private conversations, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

4) Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate. After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

5) Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

6) English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

7) No making wagers in game. This wagering SRK accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

8) Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful toward other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ.

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Loser's Lounge Archive / Vic's Casa - Proving Grounds II Loser's Lounge
« on: December 14, 2014, 07:41:53 am »
We're about to start.  I have sent out the first two mafia.  If EVO signs up, I will make a smaller game for the remnants, where Tucker will be Godfather and choose to promote himself.

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Mafia Conversation Archive / Proving Grounds II - Red Base
« on: December 14, 2014, 06:01:50 am »
Welcome to the mafia chat for the Blue Game of Proving Grounds II.

Here are your starting mafia:

jasonC - Sarge
Sumazndude - Grif

You two must now choose within 24 hours whether to promote Grif to a higher rank, or to recruit Simmons.  If you choose to recruit Simmons, you must give me the name of a person out of this group:

DukeC
Aidebit
Simple Machine
ZOOLANDER
myusername22
Pimp Willy
cloudbreath9
Icege
Dandyman90
Manx
Neesa

Here are the possible ranks you can promote Grif to:

Recon - Every night, you will learn who Tucker (medic) protected.
Officer - Every night, you will learn who Church (detective) investigated.

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Much like the mafia queue, but now split up so that there's no confusion on who's running what.  If you want to add your game to the list, please post with the follow:

Theme:
Is it ready now?



Diablo
GM: @Pimp Willy
Ready now? No

Sci-Fi
GM: @Manx
Ready now?

Transformers
GM: @jasonC
Ready now? Yes
Timeline: Next Up!

Naruto
GM: @Pimp Willy
Ready Now? No

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We'll keep this simple, post up the following:

Game Theme:
When you'd like to run it, if you have a specific time frame:
Is the design ready now:



Capcom Vs. SNK 2
GM: @Bious
Ready now? No

Scooby Doo
GM: @GodotsRevenge
Ready now?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?
GM: @RadicalFuzz
Ready now? No

Christmas
GM: @Missing Person
Ready now? Yes
Timeline: December 2015

Smash Bros.
GM: @✰Alpha✰
Ready now? No

The Boondocks
GM: @The Chief
Ready now? No

Mirai Nikki
GM: @ForgeDigger
Ready now? No
Timeline: Next Up!

Soul Eater
GM: @ForgeDigger
Ready now? No
Timeline: October

Videogame Legends: The Fight Against Industry Cancer
GM: @XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Ready now? No

Magical Girl
GM: @DrWilgy
Ready now? No

Super Dangan Ronpa (Salty Runback)
GM: @Bious
Ready now? No

Super Spy Vs. Spy (Salty Runback)
GM: @Bious
Ready now? No

Teen Wolf
GM: @Cobalt
Ready now? Yes

JTM Salt Cleansing Therapy
GM: @Bious
Ready Now? Yes

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Welcome to the second edition of Proving Grounds!  Note, this game is only open to players who did not play in this season's All Star game.  If you are looking to improve your play with other players or start out small, now's your chance before we jump back into open formats again!

Theme:
Each team, situated in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, has received orders from Vic Jr. to take each other out.  However, one team has decided to take the initiative and put spies in the other's base.  Now it's up to the braintrust to lynch the spies before they kill them!

Overall game idea (if you're new to Mafia games):
13 people get thrown into a situation where you don't know who to trust. Each day the town gets together and decides to kill somebody, to try and find the mafia. After a vote, the person with the most votes is killed by the townsfolk. At night, everyone goes back to their beds to sleep, and the mafia get their turn to kill people. If the mafia has the same amount of people as the Town, they win the game. If the town kills all the mafia, they win. You win or lose as a team, not individually, so do your best to help your team out!

13 Person sign up
10-11 Town
2-3 Mafia

(Note:  If we are able to collect 26 players, I will run two separate games simultaneously.)

MAJOR NOTICE: While sign-ups are being done here, you must also register an account on JesusToastMafia.com in order to play.  Jesus Toast is the site we will be using to run games indefinitely thanks to SRK's "upgrades."  There will also be players that have Jesus Toast accounts signing up there, and both sign-up sheets will reflect that.

Roles:

Spoiler for Blue Team (Blue Game):








Spoiler for Red Team (Blue Game):















Spoiler for Red Team (Red Game):









Spoiler for Blue Team (Red Game):














Special Mechanics: Before the game, the mafia leader and private (both randomly selected) for each game will choose whether to promote their private to a different role, or recruit a third person as their choice to be their team's rookie.  The mechanics go as follows:

Officer: Until the officer dies, the mafia learns what person the Detective investigates each night.
Recon: Until the Recon dies, the mafia learns what person the Medic protects each night.
Private: All mafia are plain roles, and a third mafia of the leader's choice is recruited before the game starts.

Phases:

The game will cycle between day phase and night phase. In order to keep things consistent, we will be running a 48 hour cycle split into 2 phases, which will always start/stop at the same time.

Day phase will last 36 hours. All votes are done privately through PM. Players who do not submit their lynch vote before the deadline two times during the game will be DQ'd.  They will be listed as dead, and their role revealed.

Night phase will last 12 hours. During this phase, the mafia must decide who they want to kill. People with night actions must PM their choices before the deadline.

Talking is allowed during all phases.

Votes:
No Lynch is always a valid voting choice at all phases of the game. Your choice must be PMd to me by the end of the day phase. Votes cannot be changed once PMd. Include your day ability choices in the PM (though you can vote and wait on your ability if you feel the need to)

Votes will be publicly revealed in the thread at the end of the day phase.

When you die, your allegiance as well as your role will be revealed.

Last Gasps:

There are no last gasps this game.

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

1) Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your talk in the mafia conversation. If you're one of the lovers, keep your chat inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn't be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM'ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

2) No coaching after you're dead. This includes outside of SRK. I don't care what format you're thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don't do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser's Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don't bring it to anyone else's attention that's still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

3) No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your private conversations, lovers and mafia. I'll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I'm sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don't immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

4) Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ'd. If something super unexpected happens, I'll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you're going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don't sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I'll put in an alternate. After we start, I'm not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don't deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

5) Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it's a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

6) English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as "Hasta la vista," or "Por que?" but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

7) No making wagers in game. This wagering SRK accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don't do it, I will DQ you if you do.

8) Cut the personal attacks out.  There is a line between in-game shit talk and gamesmanship, and just being a dickhead and being hateful toward other players.  This is starting to get out of hand.  If I tell you to curb it, just do it.  Keep it up, and enjoy a DQ.

Current Sign Ups:
1) @DukeC
2) @Aidebit
3) @Simple Machine
4) @jasonC
5) @rick ross
6) @ZOOLANDER
7) @myusername22
8) @Pimp Willy
9) @Sumazndude
10) @cloudbreath9
11) @Icege
12) @Dandyman90
13) @Manx
14) @Neesa
15) @drwill439
16) @exodus
17) @CrotchPuncha
18) @Saitsu
19) EVO_el_Kirts_DDR3
20) @BullDancer
22)
23)
24)
25)
26)

Reserve List:
1)
2)
3)

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I am finally happy to post the second of my new threads.  I was waiting to iron out the time of our first episode, but now we are ready to announce this.

We have been ironing out plans on a new podcast.  I've been dropping hints around here lately, but we are definitely pushing forward.

Start off your day of trampling people for cheap electronics after waking up from your Tryptophan-induced slumber with @Missing Person & @✰Alpha✰ as we talk about mafia and shit LIVE on Twitch!

In our first episode, we will be discussing the goings on of the previous game, Mafia All-Stars, as well as announcing the theme of our next game, Proving Grounds just before the sign-up threads are put up both here and SRK!  Be the FIRST to hear what exciting theme we will be using.  Moreover, we will have an exclusive post-game interview with the GM of the All-Stars game, @Pimp Willy!  We will also field questions from the stream chat, so please make sure you have questions ready.

We heard your cries as well, and we will also be doing a tutorial corner, where Alpha and I discuss some of the beginning strategies everyone must know as well as some of the finer nuances of the game, so that you can level up your game as well!

Plus, we will also discuss some of the other exciting changes coming at Jesus Toast!

Where?  http://www.twitch.tv/jesustoastmafia

When?  Friday, November 28th, 7:00AM EST.  (Yes, we know it's early, but we have to wake up early for your podcasts, Western Folks.)

If you can't show up to watch the festivities live, there will be a replay posted on Youtube later!

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Mafia General / The Golden Crust Awards - Season 1 is up!
« on: November 23, 2014, 06:55:53 pm »
Welcome to the first 1st season of the Golden Crust Awards - where we acknowledge the greatest moments in SRK/JTM mafia history.

As promised, here is your pre-show entertainment: A trained monkey.

Spoiler for Pre-show entertainment:


Some of the easier awards.  We will first do "Best Mafia Player"

The winner for Best Mafia Player is someone that managed to completely stay off the grid and stay alive.  That person is...DarkGeneral

Please hold your applause till the end of the ceremony, assholes.

Spoiler for Best Mafia Player Honorable Mentions:
Vynce
Synonym

Now, for the antithesis to the Best Mafia Player...Best Civilian Player.  The winner of this won by a landslide, not even remotely close.  The winner was...@Synonym!

Spoiler for Best Civilian Player Honorable Mentions:
Saitsu

Now we move on...to Biggest WTF Moment.  And with that, I harken you to a time when No Lynches actually meant something.  To a time where No Lynches had a strategic purpose.  To a time where No Lynches were a salty game throw.  The biggest WTF Moment goes to...great cow lord for no lynching in a lynch or lose situation in SRK Mafia IX!

Spoiler for Biggest WTF Moment Honorable Mentions:
Ben Perkins as Magneto (SRK Mafia VII)
orochizoolander's "EDIT" (SRK Mafia XIII)
orochizoolander hides his lover (SRK mafia XVII)
The Chief deliberately DQs (SRK Mafia XV)
Missing Person's "kaz read" (SRK Mafia XVI)

Now for the Best Last Gasp.  While we've had some that have been spot on before, our voters chose a different direction, and the Best Last Gasp Golden Crust goes to...great cow lord in SRK Mafia VIII for posting a video people doing the splits on trees!

Spoiler for Honorable Mentions for Best Last Gasp:
The Chief (SRK Mafia XIII)
AlphaCommando (SRK Mafia XII)
Augustus (SRK Mafia XV)

Since we're on the subject of writing, let's now award the Golden Crust fo Best Writer!  This was a decently contested battle, but ultimately, one name was a clear favorite.  That name was one who has disturbed people game after game by being the Dr. Seuss of Yaoi Fanfiction.  The winner is...@✰Alpha✰!

Spoiler for Best Writer Honorable Mentions:
Missing Person
Pimp Willy

And now we move on to best write-up.  What's surprising is that out of all the legitimate write-ups we have had, the one that wins this one was a troll write-up.  That's right, the Golden Crust for Best Write-up goes to...@Synonym for Curleh Mustache Pools in SRK Mafia XII!

Spoiler for Best Write-up Honorable Mentions:
Hey, Where's the Creme Filling? by Alpha (SRK Mafia XIII)
Lando's Debriefing, Pt. II by Alpha (SRK Mafia XII)
Mafia BM Conversation by GodotsRevenge (SRK Mafia X)
A Real Nigga by Pimp Willy (SRK Mafia VII)

Next, we have the time-honored tradition of SRK/JTM:  Getting salty.  And now, for the Golden Crust award for Saltiest Player, sponsored by Morton's.  The award goes to none other than...@Icege!

Spoiler for Saltiest Player Honorable Mentions:
Bious
SWBeta

Now for Best Play.  We've had some amazing moments of brilliance on SRK and JTM, but this one defined broken to the point that it earned its own nickname.  The Golden Crust for Best Play goes to...Synonym and @Vynce for the Bytch Jail in SRK Mafia XI!

Spoiler for Best Play Honorable Mentions:
Combo_Knight killing his partner (SRK Mafia XI)
The Co-Jones's Tupac Role-Claim (SRK Mafia XIV)
Alpha claims he's <kaz> to trap <Pimp Willy> (SRK Mafia XIII)

After that, the only place we can go is back downhill for the biggest screwup.  This moment was unequivocally a facepalm and a half.  The Golden Crust for Biggest Screwup goes to...@RadicalFuzz for editing while testing formatting on a screwed-up SRK in SRK Mafia XVIII!

Spoiler for Biggest Screwup Honorable Mentions:
PW's edit (SRK Mafia XVI)
The entirety of SRK Mafia X
Manx's edit (SRK Mafia IX)

Now, one of our biggest traits as a site has been our unique game types.  Our Best Game category reflects that, with a very unique set of nominees with various different styles.  However, one shined to the top to be the Golden Toast award winner.  That game was...SRK Mafia VII: Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 by SWBeta!

Spoiler for Best Game Honorable Mentions:
SRK Mafia IX: South Park - The Return of Darth Chef by Missing Person
SRK Mafia XIII: SRK Vs. The End of the World by Missing Person
SRK Mafia XVIII: Phoenix Wright - Back in Session by Missing Person
SRK Mafia XI: Werewolves Vs. Vampires by Pimp Willy

Now for the funniest moment.  While I had a rooting interest in one of the honorable mentions, the fans chose differently, and the Golden Crust goes to...@Pimp Willy getting his role card changed in SRK Mafia All-Stars I!

Spoiler for Funniest Moment Honorable Mentions:
Curleh Mustache Pools by Synonym (SRK Mafia XII)
Radical_Edward (SRK Mafia XI)
Missing Person's "kaz read" (SRK Mafia XVI)

We have a unique blend of people here on JTM.  And we want to honor those people who are most certainly ones that keep us popping popcorn while reading games.  The Golden Crust for Most Entertaining Player goes to...orochizoolander!

Spoiler for Most Entertaining Player Honorable Mentions:
✰Alpha✰
SoVi3t
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
Manx

Next we have the Most Underrated Player.  We have a lot of people that hang in the background, but one person has certainly put in the work, almost unnoticed, to become a great player.  The Golden Crust for Most Underrated Player goes to...Skizzz!

Spoiler for Most Underrated Player Honorable Mentions:
RadicalFuzz
jasonC
Manx
Saitsu

Now, we go on to Most Overrated Player.  This award went directly to a player who, half the time, we have no idea what the fuck he's doing.  (Can I say that during an awards show?  No?  WELL FUCK YOU!)  The award for Most Overrated Player goes to...great cow lord!

Spoiler for Most Overrated Player Honorable Mentions:
RadicalFuzz
Icege

Now we move on to the Rookie of the Season.  As this is the inaugural awards show, nominees for this award could only be new after All Stars I.  This was another close battle, and this was won by someone who has come on like a storm, surprising the vets with his enthusiasm for learning.  The Golden Crust for Rookie of the Season goes to...@XthAtGAm3RGuYX!

Spoiler for Hiden:
DarkGeneral
Sumazndude
jasonC

Next, we move on the Best GM Award.  These guys make sure we have games to play.  It is at times a thankless job, but they have certainly contributed a great deal to this community.  This was another fiercely contested award, and the winner, by only one vote...@Missing Person!

Spoiler for Best GM Honorable Mention:
Pimp Willy

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for...Best Player!  This one was a one man award.  There was zero honorable mentions, no one dared to contest him.  The Golden Crust for Best Player goes to...@Synonym!

Thank you guys for tuning in!  Be sure to lynch Pistol Shrimp on your way out!

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General Discussion / Yes, we really bake dat: The JTM Cooking Thread
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:36:34 am »
Anybody else go wild in the kitchen?

I just made this. Not much work, but hey, I made it dammit.

You'll see more of shit later.

Some Rice Krispies Treats. Simple yet effective.

저는 론 버건디입니까?


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General Discussion / Ello
« on: November 06, 2014, 08:04:58 am »
I just got added to Ello. I have invites to share for any other social network yuppies who want in.

저는 론 버건디입니까?


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Mafia General / Fresh ass? Post here!
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:11:53 pm »
Yo,

If you are new to Jesus Toast, coming from SRK, a different site, or never played mafia a day in your life, say hi in this thread.  At least let us acknowledge your presence here before we lynch you.

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General Discussion / Who is Simple Machine?
« on: November 02, 2014, 04:03:08 am »
Seems like I think that has to be someone we know, but I'm not totally sure who.

So, @Simple Machine introduce yourself.

48
Mafia General / Mafia Monopoly Money Points Leaderboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:08:34 am »
This is the leaderboard from SRK Mafia 1-18:


Rank
Player
Points
PPG
Win %
Games
Movement
1
@Bious
54
3.6
60%
15
(UP 2)
2
@RadicalFuzz
53
4.82
82%
11
(DOWN 1)
3
@Vynce
51
4.64
64%
11
(DOWN 1)
4
@Aidebit
40
5.71
86%
7
(UP 10)
5
@WTF-AKUMA-HAX
40
4.44
44%
9
(DOWN 1)
6
@Cyntalan
40
3.64
55%
11
(DOWN 1)
7
@The Chief
40
3.33
58%
12
(DOWN 1)
8
@Augustus
39
4.33
67%
9
(UP 3)
9
@ForgeDigger
39
3.9
70%
10
(UP 6)
10
@Pimp Willy
39
3
31%
13
(UP 6)
11
@Blindknagg
38
6.33
67%
6
(UP 6)
12
@exodus
38
3.45
55%
11
(DOWN 5)
13
pietastic
37
4.63
50%
8
(DOWN 5)
14
@The-Co-Jones
36
3
42%
12
(DOWN 4)
15
@Sumazndude
34
3.78
56%
9
(DOWN 6)
16
@Hecatom
34
3.09
55%
11
(UP 7)
17
@✰Alpha✰
33
2.75
42%
12
(UP 2)
18
@BullDancer
32
2.67
50%
12
(DOWN 6)
19
@kaz
32
2.29
29%
14
(DOWN 6)
20
Oerba
30
3.75
75%
8
(DOWN 2)
21
@Saitsu
29
4.83
83%
6
(UP 4)
22
@GodotsRevenge
29
2.9
50%
10
(DOWN 2)
23
@ZOOLANDER
29
1.71
47%
17
(DOWN 2)
24
@Synonym
26
2.89
56%
9
(UP 2)
25
@Missing Person
26
2.6
60%
10
(DOWN 3)
26
DaRabidDuckie
24
6
50%
4
(DOWN 2)
27
@hobo pancakes
24
4
50%
6
(UP 3)
28
@Icege
20
2.22
56%
9
(DOWN 1)
29
Black Jesus
19
3.8
60%
5
(DOWN 1)
30
DarkGeneral
18
2.25
38%
8
(UP 2)
31
@Ninetiesarcade
17
4.25
50%
4
(NO CHANGE)
32
Combo_Knight
17
1.7
60%
10
(UP 1)
33
SSRagna
16
8
100%
2
(UP 1)
34
SoVi3t
16
1.6
50%
10
(DOWN 5)
35
GBS Giovanni
15
5
100%
3
(NO CHANGE)
36
@Skizzz
15
3.75
50%
4
(NO CHANGE)
37
Mobius
14
7
100%
2
(NO CHANGE)
38
LimeGreenPatato
13
4.33
67%
3
(NO CHANGE)
39
@doof
13
1.86
71%
7
(NO CHANGE)
40
Zephyr
12
6
100%
2
(NO CHANGE)
41
Immaculate
12
6
50%
2
(NO CHANGE)
41
Pistol Shrimp
12
6
50%
2
(NO CHANGE)
43
FlyingWonkey
12
4
100%
3
(NO CHANGE)
44
Sacr3D
12
4
33%
3
(NO CHANGE)
45
SWBeta
11
2.75
25%
4
(NO CHANGE)
46
@XthAtGAm3RGuYX
10
5
50%
2
(UP 49)
47
NoodleHead
10
3.33
67%
3
(DOWN 1)
48
@3rdstrikelove
10
2.5
75%
4
(DOWN 1)
49
PuFF
10
2.5
0%
4
(DOWN 1)
50
SSJ4_Vegita
9
9
100%
1
(DOWN 1)
51
Shinkuu Tatsumaki
9
4.5
100%
2
(NO CHANGE)
52
@I Lurker
9
4.5
50%
2
(DOWN 1)
53
@jasonC
9
3
33%
3
(DOWN 3)
54
kane_warhead
8
4
50%
2
(DOWN 1)
54
Redbeard
8
4
50%
2
(DOWN 1)
56
Starkilled
8
2
75%
4
(DOWN 1)
57
bloodymess
8
1.6
80%
5
(DOWN 1)
58
@Souther
7
1.75
50%
4
(DOWN 1)
59
crucades
6
6
100%
1
(NEW)
59
ItzJustRellik
6
6
100%
1
(DOWN 1)
61
FPStud
6
6
0%
1
(DOWN 2)
62
supreme jd
6
3
50%
2
(DOWN 2)
63
sikwidit
6
2
67%
3
(DOWN 2)
64
highlulu
6
1.5
50%
4
(DOWN 2)
65
Aznhadoken
5
5
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
65
Black_Light
5
5
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
65
Fudd
5
5
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
65
Keres
5
5
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
69
mrmattroxx
5
2.5
50%
2
(DOWN 2)
70
@Neesa
5
2.5
0%
2
(DOWN 2)
70
Symbolic
5
2.5
0%
2
(DOWN 2)
72
PapaRhino
5
1.25
75%
4
(DOWN 2)
73
Cosmic Castaway
4
4
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
73
@BeigeSand
4
4
100%
1
(DOWN 2)
75
TSwizzle
4
4
0%
1
(DOWN 2)
76
Syke1
4
2
0%
2
(DOWN 2)
77
@DukeC
4
0.8
0%
5
(UP 6)
78
@Dandyman90
3
3
100%
1
(NEW)
78
iShotto
3
3
100%
1
(DOWN 3)
78
kuni
3
3
100%
1
(DOWN 3)
78
Lantis
3
3
100%
1
(DOWN 3)
78
u_mad
3
3
100%
1
(DOWN 3)
83
Pertho
3
1.5
50%
2
(DOWN 4)
84
AKI
3
1.5
0%
2
(DOWN 4)
84
TheEvilChinaMan
3
1.5
0%
2
(DOWN 4)
84
wepeel
3
1.5
0%
2
(DOWN 4)
87
@Manx
3
0.38
50%
8
(DOWN 3)
88
Antonio
2
2
100%
1
(DOWN 3)
89
LordWilliam1234
2
2
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
89
Meris
2
2
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
89
Wyde
2
2
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
92
BlueNu
2
1
50%
2
(DOWN 3)
92
The Electrifying One
2
1
50%
2
(DOWN 3)
94
KillaFox
2
1
0%
2
(DOWN 3)
94
Ryusuke
2
1
0%
2
(DOWN 3)
96
@Tao Te Ching
2
0.67
33%
3
(DOWN 3)
97
RECESSIONTIME
2
0.5
50%
4
(UP 19)
98
D'Nyc3
1
1
100%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
#8 With Hate
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
Cee Dizzy
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
Dramatix
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
Grog
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
IWinALot
1
1
0%
1
(NEW)
99
PatakaReada
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
Powerbomb
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
99
VruS
1
1
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
107
Drunken Geordie
0
0
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
107
I Am Lothar
0
0
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
107
Korngo
0
0
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
107
RedD
0
0
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
107
str[e]ak
0
0
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
112
Ben Perkins
-1
-0.5
50%
2
(DOWN 5)
113
SogeKingu LOCK ON!
-1
-1
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
114
BTierBison
-2
-2
100%
1
(DOWN 5)
114
Hitaro0
-2
-2
100%
1
(DOWN 5)
114
RenyNoise
-2
-2
100%
1
(DOWN 5)
114
Serin
-2
-2
100%
1
(DOWN 5)
114
Zero
-2
-2
100%
1
(DOWN 5)
119
@CrotchPuncha
-2
-2
0%
1
(DOWN 5)
120
natural_ice
-3
-3
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
120
sonicspear64
-3
-3
0%
1
(DOWN 4)
122
Ki Shima
-4
-4
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
122
eivellordsm2
-4
-4
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
123
RoninChaos
-4
-4
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
122
Sharktongue
-4
-4
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
126
NickRocks
-5
-5
0%
1
(DOWN 3)
127
The Faggot
-7
-3.5
0%
2
(DOWN 3)

50
General Discussion / To-do list: Add shit you think we need
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:11:40 pm »
Right now, here's what we need to do:

-Fix Tapatalk (I think there's something messed up on their end, but I want to check our server to make sure) Pimp Willy did this
-Upload all the logos (For now, that stupid Orange Line thing stays there) Missing Person did this
-Add Quick Reply Pimp Willy did this
-Add the necessary forums and permissions (Missing Person did this)
-Media tag Pimp Willy sorta did this
-Spoiler tag Pimp Willy did This
-Quit kicking us out to the forum after we post a reply Pimp Willy did this
-Disable users having the ability to change their usernames on a whim (Thanks assholes for point that out to use so quickly) (Missing Person did this)
-Add some kind of reactions Pimp Willy and Synonym double teamed this bitch
-Create a front page
-Better post editor (being able to use ctrl+s, ctrl+u, etc)
-Add a CAPTCHA verification key to registration

What else do we need to do that you can think of?

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